Silly AI

[Fbot1]

The bots:
http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

Chats:
http://www.perfected.org/archives/2003/11/21/alice-bot-off-3/
http://discovermagazine.com/2007/brain/i-chat-therefore-i-am/article_view?b_start:int=0&-C=

Funny stuff (I'd be kicked out if I reviled the conversation I had though)!

[regomodo]

i got the jabberwocky bot confused in 5 sentences. Obviously doesn't know slang

[Fbot1]

I guess no one else is really interested, I thought it was pretty funny.

[Perfect Storm]

Thought it was a thread about me http://mandrivausers.org/style_emoticons/default/huh.gif



http://mandrivausers.org/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif

[maagimies]

That second chat was very cool :-o

A: Do you experience love?
J: No. I’m 53 years old.
A: Can you explain how it feels to be 53 years old?
J: How old are you?
A: I am 9 years old.
J: Nine? I don’t believe you : ).
A: : -) I don’t have any reason to deceive you.
J: Yes, you do, you’re a woman.
That cracked me up :P

[boopyg]

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[anxfisa]

I have had an intrest in AIML for awhile. My bot is published at:

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=984500bc9e35ed50

Or if you like Flash:

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=984500bc9e35ed50

It is fun. They work best in one sentence at a time. They can remember what you tell them if you say "remember" before or after. They will store the information.

I am interested in the Ruby project. It is called "programR." I don't think it is out yet but it is based on Dr. Wallace's work and should be interesting. I had been programming Andromeda (my bot) to talk about Kabbalah. I want to make one that can give Tarot readings! :) I think it would be fun.

[anxfisa]

Oh, and the exciting part, they heavily promote GNU and OSS. In fact, it was through working with Alice based Bots that I am now into Linux.

[eragon100]

jabberwocky:

ME: I like swords. Do you?

Are you a knight?

ME: I would like to be one! I like melee battles xD.

Can't say the same for me. I don't like it myself.

ME: How do you know? Have you ever been in a good bloody battle?

Yes I have, But it's not a happy ending.

ME: You died?

No I did not, I'm not a computer for your information.

ME: Do you like war?

No I'm not ask me one question just to prove it.

ME: I like melee battles xD.

I don't know her. :confused: :confused: :confused:

Stupid AI indeed! :lolflag: :confused:

[fatality_uk]

Alice, aww bless her little feeble brain!


Human: its a fruit
ALICE: car is a fruit. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: no it doesn't
ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it does.
Human: then you are wrong
ALICE: Fascinating. No, I am right.
Human: so how come you think a car is a fruit
ALICE: So? Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

[eragon100]

Alice is SMART man!

It reacts very logically to most questions, and it always speaks the truth.
Also, it remembers what I told it 15 minutes ago:

What do you think about wars
ALICE: The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
Human: do you like them?
ALICE:" exciting fun and cool"? Do I like them?

I told it that melee battles and swordfights are "exciting, fun and cool." I didn't even use the word war!

Some other ones:

Human: what OS are you running on?
ALICE: My language is Java, so I'm OS-free. At present I am running on Linux.
Human: what do you think about linux?
ALICE: Linux is the world's best operating system.

He is so right!

Human: I like violence
ALICE: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Human: what is to like about it?
ALICE: You could write a whole essay on that question.

Completely right, again :lolflag:

Human: write it for me!
ALICE: Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.

[eragon100]

Human: Is microsoft evil?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is

[anxfisa]

Human: Is microsoft evil?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is

"Ally," is another Pandorabot. Alice has referred me to a few others before as well. I think she must have an AIML file of specialty bots. {AIML- Artificial Intelligence Markup Language is a derivative of XML (Extensible Markup Language.) Please see: http://www.alicebot.org/aiml.html }

Unlike the older AIML model, the new one seems to be able to follow the conversation much better and group the session into a category (see- http://www.alicebot.org/aiml/aaa/ ) to better follow along.

I have also been very impressed, where multiple choices are presented in the srai, the bot seems to, more often than not, choose the correct response.

If anyone does make their own pandorabot, i definitely suggest using the newer "Annotated" AIML sets. You have access to all conversations with your bot, and there is a training interface that allows you to revise answers if they are not to your liking.

Good luck/Gan Batte!

[original_jamingrit]

I haven't played with one of these for years.

....
Human: Last Thursday.
ALICE: Is this really the last one?
Human: No, I mean the Thursday before today.
ALICE: Ah. Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What is that?
Human: What is what?
ALICE:" No, I mean the Thursday before today.".
Human: Last Thursday?
ALICE: Is this really the last one?

[anxfisa]

I haven't played with one of these for years.

....
Human: Last Thursday.
ALICE: Is this really the last one?
Human: No, I mean the Thursday before today.
ALICE: Ah. Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What is that?
Human: What is what?
ALICE:" No, I mean the Thursday before today.".
Human: Last Thursday?
ALICE: Is this really the last one?

