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swoll1980
July 29th, 2007, 03:49 AM
Inquiring minds want to know

Tux Aubrey
July 29th, 2007, 03:51 AM
This should be a poll, shouldn't it?

swoll1980
July 29th, 2007, 03:52 AM
it is now

maniacmusician
July 29th, 2007, 03:52 AM
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Moustacha
July 29th, 2007, 03:53 AM
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood

FuturePilot
July 29th, 2007, 03:54 AM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as it could.

machoo02
July 29th, 2007, 03:56 AM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it...

ThrobbingBrain66
July 29th, 2007, 03:57 AM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it...

Chuck Norris makes wood chuck itself.

tcpip4lyfe
July 29th, 2007, 05:17 AM
17 metric tons

loell
July 29th, 2007, 05:23 AM
:-s bride of chucky knows.

handy
July 29th, 2007, 06:16 AM
This should be in the Where does motivation come from? thread in the Backyard. :)

slimdog360
July 29th, 2007, 06:21 AM
70 tons

Tux Aubrey
July 29th, 2007, 06:36 AM
I'm afraid I have no idea what a woodchuck is. Is it anything like a pheasant plucker?

~~Tito~~
July 29th, 2007, 07:21 AM
2. The answer lies in the question.

bread eyes
July 29th, 2007, 07:33 AM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as it could.

I demand a more simplified answer.

Tux Aubrey
July 29th, 2007, 08:15 AM
I demand a more simplified answer.

Then I suggest you go over to the PCLinuxOS Forums and get one that is "radically simple".:)

chewearn
July 29th, 2007, 08:37 AM
On a different note...

How much FUD would an old fart feels, if an old fart could feels FUD?

~~Tito~~
July 29th, 2007, 09:21 AM
Is FUD an abbreviation or a word? If its its a abbreviation, what does it stand for? If its a word, what does it mean?

loell
July 29th, 2007, 09:24 AM
On a different note...

How much FUD would an old fart feels, if an old fart could feels FUD?

I believe, as much as MS can :popcorn:

popch
July 29th, 2007, 09:53 AM
Is FUD an abbreviation or a word? If its its a abbreviation, what does it stand for? If its a word, what does it mean?

Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt

~~Tito~~
July 29th, 2007, 10:12 AM
Hah, now its funny. . .

popch
July 29th, 2007, 10:45 AM
I demand a more simplified answer.

I answer to a simpler demand.

jeffc313
July 29th, 2007, 12:50 PM
five (5)

DoktorSeven
July 29th, 2007, 04:23 PM
700 pounds. (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_083a.html)

stmiller
July 29th, 2007, 05:35 PM
http://www.northstar.k12.ak.us/schools/joy/creamers/Mammals/Largemammals/woodchuck.jpeg

forrestcupp
July 29th, 2007, 06:52 PM
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as it could.
That is assuming that woodchucks are reliable and not lazy. Maybe some lazy woodchucks wouldn't chuck as much as they could.


Chuck Norris makes wood chuck itself.
Chuck Norris is the man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Chuck Norris.


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