OMG! War declared upon Denmark!

[Perfect Storm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20IpSch8sSk


:popcorn:

[gnomeuser]

Wait, I live in the second largest town here in Denmark.. have you arrogant Tescos people focused ONLY on invading my capital.. if not where are the Tesco stores in my town, I have a few molotow cocktails with your name on it capitalist pigs.. I'm of proud viking stock you heard me, it's party time, raping, pilliaging and plundering is on it's way.

I DECLARE WAR ON TESCO!

[DoctorMO]

War! Tesco is a vile machine on evil! :-P

[Perfect Storm]

War! Tesco is a vile machine on evil! :-P

You'll never know which country is next for their world domination :-P

[KiwiNZ]

My family is from Hillerod I will help:)

[bobbybobington]

Wait, I live in the second largest town here in Denmark.. have you arrogant Tescos people focused ONLY on invading my capital.. if not where are the Tesco stores in my town, I have a few molotow cocktails with your name on it capitalist pigs.. I'm of proud viking stock you heard me, it's party time, raping, pilliaging and plundering is on it's way.

I DECLARE WAR ON TESCO!

Or, you could not shop there... :rolleyes:
Seriously my sister boycotts walmart cause she doesn't like it. Its not like anybody's forcing you to shop there, vote with ur $ and go to local shops.

[Stone123]

What is Danmark?

[WishingWell]

Us Norwegians will help you in your raping, pillaging and plundering! :D

[jgrabham]

Us Norwegians will help you in your raping, pillaging and plundering! :D

Wow, you guys in mainland Europe sure have fun.

Where as all I have is a snooty attitude, a crate of tea and a butler called Jeeves.

[Lucifiel]

... ... :D

I think someone's been watching too many movies. And in particular, far too much mecha. :D

[WishingWell]

Wow, you guys in mainland Europe sure have fun.

Where as all I have is a snooty attitude, a crate of tea and a butler called Jeeves.

Yeah, you have that... and a sense of humor that rocks! :D

[Perfect Storm]

Yeah, you have that... and a sense of humor that rocks! :D

I Second that. British humour rocks :KS

Everything from "The Fast Show" to "Black Books".

[Motoxrdude]

Reminds me of something starbucks would do.

[compiledkernel]

Tesco, the Walmart of the EU.

Get the heck outta denmark, and dont forget your towel.

[jgrabham]

Ive just realised - the trousers Im wearing came from tesco. As did my computer mouse. And a load of my books/cds/dvds. They really have taken over britain!

[compiledkernel]

Little late to come to that realization, no?

[Perfect Storm]

Tesco, the Walmart of the EU.

Get the heck outta denmark, and dont forget your towel.

So we can forsee a deathmatch: Tesco vs. Walmart in a near future for world domination? Interesting :)

[lepz]

So we can forsee a deathmatch: Tesco vs. Walmart in a near future for world domination? Interesting :)

Walmart would win, Tesco don't have any guns. (yet) ;)

[compiledkernel]

Yes but Walmart has disgruntled employees. I see a Mutiny on many of her ships occuring in that battle.

[mostwanted]

Tesco, the Walmart of the EU.

I must say, I have never, ever, ever, ever seen a Tesco's outside Britain and it's not like I haven't travelled Europe. So it's hardly the Walmart of the EU, although I'm sure it's the local champion in Britain.

I like Tesco's, though, so I wish they were.

Edit: After checking on Wikipedia I found out they had 1 store in France (the only store in other Western European countries besides Ireland), but lots of stores in Eastern Europe. which explains why I've never seen any of them. Most of their stores outside Britain seem to be located in Asia.

[Gwasanaethau]

I must say, I have never, ever, ever, ever seen a Tesco's outside Britain and it's not like I haven't travelled Europe. So it's hardly the Walmart of the EU, although I'm sure it's the local champion in Britain.

I like Tesco's, though, so I wish they were.

Edit: After checking on Wikipedia I found out they had 1 store in France (the only store in other Western European countries besides Ireland), but lots of stores in Eastern Europe. which explains why I've never seen any of them. Most of their stores outside Britain seem to be located in Asia.

Yeah, Ireland is covered with them! They took over the two top supermarket chains here about 10 years ago.

[jgrabham]

Yes but Walmart has disgruntled employees. I see a Mutiny on many of her ships occuring in that battle.

Yeah but walmart has undercover spys in tescos territory - theyre called Asdas :]

[lepz]

Yeah but walmart has undercover spys in tescos territory - theyre called Asdas :]


Argh but Tesco have sent out a small expeditinary force (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresh_%26_Easy) for undercover operations and now have a foothold in enemy territory. on the west coast, Walmart thought the attack was going to happen on the east coast. ;)

[BLTicklemonster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20IpSch8sSk


:popcorn:

lmao you nut!

[Paul820]

My brother works for tesco and he laughed his head off at that. All he could say was "well, people keep shopping there"

[ironfistchamp]

I like tescos. The one near me has a Tescolator instead of an escalator! :)

[jgrabham]

I like tescos. The one near me has a Tescolator instead of an escalator! :)

Do they talk to you like the one in Durham?

"Please prepare to disembark the escalator" or something similar. I'm sure its the Argos woman who says it as well!

[WishingWell]

I must say, I have never, ever, ever, ever seen a Tesco's outside Britain and it's not like I haven't travelled Europe. So it's hardly the Walmart of the EU, although I'm sure it's the local champion in Britain.

I like Tesco's, though, so I wish they were.

Edit: After checking on Wikipedia I found out they had 1 store in France (the only store in other Western European countries besides Ireland), but lots of stores in Eastern Europe. which explains why I've never seen any of them. Most of their stores outside Britain seem to be located in Asia.

Same here, never seen a Tesco outside of Britain, there are none in Norway, Sweden and Finland, that i know for sure, the rest i don't know for sure but i've been doing a lot of miles around Europe and never seen one except in Britain, stores like Liedl (German) and Netto (Danish) seem to be everywhere though.

[ironfistchamp]

Do they talk to you like the one in Durham?

"Please prepare to disembark the escalator" or something similar. I'm sure its the Argos woman who says it as well!

Sure do! It's annoying. It's not like I am going to peg over at the top or something! And I don't need to hear it 5 times either.

[jgrabham]

Sure do! It's annoying. It's not like I am going to peg over at the top or something! And I don't need to hear it 5 times either.

I know - theyre not even steps. Its a F***ing hill that moves! Its just a ramp for lazy people who cant be arsed to walk 20 feet up a slope. I mean WHAT IS THE POINT!!??

Sorry, rant over.

[ironfistchamp]

Haha it is pretty good for getting a trolley to the upper floors. Just imagine hauling it up a flight of stairs!

[jgrabham]

Haha it is pretty good for getting a trolley to the upper floors. Just imagine hauling it up a flight of stairs!

Or out of a river - I often wonder how they get trolleys out of rivers/lakes etc.

[ironfistchamp]

Well do they really bother getting them out of rivers. The amount I see in bodies of water suggests that they don't :p