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steveneddy
June 16th, 2007, 11:54 PM
OK - I'm tired of games with just one word. As long as we are going to waste server space, lets get really creative.

I'll start the story with one sentence. The next person adds a sentence, so on and so forth.

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It was a cold night and I shouldn't have been there, but she called and, you know me, I've always been there when she called.

dewong numba
June 17th, 2007, 03:07 AM
The rain was falling in sheets and the cold was to my bones.

init1
June 17th, 2007, 03:28 AM
I had been driving for hours before I finally reached her house.

%hMa@?b<C
June 17th, 2007, 03:43 AM
the Shades Were Drawn, So I Came Back Home. The Edn!

Kingsley
June 17th, 2007, 03:44 AM
^ Lol

reacocard
June 17th, 2007, 03:48 AM
...or so I thought. But the next night, just as I was falling asleep, the phone rang. It was a man, who offered me the...

init1
June 17th, 2007, 03:49 AM
key to her house. I was unsure if I was willing to go that far...

Nekiruhs
June 17th, 2007, 03:59 AM
to get revenge for that night seven years ago when she ...

reacocard
June 17th, 2007, 04:01 AM
stole all my spoons. So now, I began to plot my revenge. First, I would...

Nekiruhs
June 17th, 2007, 04:04 AM
Invade her house and bend all her forks with my mind. Then I would...

%hMa@?b<C
June 17th, 2007, 04:07 AM
Invade her house and bend all her forks with my mind. Then I would...

bend them back into their original shapes with my mind, just for practice. Next I would replace her knives with...

init1
June 17th, 2007, 04:07 AM
pencils. But I was done planning. I needed to execute my plan before...

Nekiruhs
June 17th, 2007, 04:27 AM
The MAFIRIAA got wind of my plans. I knew what they could do. They...

reacocard
June 17th, 2007, 04:31 AM
would transform me into a chimera, half-man, half-beast. So with the utmost care, I began to execute my plan. But just as I was bending the third fork...

init1
June 17th, 2007, 04:32 AM
I heard cars approaching...

%hMa@?b<C
June 17th, 2007, 04:32 AM
had stopped all of my earlier attempts. But I was a little less concerned this time because...

I responded to the wrong post, instead of the previous one...

init1
June 17th, 2007, 04:35 AM
I responded to the wrong post, instead of the previous one...
I edited mine to make sense with yours. I had thought that I had been typing after you had already responded to the post I was responding to.

%hMa@?b<C
June 17th, 2007, 04:41 AM
I heard cars approaching...

My pants all of a sudden felt full and sagging, so I removed them...

init1
June 17th, 2007, 04:44 AM
They broke down the door, and I hid in a closet...

reacocard
June 17th, 2007, 04:45 AM
or tried to, but they wouldn't come off!

init1
June 17th, 2007, 04:52 AM
so I ignored my pants and faced MAFIRIAA. I had something new. When I learned how to bend forks, I also learned other psychic powers...

Nekiruhs
June 17th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Like pyrokinesis! I must fend them off, or they'll ...

steveneddy
June 17th, 2007, 04:20 PM
...take me to their future with RAV TUX's minions to perform many....

Nekiruhs
June 17th, 2007, 04:41 PM
Tests of future linux distros before 2036. But I must act now, I have to...

init1
June 18th, 2007, 04:22 AM
finish my plan. I shoot out a stream of fire but...

H.E. Pennypacker
June 18th, 2007, 04:55 AM
...I must return to Hugo Chavez, and serve his noble agenda, before...

init1
June 18th, 2007, 05:04 AM
she stops me. I had forgotten how dangerous she was, and that waking her would cause problems. She had stolen the spoons so that...

steveneddy
June 18th, 2007, 11:26 PM
... all of my powers were somehow altered. Now I couldn't bend the spoons, but I could......

init1
June 19th, 2007, 12:38 AM
ask Hugo Chavez to help me. If only I could escape before...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 01:00 AM
The MAFIRIAA unleased the pack of rabid lawyers poised to...