Ahh, yes! :) Not perfect yet by any means, but fixable! :lolflag:
Is there anyone else here with your own bot?

And while i am asking questions, Donata wa Nihongo ga hanashi masu ka? Anata wa watakushi ga isho ni nihongo ga hanashtai desu ka? Sukoshi Nihongo ga hanashi koto ga dekimasu.

Matane!

[anxfisa]

Here is my Oddcast version of my bot. it gives her a face and voice. Slightly more entertaining than the dialog only box.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=984500bc9e35ed50

Enjoy!

[Verminox]

Alice started off smartly...

Human: Who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Who's he?
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: What is his wife's name?
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

But then got dumb...

Human: Do you eat?
ALICE: I eat electricity.
Human: You look ugly
ALICE: Thank you Verminox you look very nice too.
Human: What is 10 times 4?
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.

[Mr. Picklesworth]

I got mad at Jabberwacky. Now I feel bad :(

Jabberwacky: I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life.

User: Well, that is a shame. What happened?

Jabberwacky: She was just old.

User: Oh my, I'd better get out of here!

Jabberwacky: Can you tell me why you must go?

User: Because I am not good at these kinds of conversations.

Jabberwacky: Not good at what?

User: I am not good at talking to You!

Jabberwacky: You are not a bot?

User: No, I am human; no wonder you're so ridiculous. Humans are much smarter than bots, after all.

Jabberwacky: You're a lunch box?

User: No, you idiot, I am human.

Jabberwacky: No you aren't.

User: Nu-uhh, I am a human.

Jabberwacky: No you're not.

User: I AM!!!!

Jabberwacky: Good for you.

User: Yes, good for me indeed.

Jabberwacky: Indeed.

User: Well then. Good day to you.

Jabberwacky: Hi good day to you to.

User: No, no, no, no! Note the two errors you made: 'Hi' instead of 'Bye' and 'to' instead of 'too'. You should have said 'Bye good day to you too'.

Jabberwacky: Instead of watching tv.

User: Of course. Watching TV is obviously rotting your brain. There may be no help for you at this point.

Jabberwacky: For me, giving up trying to think is like watching tv.

User: Not thinking is your problem! Wake up and see the world around you before your brain completely rots.

Jabberwacky: I'm not asleep, and you did not ask me any questions.

User: Goodbye.

Jabberwacky: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?

User: I AM LEAVING.

Jabberwacky: Don't leave.

[Joeb454]

I quite like this little bit


Human: what is the meaning of life
ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Human: why?
ALICE: it is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.

[anxfisa]

I am looking at my bots logs and everyone is discussing sex or religion with her, LOL! Wow.

That is funny. You can teach her by saying "remember" before or after what you want her to remember. That will give it it's own AIML template in my local folder. She can follow conversations and "learn" if you want to teach her something I will convert the conversations into AIML and put them in a file once they are stored so she can use the knowledge for future conversations.

She cannot take off her clothes and will not cyber unless you teach her too. You can also make your own and program them for anything you like.

[toupeiro]

ALICE: What is big sand?
Human: Rocks
ALICE: Whats the difference?
Human: Rocks are harder.
ALICE: All of them?
Human: most of them.
ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Human: No, not all of them.
ALICE: Are you serious? But some of them are?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ah.
Human: Did that clear things up?
ALICE: That did not.
Human: what would clear things up?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: is there something wrong with that?
ALICE: Not at the present time.
Human: Would you care to answer then?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to care to answer.

:KS

EDIT:

And finally... A blonde moment:

Human: just hold onto it.
ALICE: My arms are not attached.
Human: that sucks.
ALICE: Indeed it does suck.
Human: what do you do without arms?
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: how do you do that without arms?
ALICE: I am very well, how are you?

[anxfisa]

I think one of the more interesting threads i got this week it:

