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matthew
September 9th, 2007, 09:25 PM
The Ubuntu Forums staff, well some of us anyway, have spontaneously decided it would be fun to give an unofficial tribute to one of the internet's favorite, long-running memes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_phenomenon): Chuck Norris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts).

Starting now and running until September 16th (2007) several of us have changed our avatars, signatures, and even our user titles (only staff can do that) to include some sort of reference to Chuck Norris.

It's all in good fun and meant to be a playful and silly way to blow off some steam.

Want to join in? Just put Chuck Norris in your avatar in some way and add some sort of silly reference to him in your sig. (Please keep it within the bounds of the Forums Code of Conduct (http://ubuntuforums.org/index.php?page=policy), though. Thanks!)

PriceChild
September 9th, 2007, 09:27 PM
I PITY TH.......

no wait...

Perfect Storm
September 9th, 2007, 09:30 PM
Chuck Norris FTW!!!1

PriceChild
September 9th, 2007, 09:44 PM
Matthew also dugg it: http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norris_week_in_the_Ubuntu_Forums ;)

Perfect Storm
September 9th, 2007, 09:44 PM
Chuck Norris for kids

http://www.imageviper.com/displayimage/96800/0/Chuck_Norris.jpg

Steveway
September 9th, 2007, 09:49 PM
Count me in.
I need to rework my Avatar (The font is not readable) but not today.
EDIT: I dugg it.

Vorian
September 9th, 2007, 09:51 PM
yee haa!

erm...

I mean HIIII YAAA!

and digg it or Chuck will kick your head off!
http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norris_week_in_the_Ubuntu_Forums

starcraft.man
September 9th, 2007, 09:57 PM
I knew something was up when I saw AI with the Norris avatar...

Bah, I'm too lazy/grumpy.

ComplexNumber
September 9th, 2007, 10:00 PM
well, i thought i'd better post in here to strut my stuff.

hikaricore
September 9th, 2007, 10:07 PM
HEHE. It's like being in the Barrens all over again.

ThinkBuntu
September 9th, 2007, 10:12 PM
I'm in. Chuck Norris now thinks 'buntu.

Perfect Storm
September 9th, 2007, 10:15 PM
I knew something was up when I saw AI with the Norris avatar...

Bah, I'm too lazy/grumpy.

Fire up gimp or face the wraith of He-Who-Must-Be-Named. :popcorn:

bapoumba
September 9th, 2007, 10:18 PM
W00t!

ThinkBuntu
September 9th, 2007, 10:18 PM
Can I change my user subtitle to "Chuck Norris stole my Ubuntu Drip"? It's obvious he disposed of the fine gentleman usually beneath that hat.

Vorian
September 9th, 2007, 10:19 PM
Fire up gimp or face the wraith of He-Who-Must-Be-Named. :popcorn:Mr. T has no power over me while I can still call Private Dr. Home.

matthew
September 9th, 2007, 10:22 PM
Can I change my user subtitle to "Chuck Norris stole my Ubuntu Drip"? It's obvious he disposed of the fine gentleman usually beneath that hat.I wish...sorry, only staff can change their user titles.

picpak
September 9th, 2007, 10:24 PM
Hmm, it doesn't fit too well...oh well!

ThinkBuntu
September 9th, 2007, 10:34 PM
I wish...sorry, only staff can change their user titles.
Also noticed I can't put an image in my signature for a banner I created of "Beatdownbuntu" which Chuck Norris recommends...

http://www.703designs.com/images/chuckbuntu.jpg

por100pre1
September 9th, 2007, 10:34 PM
Cool.:)

K.Mandla
September 9th, 2007, 10:48 PM
Woohoo!

matthew
September 9th, 2007, 11:10 PM
Also noticed I can't put an image in my signature for a banner I created of "Beatdownbuntu" which Chuck Norris recommends...

http://www.703designs.com/images/chuckbuntu.jpgOh, I love the image. Sorry, again, images in sigs are another staff-only perk (there aren't that many others, aside from the great feeling that comes from helping this wonderful community).

