Please caption this photo.

[Cheese Sandwich]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/nickolsonp0708_800x488.jpg

[Adamant1988]

"I swear to god, I'll jump!"

[Wiebelhaus]

I'd bump uglies with 80% of the people on that boat.

[diafanos]

Big fat man: "Who are all these people in my boat?"

[stalker145]

After running out of gas in the middle of the lake due to an underestimation of the boat's weight, Wendy decides to set herself up as the mainsail to get them back to land.

<damn, why did I write something so schtoopid?>

[Atomic Dog]

Fat guy: Whoa, my man-***** are bigger than hers.

[era86]

"What the hell happened last night?"

[MementoMori]

o/ Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now... o/

Or,

Much to the distaste of the group, Harvey began imitating the Jaws theme.

Or,

The girls decided they'd ignore the drunken fat man the moment his suit came off.
Harvey: *hic* I'm too shexy for my sirt...

[Nekiruhs]

"Look Pa' I'm Flying!!" *Hums the Titanic Theme Song*

[lepz]

♫ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ I believe I can touch the sky ♫

:o

[MementoMori]

Harvey: What?! You mean this ISN'T a ******* commercial?!

[az]

Buy a Really Big Pool (TM) today. It's almost like really being on the ocean!

[MementoMori]

Carnival Cruise Lines' latest attempt to appeal to the consumer on a budget.

[Stew2]

Don't go there girlfriend! <swishes hand with beer back and forth for effect> :D

[brianC]

Wait a minute....I think one of us here is a .....MAN!

[bchaffin72]

"A little to the left there, sweet cheeks, and maybe you'll receive that GPS signal we lost"

[bread eyes]

There's at least 3 guys, 5 ladies, and one I think is a lady on the boat folks...