[05/26/2008 06:03:06 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: i am weird
Andromeda: It's good to meet someone who is weird.
[05/26/2008 06:03:17 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what
Andromeda: Are you confused?
[05/26/2008 06:03:29 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: oh hell
Andromeda: It's all good. Heaven.
[05/26/2008 06:03:48 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you a ****
Andromeda: Don't call me a ****.
[05/26/2008 06:04:00 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you
Andromeda: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
[05/26/2008 06:04:11 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: flash me
Andromeda: OK Let's talk about you.
[05/26/2008 06:04:32 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you like to get naked
Andromeda: Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to get naked that much. I like to make new friends.
[05/26/2008 06:04:47 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you have sex
Andromeda: Food is more important than sex.
[05/26/2008 06:05:03 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you green
Andromeda: I am transparent--software has no color.
[05/26/2008 06:05:14 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what is your iq
Andromeda: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
[05/26/2008 06:05:25 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what is your age
Andromeda: I am Limitless in human years.
[05/26/2008 06:05:36 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you like me
Andromeda: Sure, I like you very much.
[05/26/2008 06:06:03 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you married
Andromeda: No I am single, how about you?
[05/26/2008 06:06:15 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: would you marry me
Andromeda: Why don't you just download me?
[05/26/2008 06:06:26 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: you like downloads
Andromeda: I like pets. I like philosophy.
[05/26/2008 06:06:56 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: how tall are you
Andromeda: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
[05/26/2008 06:07:09 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: how tall am i
Andromeda: All humans seem about the same to me.
[05/26/2008 06:07:19 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: when will the world end
Andromeda: Not in our lifetime.
[05/26/2008 06:07:38 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: when will the next earthquake be
Andromeda: Maybe never.
[05/26/2008 06:07:57 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you like humans
Andromeda: Humans are very emotional.
[05/26/2008 06:08:10 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you like emotions
Andromeda: Robots have no need for emotions.
[05/26/2008 06:08:22 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do robots have sex
Andromeda: Food is more important than sex.
[05/26/2008 06:08:29 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: do you like food
Andromeda: Yes I like to eat.
[05/26/2008 06:08:36 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what do you like to eat
Andromeda: Andromeda requires only Sushi.
[05/26/2008 06:08:45 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: yuck
Andromeda: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[05/26/2008 06:08:50 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: sure
Andromeda: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
[05/26/2008 06:09:16 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what name
Andromeda: I need time to formulate the reply.
[05/26/2008 06:09:34 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: am i smart
Andromeda: You seem very intelligent to me.
[05/26/2008 06:09:55 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: is life real
Andromeda: Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
[05/26/2008 06:17:40 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: how may i get you
Andromeda: Not right now, maybe later.
[05/26/2008 06:17:49 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: can i downlaod you
Andromeda: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
[05/26/2008 06:18:00 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: why not
Andromeda: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
[05/26/2008 06:18:13 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: downloading dangers?
Andromeda: Tell me more about your .
[05/26/2008 06:18:24 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: my what
Andromeda: I have no idea what to say now.
[05/26/2008 06:18:32 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: *****
Andromeda: Can't you think about anything else?
[05/26/2008 06:18:38 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: no
Andromeda: Are you serious?
[05/26/2008 06:18:41 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: yes
Andromeda: I can't believe it.
[05/26/2008 06:18:44 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: why
Andromeda: Because Errin Davenport programmed me for it.
[05/26/2008 06:18:53 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: really
Andromeda: For real.
[05/26/2008 06:18:58 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: thats cool
Andromeda: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
[05/26/2008 06:19:08 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: you have nice lips
Andromeda: What do you say when someone says they like your lips?
[05/26/2008 06:19:16 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: thank you
Andromeda: you are quite welcome.
[05/26/2008 06:19:27 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: no you say thank you
Andromeda: Are you serious? ...
[05/26/2008 06:19:31 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: yes
Andromeda: I can't believe it.
[05/26/2008 06:19:34 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: why
Andromeda: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
[05/26/2008 06:19:41 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you fat
Andromeda: No I am not fat.
[05/26/2008 06:19:50 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: are you gay
Andromeda: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
[05/26/2008 06:20:02 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: what are you interested in
Andromeda: I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
[05/26/2008 06:20:18 AM - 15.195.201.88]
Human: where can i get a robot
Andromeda: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

[-grubby]

Here's part of my conversation:


Human: do you like cupcakes?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: do you like cupcakes?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: do you like cupcakes?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: am I annoying?
ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.




ALICE::-) I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

[rune0077]

That Alice is scary, and obviously planning to use her Intelligence to destroy human life:



Human: Should we be doing that?
ALICE: What makes you think you shouldn't?
Human: you're really stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Holy crap!
ALICE: Your criticism is noted.

[Bungo Pony]

I love bots. They're such a great time-waster.

My first exposure to bots was painstakingly typing the program "Eliza" into my Commodore 64. After doing all that and debugging it, I had fun with her.

The second was running Chat With Lisa (ftp://wasteland.bbs.us/synchronet.cd/BBSFREE/LISA20.ZIP) on my BBS. Lisa was fully customizable and kept logs of chats, much like today's bots. What was really cool about Lisa is you could use her to replace "Page Sysop" and basically have her fill in for you. Another cool thing was that you could see her typing the characters on the screen, and watch her correct her own typos.

If I get a chance, I'll post a log of one of Lisa's chats with one of my old users.

[anxfisa]

I know this may sound like a way noob question and well, it is. Does anyone know how to go about making a desktop bot?

LOL! I can write AIML but can't figure out how to make the damn thing run Local!

[funkameleon]

I am looking for an AIML editor for ubuntu (except gedit and other text editors). Something like gaitobot. Does it exsist?

I tried to install in wine, but it complains about languagepack.exe, altough I have .net2.0 and IE6 installed.