Ultra Magnus
September 9th, 2007, 11:11 PM
I want Ubuntu Action Edition!

jdong
September 9th, 2007, 11:19 PM
I'm lazy... can someone gimp me an avatar with chuck norris? I'll take the first one or the most amusing one. No parodies of avatars I've complained about though ;-)

ComplexNumber
September 9th, 2007, 11:22 PM
I'm lazy... can someone gimp me an avatar with chuck norris? I'll take the first one or the most amusing one. No parodies of avatars I've complained about though ;-)
here's one. i didn't do it myself, though.

matthew
September 9th, 2007, 11:28 PM
I'm lazy... can someone gimp me an avatar with chuck norris? I'll take the first one or the most amusing one. No parodies of avatars I've complained about though ;-)Enjoy

distroman
September 9th, 2007, 11:41 PM
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end. :popcorn:

RAV TUX
September 9th, 2007, 11:45 PM
I'm in but could someone please explain to me why it is Chuck Norris week?...

eph1973
September 10th, 2007, 12:00 AM
Actually, every week is *technically* Chuck Norris week. It's just that the admins had to finally acknowledge that under the threat of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 12:01 AM
Fire up gimp or face the wraith of He-Who-Must-Be-Named. :popcorn:

LOL! You don't scare me. Besides Chuck Norris wishes he was as cool as a Protoss. ^^ *activates Protoss shielding for protection*


I'm lazy... can someone gimp me an avatar with chuck norris? I'll take the first one or the most amusing one. No parodies of avatars I've complained about though ;-)

Hazzah! At least I'm not the only lazy person about... :D


I'm in but could someone please explain to me why it is Chuck Norris week?...

The entropy in the Universe dictated that it must happen. Since when did you start to question randomness? :p

matthew
September 10th, 2007, 12:08 AM
LOL! You don't scare me. Besides Chuck Norris wishes he was as cool as a Protoss. ^^ *activates Protoss shielding for protection*No. Chuck Norris took over a Zerg body and used it to wipe the floor.

*Seriously, this is the last one I'm doing. :)

eph1973
September 10th, 2007, 12:10 AM
LOL! You don't scare me. Besides Chuck Norris wishes he was as cool as a Protoss. ^^ *activates Protoss shielding for protection*


Unfortunately for you, you have overlooked this fact:

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

I'm afraid your little shield there hasn't a chance.

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 12:18 AM
No. Chuck Norris took over a Zerg body and used it to wipe the floor.

*Seriously, this is the last one I'm doing. :)

LOL! Ok I give up... I've been Chuckified. I'll have to be extra curmudgeonly to make up for this now. *slithers off*

avik
September 10th, 2007, 12:20 AM
I know I'm in. After all, everybody loves Chuck Norris...or else!

RAV TUX
September 10th, 2007, 12:28 AM
The entropy in the Universe dictated that it must happen. Since when did you start to question randomness? :p

I am randomness. ;)

nonewmsgs
September 10th, 2007, 12:32 AM
Chuck Norris for kids

http://www.imageviper.com/displayimage/96800/0/Chuck_Norris.jpg

i used to have that toy!

jdong
September 10th, 2007, 12:36 AM
Whoo!!

GSF1200S
September 10th, 2007, 12:46 AM
Haha.. Ive told a few Chuck Norris jokes in my day- im in...

Vorian
September 10th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Nice work everyone :)

now get to work!
http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Nor..._Ubuntu_Forums (http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norris_week_in_the_Ubuntu_Forums)

FuturePilot
September 10th, 2007, 12:50 AM
Hmm. I wonder if I could get Chuck Norris into my Smiley?:lolflag:

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 01:10 AM
Hmm. I wonder if I could get Chuck Norris into my Smiley?:lolflag:

Wish Granted! :)

Man, he looks disturbing... that's way too smiley :p.

