Chuck Norris uses Windows Vista!

[izanbardprince]

Some of my own:


The first thing Chuck Norris did with Windows Vista was change the shell to "cmd.exe".

Windows Vista does not make the mistake of asking Chuck Norris to verify his credentials.

When Chuck Norris loads Windows Vista, it uses less RAM than Windows XP.

Chuck Norris is the reason Windows Time asks MICROSOFT what time it is!

Internet Explorer took one look at Chuck Norris coming and uninstalled ITSELF!

Chuck Norris does not need Spybot S&D, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks CoolWebSearch!

Windows Mail MAKES SURE Chuck Norris doesn't get any spam.

Chuck Norris once went an entire month without re-installing Windows Vista!

Windows Vista took one look at Chuck Norris and decided it better not overwrite his GRUB boot loader.

When Chuck Norris plays his HD-DVD's, the video takes the protected path to protect itself from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is past his 30 day activation grace period, but Windows Vista knows not to confront him about it.

[Frak]

:lolflag: great post

[Mazza558]

Some of these made me "Chuck"le.

*bada... chish*

[starcraft.man]

Hehe, that was pretty good. I especially liked the HD-DVD one :D.

[Kingsley]

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[matthew]

I am officially amused. Thank you. Those were funny.

[tigerpants]

What is the nerd obssession with Chuck Norris? I'm genuinely confused by all of this. Is it trying to be ironic because Chuck Norris is without doubt the least hard film hardman in history?

[Celegorm]

Chuck Norris once went an entire month without re-installing Windows Vista!

:lolflag:

Tigerpants: it's unofficial chuck norris week on the forums.

[jacob01]

nice one if Chuck Norris used a computer

:)

[Steveway]

That's all a lie.
Chuck Norris uses a calculator to browse Ubuntu-forums.

[M$LOL]

In Soviet Russia, Vista turns Chuck Norris into Linux.