Aphorisms

[RAV TUX]

If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.
- F. Menger
We should make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- A. Einstein

[fuscia]

"always buy chocolate cake. it doesn't show the dirt." - some guy

[yabbadabbadont]

That's neater than a skeeter's peeter.

That's tougher than two thumbs up a frog's butt.

It's raining harder than a cow ******* on a flat rock.

That's slicker than owl stuff. (the forum software won't allow the real word...)

Edit: First three from Oklahoma and the last one from Kentucky. :D