Edit: Maybe I should make it a bit tighter... one sec.

Billy_McBong
September 10th, 2007, 01:14 AM
mine didn't work very well:(

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 01:20 AM
Voila. Have fun future :).

The closer it gets... just disturbing >.<.

FuturePilot
September 10th, 2007, 01:23 AM
Voila. Have fun future :).

The closer it gets... just disturbing >.<.

Hey thanks starcraft.man!! :guitar:
That is disturbing, but so hilarious!:lolflag:

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 01:25 AM
Hey thanks starcraft.man!! :guitar:
That is disturbing, but so hilarious!:lolflag:

Your welcome.

This is gonna be some week at this rate >.>.

Any more requests?

compiledkernel
September 10th, 2007, 01:27 AM
one day Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the forums, thus making many members of the forums conform to ChuckNorrisism.

Frak
September 10th, 2007, 01:46 AM
If I only had more time to photoshop... I might have made a Cn dock icon ;) or maybe a Rk (Roundhouse Kick)

Vorian
September 10th, 2007, 02:21 AM
South American frogs lick Chuck Norris so they can hallucinate.

RAV TUX
September 10th, 2007, 02:23 AM
South American frogs lick Chuck Norris so they can hallucinate.:lolflag:

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 02:41 AM
South American frogs lick Chuck Norris so they can hallucinate.

Wow I'm amazed no one (including RAV) has yet started a "facts about Chuck" thread... Limit it to one a person and watch the one liners fly. :)

That was great btw.

forrestcupp
September 10th, 2007, 02:58 AM
Chuck Norris made me kick my own *ss.

nowshining
September 10th, 2007, 02:59 AM
i don't get it did he die or something??

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 03:01 AM
i don't get it did he die or something??

Ha! Everyone knows Chuck Norris can't die... what a silly question :p.

daWsOn_s
September 10th, 2007, 03:09 AM
I still don't understand what that is all about! :(

nowshining
September 10th, 2007, 03:10 AM
i meant in the body not memory..

if he died in the body part why didn't u guys do this when he was alive??? i mean i liked his shows - i don't have cable so it's a long shot to catch the shows on antenna tv... and yes I think he's cool tho.hmmmm

Or am I mistaken and he's still alive and or this was also done in the past..

nowshining
September 10th, 2007, 03:10 AM
me neither exactly all i get when people do these kinds of acts is because of when that person dies...

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 03:16 AM
ROFL. Chuck Norris didn't die, I was just having fun with ya :p.

Don't either of you guys know about Chuck Norris facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts) and how he's been satired in the net all these years?

It's just for fun. I am sure bored admins and cosmic entropy are the cause, no real reason. Just one of them amazingly random events in life.

compiledkernel
September 10th, 2007, 03:17 AM
For those who dont know about the Chuck Norris Craze.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My personal favorite -- If Chuck Norris were in it, The movie 300 would have to have been renamed to 1.

starcraft.man
September 10th, 2007, 03:19 AM
For those who dont know about the Chuck Norris Craze.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My personal favorite -- If Chuck Norris were in it, The movie 300 would have to have been renamed to 1.

ROFL! We need a thread for these "facts". :p

Darkhack
September 10th, 2007, 03:24 AM
I updated my signature for this special occasion.

nowshining
September 10th, 2007, 03:25 AM
oh I knew starcraft.man about the fun part and that you were just joking with me.. :P but now I get it when you said random events in life and bored administrators.. I do not worship him, so there is no need for me to take part...

notatoad
September 10th, 2007, 03:26 AM
we need a thread for these facts

why? there's already a website for them.

the chuck norris meme died out months ago. why are you guys trying to revive it?

Toma-
September 10th, 2007, 04:04 AM
My tribute to the greatest hacker of all time, the Laughing Chuck. Hes not laughing tho, because thats too mainstream. :)

RAV TUX
September 10th, 2007, 04:06 AM
“When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."”

