need help finding jokes for party

[Raval]

Saturday is my birthday and because a friend of mine started blabbing, all of a sudden I'm holding a birthday party cuz about 40ppl are expecting one.

It's very low budget, in fact it's a "bring your own bottle" (BYOB) I'm just going to cook for the masses.

anyway to the point.

I making an area of my house a lounge and I want to print out some drinking jokes and tape them to the wall so people can read a few jokes while hanging out.

can you link to or post your favorite drinking joke or any other really great joke you know?

I'm searching the net but hard to find really great jokes.

[Hallvor]

Perhaps you`ll like these better than the guests will, but anyway:

http://www.thymos.com/computer/jokes.html

[curuxz]

a geek joke:

"how could I be any nicer to you?!"

"how about -20"

[p_quarles]

My personal favorite:

Yeah, I'm drunk, but I'm not unarmed.
Not to be used in situations where you or others might actually be armed.

[Spike-X]

"This guy walks into a talent agent's office."









...what?

[n3tfury]

all dismal.

how about conversation. you'll probably turn more people off by plastering "jokes" on your walls than otherwise.

[RAV TUX]

A guy goes to the bookstore and ask for the "Self Help" section.

The attendant says I would tell but then that wouldn't help you.
Another idea beyond jokes is art, designate one wall for people to paint on, get more creative and do face paints.

You could even get more creative and make face mask.

[chessercizes]

i dunno about drinking jokes, but one of my favorites

"Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted."