What's your favorite demotivator?

[eph1973]

Anyone who has worked in any sort of office environment (particularly those who work in the engineering fields) will probably have seen a poster about the office something like this:
http://www.motivationusa.com/ProductInfo/images/732217T2.gif
The caption says, "ATTITUDE Attitude is a little thing that makes a BIG difference."

Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a plug, I have no affiliation with any of these companies or web sites.

There is a website called www.despair.com (http://www.despair.com) which takes a sarcastic look at these posters. Here is an example:
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/failure.jpg

I recently saw this one (it isn't affiliated with despair.com):
http://www.piepalace.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sw-awesome.jpg

So, the question is: what are your favorite demotivator posters?

[NeutrinoX]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/daretoslack.jpg

I apply this one everyday. ;)

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/procrastination.jpg

And probably this one as well.

[Kingsley]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/demasterk/Funny%20Images/retardedicecream.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/demasterk/Funny%20Images/1159235093_79703a79e0.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/demasterk/Funny%20Images/1173771503208.jpg

[akiratheoni]

Yeah yeah this is a 4chan poster but it's still my favorite:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/Motivation.jpg

My other favorite:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/dc/UniquePoster.jpg/800px-UniquePoster.jpg

[NeutrinoX]

Kingsley, your avatar alone is a good demotivator. Pedobear is here, even in the Ubuntu Forums. :shock:

[stalker145]

I wish I could narrow it down to one. I'll narrow it to five since it's too difficult to make a second post... and there are just SO MANY hilarious ones :)

[HermanAB]

My favourite demotivator?

MS Powerpoint

[dmacdonald111]

These are brilliant. Here's one I whipped up;

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/4506/tranquiltu8.th.gif (http://img461.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tranquiltu8.gif)

Uhm, Sorry, didn't know how to put the pic in. First try and it went off the screen!

[sp0onman]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/apathy.jpg

is a fav
or:
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/doitlater.jpg

[angryfirelord]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/stupidity.jpg

[Wiebelhaus]

11/10 this is the best thread ever.

[FuturePilot]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t243/LinuxTechie/Procrastination.jpg

[eph1973]

That Sense one that Kingsley put up earlier had me rolling. All are quite good. I also like this one from despair.com:
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/wishes.jpg

[tcpip4lyfe]

lmao Wishes is my favorite.

[Soarer]

Brilliant stuff!

I love the MacDonald's one (they are going to build one opposite my house as it happens) but the 'Procrastination' one is superb.

:lolflag:

[u-slayer]

Zombie Thread!!!

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/mm9536/Entropy_despair.jpg



http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/mm9536/Reality-WorstGameEver.jpg



http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq114/mm9536/blogging.jpg


http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr38/sad_panda548/tanlinessr4.jpg

[-grubby]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/loneliness.jpg

[Giant Speck]

I made two really good ones about a year ago, but I don't think I can post them because they have foul language. :(

[-grubby]

I made two really good ones about a year ago, but I don't think I can post them because they have foul language. :(

Censor it.

[MaxIBoy]

I'll send a DDoS to the world
I'll send a DDos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Solicitation in a bottle, yeah
Solicitation in a bottle, yeah

[Giant Speck]

Censor it.

I tried that, but it looks retarded with censorship.

[halovivek]

this is the one

[Priest Apostate]

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/disloyalty.jpg

Jaded, moi?

[chucky chuckaluck]

this one's ok...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cEntra77/Clowns.jpg


i like the one about blogging (with the chimps) someone posted earlier. sums up my thoughts about blogging and the astounding importance it seems to be given.

[treesurf]

The Sense one from the first page is my favorite.

[u-slayer]

I tried that, but it looks retarded with censorship.

Post it anyway. In the warty release, they had naked people as the default desktop so obviously ubuntu is not censored.

[MaxIBoy]

I just made this one:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5619/foxstuckdemotivatorim9.jpg