Vegiemaster
September 10th, 2007, 04:15 AM
Couldn't not participate in this.

/me get's roundhouse kicked.

Alucard-sama
September 10th, 2007, 04:34 AM
I'm doing my part :)

overdrank
September 10th, 2007, 04:38 AM
This has to be nuts!!!!!!!

GSF1200S
September 10th, 2007, 04:43 AM
At first there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris told God to get a job and the earth was made...

RAV TUX
September 10th, 2007, 05:51 AM
I'm in but could someone please explain to me why it is Chuck Norris week?...
Edit: while Chucky was taking a nap, I changed my avatar to a picture of me...inspired by this thread:



http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=547401

Toma-
September 10th, 2007, 06:04 AM
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


Also,
http://www.geekwisdom.com/dyn/passwdmeter
This thing says that Chuck Norris is weak! lol.

Edit: However, Mr. T Is very weak. :o

tcpip4lyfe
September 10th, 2007, 06:28 AM
HEHE. It's like being in the Barrens all over again.

lmao

eph1973
September 10th, 2007, 06:44 AM
This thing says that Chuck Norris is weak! lol.

huh, when I did it, it said Chuck_N0rr1s! was strong.

Is that a roundhouse kick I see coming your way?

FuturePilot
September 10th, 2007, 06:48 AM
Chuck Norris ate my smiley.:lolflag:

Perfect Storm
September 10th, 2007, 07:57 AM
Chuck Norris ate my smiley.:lolflag:

With a smile of that an emergency trip to the local plastic surgent is required! :-\"

sunexplodes
September 10th, 2007, 10:14 AM
Batman could tear Chuck Norris in half.


Just sayin'.

mostwanted
September 10th, 2007, 11:15 AM
I put this on Digg :)

http://digg.com/linux_unix/It_s_Chuck_Norris_week_at_the_Ubuntu_Forums

matthew
September 10th, 2007, 11:20 AM
I put this on Digg :)

http://digg.com/linux_unix/It_s_Chuck_Norris_week_at_the_Ubuntu_Forums

Thanks, but it was dugg earlier...made the front page a few hours ago!

http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norris_week_in_the_Ubuntu_Forums

mostwanted
September 10th, 2007, 11:25 AM
Thanks, but it was dugg earlier...made the front page a few hours ago!

http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norris_week_in_the_Ubuntu_Forums

Strange how that didn't show up when I submitted it. Anyway, I buried mine since no one likes a duplicate.

matthew
September 10th, 2007, 11:33 AM
Strange how that didn't show up when I submitted it. Anyway, I buried mine since no one likes a duplicate.:)

Perfect Storm
September 10th, 2007, 11:37 AM
Strange how that didn't show up when I submitted it. Anyway, I buried mine since no one likes a duplicate.

Can we get a Norris face on that panda, promte! :)
A killer Panda (too much Wulffmorgenthaler).

Officer Dibble
September 10th, 2007, 12:16 PM
Does Chuck Norris use Ubuntu? :-k

Perfect Storm
September 10th, 2007, 12:24 PM
Yes, his homebrewed Action Edition. It comes with 25 FPS games and a 4 hours self-biography video.

mostwanted
September 10th, 2007, 01:55 PM
Can we get a Norris face on that panda, promte! :)
A killer Panda (too much Wulffmorgenthaler).

Will do once I get home from work ;)

arijarot
September 10th, 2007, 02:08 PM
Fact: Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

forrestcupp
September 10th, 2007, 02:43 PM
Batman could tear Chuck Norris in half.


Just sayin'.

Bruce Wayne had to put on a Halloween costume because he didn't want Chuck Norris to find him.

mostwanted
September 10th, 2007, 03:27 PM
Will do once I get home from work ;)

And it's done! :D

p_quarles
September 10th, 2007, 03:28 PM
This is too funny.

"Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried."

crash0
September 10th, 2007, 03:37 PM
chuck norris doesen't need to type "sudo"
sudo needs to type "chucknorris"

fuscia
September 10th, 2007, 03:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v163/ironfuscia/zhangCN.jpg

derekr44
September 10th, 2007, 03:56 PM
Welcome to Barrens General chat :)

ButtonMasher
September 10th, 2007, 04:08 PM
I haven't laughed this hard since... the last time the Chuck Norris jokes started.

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

ubuntu-geek
September 10th, 2007, 04:51 PM
Welcome to Barrens General chat :)
HAH I thought the same thing.

derekr44
September 10th, 2007, 05:26 PM
Yes, his homebrewed Action Edition. It comes with 25 FPS games and a 4 hours self-biography video.

You know, we really need to come up with a Chuckbuntu edition just for the heck of it!

rsambuca
September 10th, 2007, 05:51 PM
How is this avatar?

fuscia
September 10th, 2007, 05:58 PM
How is this avatar?

ooh! is it christie brinkley week?

Toma-
September 10th, 2007, 06:08 PM
And it's done! :D

Ah that is just awesome! :lolflag:

aks44
September 10th, 2007, 06:12 PM
Here's what happens when Chuck Norris sucks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole). ;) (I'd put him in the "rotating" category, though :p)

stalker145
September 10th, 2007, 06:43 PM
As I sit here bored at work I recalled the greatness that is Uncyclopedia and decided to do a search on my particular lot in life - US Marine.

Now, I would love to provide a link to the relevant article, but I'm sure that would get me at least a thousand infraction points. You're on your own if you wish to read the full article. Below is provided, for your pleasure, what the heck it is I'm talking about that's relevant to this thread:


Formed in 1107 by Chuck Norris for the express purpose of kicking peoples asses and causing pain when he was away (the Corps was founded prior to Chuck Norris' expedition to Namek to collect the Dragon Balls and defeat Freeza), it is now a vital arm of the US Military. The Marines have the proud distinction of having won every single war they've ever been in, especially the Vietnam war which they won twice. Many people dispute these claims, however these people are unequivocally terrorists and/or communists, and as such they are wrong. America always wins.

And with some similar wording and a lot of elaboration:


History

Founding

The first known documentation of the Marine Corps begins in 1107, when Chuck Norris founded an organization called "ye olde United States Marine Corypse" prior to leaving for Namek to defeat Freeza and save the earth. Their sole purpose was to fill the empty void of violence and masculinity that his departure would cause. As such, Norris decided that he would have to create an organization of muscled, testosterone filled, bulging man beasts who, while inferior to him, could collectively form a sort of Chuck Norris substitute while he was away. Although performing admirably during The Crusades and the World War I beta-edition (then known as Ye Olde International Armament-Based Hoot Nanny\Scuffle the Third of Four) it eventually became defunct when Chuck Norris returned to battle Cell.


Enjoy the protection of Chuck.

BeastlyKings
September 10th, 2007, 08:37 PM
What about bacon though? Chuck loves bacon.

forrestcupp
September 10th, 2007, 08:43 PM
What about bacon though? Chuck loves bacon.

Kevin Bacon?

mgasparotto
September 10th, 2007, 09:00 PM
Hi!

MacGyver?!??

Steveway
September 10th, 2007, 09:55 PM
MacGyver can make a nuclear-weapon with just a pen and a rubber band.
But!
But you forget that Chuck Norris is eating 3 nuclear-bombs with his cereals every morning.
Only those give him the crunsh he wants.

Polygon
September 10th, 2007, 09:57 PM
yay for chuck norris!

