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RAV TUX
October 2nd, 2007, 05:07 AM
If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.
- F. Menger
We should make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- A. Einstein
fuscia
October 2nd, 2007, 05:14 AM
"always buy chocolate cake. it doesn't show the dirt." - some guy
yabbadabbadont
October 2nd, 2007, 05:15 AM
That's neater than a skeeter's peeter.
That's tougher than two thumbs up a frog's butt.
It's raining harder than a cow ******* on a flat rock.
That's slicker than owl stuff. (the forum software won't allow the real word...)
Edit: First three from Oklahoma and the last one from Kentucky. :D
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