View Full Version : Chuck Norris uses Windows Vista!

September 16th, 2007, 07:22 PM
Some of my own:

The first thing Chuck Norris did with Windows Vista was change the shell to "cmd.exe".

Windows Vista does not make the mistake of asking Chuck Norris to verify his credentials.

When Chuck Norris loads Windows Vista, it uses less RAM than Windows XP.

Chuck Norris is the reason Windows Time asks MICROSOFT what time it is!

Internet Explorer took one look at Chuck Norris coming and uninstalled ITSELF!

Chuck Norris does not need Spybot S&D, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks CoolWebSearch!

Windows Mail MAKES SURE Chuck Norris doesn't get any spam.

Chuck Norris once went an entire month without re-installing Windows Vista!

Windows Vista took one look at Chuck Norris and decided it better not overwrite his GRUB boot loader.

When Chuck Norris plays his HD-DVD's, the video takes the protected path to protect itself from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is past his 30 day activation grace period, but Windows Vista knows not to confront him about it.

September 16th, 2007, 07:32 PM
:lolflag: great post

September 16th, 2007, 07:33 PM
Some of these made me "Chuck"le.

*bada... chish*

September 16th, 2007, 07:36 PM
Hehe, that was pretty good. I especially liked the HD-DVD one :D.

September 16th, 2007, 07:37 PM

September 16th, 2007, 08:11 PM
I am officially amused. Thank you. Those were funny.

September 16th, 2007, 08:13 PM
What is the nerd obssession with Chuck Norris? I'm genuinely confused by all of this. Is it trying to be ironic because Chuck Norris is without doubt the least hard film hardman in history?

September 16th, 2007, 08:45 PM
Chuck Norris once went an entire month without re-installing Windows Vista!


Tigerpants: it's unofficial chuck norris week on the forums.

September 16th, 2007, 08:50 PM
nice one if Chuck Norris used a computer


September 16th, 2007, 08:52 PM
That's all a lie.
Chuck Norris uses a calculator to browse Ubuntu-forums.

September 16th, 2007, 09:06 PM
In Soviet Russia, Vista turns Chuck Norris into Linux.