Foxmike
September 10th, 2007, 10:50 PM
here's one. i didn't do it myself, though.
No GIMP around (at work). Let's grab this kool one, thanks!:):popcorn:

lisati
September 10th, 2007, 10:54 PM
chuck norris doesen't need to type "sudo"
sudo needs to type "chucknorris"

:)

JNowka
September 10th, 2007, 11:36 PM
this is too good to miss out on.

hikaricore
September 11th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Too many good ones to reply to. I just have to say overall: LAWLS!!

eph1973
September 11th, 2007, 01:29 AM
Some facts about Chuck Norris you might not have known:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

p_quarles
September 11th, 2007, 01:39 AM
Some facts about Chuck Norris you might not have known:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
One more:
It's not global warming. It's just Chuck Norris turning the sun up.

blithen
September 11th, 2007, 01:40 AM
I hope he is reading this right now.
Might as well be his biography though. :D

racoq
September 11th, 2007, 02:02 AM
http://www.losporraloca.blogger.com.br/CHUCK%20MAN.jpg


Spiderchuck

Spiderchuck, Spiderchuck,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a kick, from any side,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderchuck.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got Beer blood.
Can he swing from an attack
Take a look behind you
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderchuck.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderchuck, Spiderchuck
UnFriendly neighborhood SpiderChuck
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider Chuck.

ant2ne
September 11th, 2007, 06:29 AM
My new sig

Celegorm
September 11th, 2007, 07:36 AM
:lolflag: I was wondering why so many people had chuck norris avatars. Well this is just too much fun to miss out on, I've put chuck in my avatar too.

Tux Aubrey
September 11th, 2007, 07:39 AM
Ok, if you insist.

mostwanted
September 11th, 2007, 07:39 AM
:lolflag: I was wondering why so many people had chuck norris avatars. Well this is just too much fun to miss out on, I've put chuck in my avatar too.

Link's has never looked better.

urukrama
September 11th, 2007, 02:46 PM
I'm surprised no one has posted their Chuck Norris desktop in the Desktop thread yet. Or is it only Norris week on the forum server, but not on the computers at home?

Steveway
September 11th, 2007, 04:43 PM
I'm surprised no one has posted their Chuck Norris desktop in the Desktop thread yet. Or is it only Norris week on the forum server, but not on the computers at home?

We'll spare that for the Chuckbuntu release. ^^

Onyros
September 11th, 2007, 05:17 PM
I'm surprised no one has posted their Chuck Norris desktop in the Desktop thread yet. Or is it only Norris week on the forum server, but not on the computers at home?I wouldn't want you to miss the full experience :)

mcduck
September 11th, 2007, 10:11 PM
Sorry about the too-quickly-gimped avatar, but I just had to join the fun :D

bapoumba
September 11th, 2007, 10:14 PM
Sorry about the too-quickly-gimped avatar, but I just had to join the fun :D
Pfui! Even Chuck himself is afraid of mine :D
(I'm so bad at this, but it's so much fun).

pelle.k
September 11th, 2007, 10:51 PM
I gave in to the pressure.

btw...

* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

* Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

* Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.


more at http://willmores.org/?q=node/58

leo_rockway
September 12th, 2007, 03:43 AM
I had to do this... haha.

eph1973
September 12th, 2007, 07:07 AM
I wouldn't want you to miss the full experience :)

:lolflag: very nice
Looks like he roundhouse kicked himself:
Chuck Norris doesn’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face… because the only thing hard enough to cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris.

Just a warning:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

K.Mandla
September 12th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Chuck Norris can configure the Broadcom 4318 chipset without ndiswrapper, and can set up the ATI Radeon Xpress 200M with the proprietary driver.

Chuck Norris does not use Automatix.

Sudo doesn't ask Chuck Norris for a password. It knows better.

Grub Error 15 means Chuck Norris has roundhouse-kicked your hard drive into the sun.

forrestcupp
September 12th, 2007, 01:05 PM
The only reason we still have military in Iraq is because Chuck Norris hasn't come back from vacation yet.

ant2ne
September 12th, 2007, 02:23 PM
Sudo doesn't ask Chuck Norris for a password. It knows better.That is great! :lolflag:

renzokuken
September 12th, 2007, 02:29 PM
Chuck Norris invented the left turn. This was so he could roundhouse kick people both ways.

