Money

[Frak]

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money



It can buy a house


But not a home


It can buy a clock


But not time


It can buy you a position

But not respect


It can buy you a bed


But not sleep


It can buy you a book

But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine


But not health

But not life


So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering


I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!





Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??


:lolflag: I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!:lolflag:
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
:guitar:

[adampyre]

I'd have to say you can buy health with money. I'm about to have a heart attack I am so in debt. If I won the lottery, my chances of having a heart attack would probably be less. Therefore I bought happiness and healthiness.

However, I would probably be paranoid with too much money, distrusting of people and worried that my finances could spiral out of control...

so maybe I'd feel the same.

Sigh.

[smoker]

So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!


darn it, you're too late, just gave it all away to the 'dog and cat' home! :-)