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BuffaloX
June 17th, 2007, 10:08 PM
Don't laugh now, this is very serious. #-o

Denmark takes CO2 control one step further and introduce "fart kontrol" on highways around Copenhagen.
See for yourself if you don't believe me.

http://www.sandgreen.dk/bill/billeder/fartkontrol-crop.jpg

Exceeding fart limits is considered very serious, the police are allowed to make these controls on all roads, and the fines are steep.

For a long time we have had special cabins you can enter, and activate the "I fart" sign.
This warns others that the cabin is in use, and it may be wise to wait a little.
Some cabins gives a bell (not belch) sound when they are ready for the next user.

http://www.sandgreen.dk/bill/billeder/i_fart.jpg

Probably Copenhagen is the best smelling Capital in the world, and also the one with the lowest CO2 release.

smoker
June 17th, 2007, 10:13 PM
lol, i'm glad some nations are treating flagrant co2 emissions with the seriousness that it deserves:-)

M$LOL
June 17th, 2007, 10:15 PM
Lol

jc87
June 17th, 2007, 10:22 PM
Don't laugh now, this is very serious. #-o

Denmark takes CO2 control one step further and introduce "fart kontrol" on highways around Copenhagen.
See for yourself if you don't believe me.

http://www.sandgreen.dk/bill/billeder/fartkontrol-crop.jpg

Exceeding fart limits is considered very serious, the police are allowed to make these controls on all roads, and the fines are steep.

For a long time we have had special cabins you can enter, and activate the "I fart" sign.
This warns others that the cabin is in use, and it may be wise to wait a little.
Some cabins gives a bell (not belch) sound when they are ready for the next user.

http://www.sandgreen.dk/bill/billeder/i_fart.jpg

Probably Copenhagen is the best smelling Capital in the world, and also the one with the lowest CO2 release.

You´re kidding right?

You mean farts as in the gas that we produce and expell from our behind? and how do they control this? do they have some sort of smelloscope?

Sorry about the ironic ton, but i still have some problems believing in this;)

BuffaloX
June 17th, 2007, 10:40 PM
You´re kidding right?

You mean farts as in the gas that we produce and expell from our behind? and how do they control this? do they have some sort of smelloscope?

Sorry about the ironic ton, but i still have some problems believing in this;)

Now There's even an organized attempt to avoid these controls.
You receive an SMS about where fart controls are.

"Undgå fart bøder"
Undgå means avoid
bøder means fines.

http://www.razzia.dk/

Ebuntor
June 17th, 2007, 11:14 PM
Now There's even an organized attempt to avoid these controls.
You receive an SMS about where fart controls are.

"Undgå fart bøder"
Undgå means avoid
bøder means fines.

http://www.razzia.dk/

ROFL, I don't wanna spoil the joke but, Danish isn't my native language but doesn't "fart" mean "speed"? :p

BuffaloX
June 17th, 2007, 11:19 PM
ROFL, I don't wanna spoil the joke but, Danish isn't my native language but doesn't "fart" mean "speed"? :p

OK I admit it...

DoctorMO
June 17th, 2007, 11:35 PM
Farts release methane not CO2

BuffaloX
June 17th, 2007, 11:53 PM
Farts release methane not CO2

Nope most fart gas consists of nitrogen and carbon dioxide (CO2).

http://www.jeffssite.net/Fart%20facks.htm

BuffaloX
June 18th, 2007, 06:44 PM
OK to all that wonder what craziness this is,
Fart means speed. :p
You can laugh now.

Ebuntor
June 18th, 2007, 06:54 PM
OK to all that wonder what craziness this is,
Fart means speed. :p


Heh, I knew it, I was right. :)

SumitTyagi
October 30th, 2009, 01:37 PM
Thanks for more information

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forrestcupp
October 30th, 2009, 01:54 PM
That's dang hilarious. :D

koleoptero
October 30th, 2009, 01:59 PM
And here I thought that fart Kontrol was a new KDE app. #-o

papangul
October 30th, 2009, 02:11 PM
rofl...