......sorry, i cant resist this next one though....

Chuck Norris sits down to pee in the presence of Jack Bauer

arijarot
September 12th, 2007, 02:42 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face… because the only thing hard enough to cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris.


Priceless! :lolflag:

arijarot
September 12th, 2007, 03:02 PM
FACT:

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

eph1973
September 13th, 2007, 01:06 AM
......sorry, i cant resist this next one though....

Chuck Norris sits down to pee in the presence of Jack Bauer

It takes 24 hours for Jack Bauer to save the world. It takes Chuck Norris just 1 hour.

Not sure what to think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-bIN6PPuJk

compiledkernel
September 13th, 2007, 06:12 AM
One Day Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked Dpkg, suddenly it broke into many pieces. Those pieces, Apt-get, Aptitude, Synaptic, and Adept would come into existence shortly thereafter.

renzokuken
September 13th, 2007, 09:29 AM
dotn know if anyone has posted this yet

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

puppy
September 13th, 2007, 10:27 AM
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul...

forrestcupp
September 13th, 2007, 02:20 PM
dotn know if anyone has posted this yet

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

That's great!

I like a comment that someone wrote. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

derekr44
September 13th, 2007, 02:51 PM
The Matrix Trilogy would have been an after school special if Chuck had his way.

"You see an agent, you do what we do... you run."

Chuck doesn't run.

Swarms
September 13th, 2007, 02:56 PM
I am more of a Steven Seagal guy. ;)

pelle.k
September 13th, 2007, 06:26 PM
I am more of a Steven Seagal guy.
OMG! :O
You dear bring that up in this thread? What if Chuck reads this? Duck!!

compiledkernel
September 13th, 2007, 06:45 PM
Its impossible to compare anyone to Chuck Norris, the only person to come close to that is Bruce Lee, and he's dead.

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg

orange2k
September 13th, 2007, 10:43 PM
Chuck Norris grinds coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

ezphilosophy
September 14th, 2007, 08:27 PM
Ok,I'm in.

stalker145
September 14th, 2007, 10:51 PM
WOOT! I finally get this in. I've been trying to remember all week to bring my camera to work and snap these pics as I go by.

The panoramic is of the main road (part of it, anyway) in front of Camp Lejeune, NC where family members usually place "Welcome Home" banners to the returning Marines.

The close-up is of one specific banner that I noticed after reading this thread. Now, either this is a massive coincidence, or there's an Ubuntu user on here who I've never noticed before.

Either way, welcome home to all the returning Marines from their deployments.

May Chuck protect them ;)

derekr44
September 14th, 2007, 11:39 PM
:-#

MozartlovesUbun2
September 27th, 2007, 01:25 PM
Its impossible to compare anyone to Chuck Norris, the only person to come close to that is Bruce Lee, and he's dead.

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg

Lee stills owns Norris any day, even from his grave. Though I like the Norris avatars better.

xpod
October 5th, 2007, 01:58 PM
Ok i know this Chuck thing is over and done with but i thought some of you might like to see just how well Chuck Stands up in the Blender.

If it`s not already posted somewhere of course.
http://www.snotr.com/video/386

I actually have a new found respect for the guy after that one.
No as hard as oor John Smeaton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smeaton_(baggage_handler)) of course but up there with the best:)

nikoPSK
January 7th, 2008, 04:31 PM
awww, I had to miss this... it started in September which is around the time I joined these forums :D

sunny.vitzo
June 30th, 2008, 12:09 PM
Run, Run it's Chuck Norris's week, he will kill us all. Haahaaahaaa!!!:lolflag:
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NovaAesa
June 30th, 2008, 12:55 PM
Lol, that was more than 6 months ago. Chuck Norris as a meme is quite old now.

fatality_uk
June 30th, 2008, 01:31 PM
Lol, that was more than 6 months ago. Chuck Norris as a meme is quite old now.

*Hears Micheal Jackson's Thriller music as Zombie thread jumps back to life*