%hMa@?b<C
June 19th, 2007, 01:02 AM
The MAFIRIAA unleased the pack of rabid lawyers poised to...

poison the celery, but the celery is so delicious, so i took a bite anyway...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 01:05 AM
poison the celery, but the celery is so delicious, so i took a bite anyway...

As I began to collect other assorted fresh veg from her salad crisper...

init1
June 19th, 2007, 01:53 AM
I fall to the floor, unable to fight the poison. Hugo Chavez pushes aside the lawyers and the MAFIRIAA and...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 01:58 AM
I fall to the floor, unable to fight the poison. Hugo Chavez pushes aside the lawyers and the MAFIRIAA and...

says.... "Use the force Luke"...

init1
June 19th, 2007, 02:04 AM
so, just before the MAFIRIAA gets a change to fire, I force push everyone away and continue with the spoons when...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:10 AM
so, just before the MAFIRIAA gets a change to fire, I force push everyone away and continue with the spoons when...

she suddenly ran into the room and snatched the spoons out of my hands! - Haha she said as she....

init1
June 19th, 2007, 02:14 AM
unbent them, giving her even more power. Just then, Chuck Norris appears...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:22 AM
unbent them, giving her even more power. Just then, Chuck Norris appears...

and asks for a cigarette...

init1
June 19th, 2007, 02:24 AM
I tell him that I don't have any...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:27 AM
"Too bad" he said, "I'm guess I'll just have to take those spoons instead". As he flew out of the door...

red_Marvin
June 19th, 2007, 02:32 AM
...rain still tearing down, few of the MAFRIAA lawyers dared follow him, but she...

Middle_Man
June 19th, 2007, 02:36 AM
...rain still tearing down, few of the MAFRIAA lawyers dared follow him, but she...

gave him the fake spoons and still had the real ones. with a dark smile she pulls something from behind her back. she pulls out a...

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:38 AM
Ultra Spoon-Augmentation device - Now you will see my true power she said as she...

Nekiruhs
June 19th, 2007, 02:40 AM
Melted all the nearby spoons. POOR INNOCENT SPOONS! She then advanced on him with a

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:43 AM
Melted all the nearby spoons. POOR INNOCENT SPOONS! She then advanced on him with a

menacing grin. "Look I told you I was washing my hair tonight" she said, as she...

init1
June 19th, 2007, 02:46 AM
shot out a beam of energy at me. Thankfully, Chuck returned and blocked the beam with his chest. "W-What? How is this possible?" she yells.

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 02:57 AM
shot out a beam of energy at me. Thankfully, Chuck returned and blocked the beam with his chest. "W-What? How is this possible?" she yells.

because I am not Chuck Norris - "I am HE-MAN and BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I am sworn to protect this man for he is on a scared mission"

steveneddy
June 19th, 2007, 03:23 AM
She wept tears of fire, which fell down to .......

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 04:03 AM
the ground causing the fur of the mice that had gathered round this curious display to ignite - "The MAFIRIAA are but one of the perils which lie ahead of you, they are the minions of the....

init1
June 19th, 2007, 04:07 AM
Red Hat Society! The organization of middle-aged women, plotting to control the universe!

Ultra Magnus
June 19th, 2007, 04:33 AM
It all makes sense. The spoons, the mice - This explains everything - So what should I do now He-Man/Chuck Norris?

init1
June 20th, 2007, 04:23 AM
Use the only thing more powerful than spoons, sporks!

FuturePilot
June 25th, 2007, 05:42 AM
Then I found something more powerful, it was a spoon and a knife called a spife!:lol:

init1
June 25th, 2007, 06:12 AM
So I combined all of them and created the Forkifeoon! The most impractical utensil every created!

FuturePilot
June 25th, 2007, 06:33 AM
So I tried to use this impractical utensil and found it extremely hard to eat with it.

init1
June 25th, 2007, 06:40 AM
But very easy to fight with!

FuturePilot
June 25th, 2007, 06:51 AM
So I stuck it in my pocket in case I should ever find myself in a tight situation.

init1
June 25th, 2007, 09:59 PM
But I was in a tight situation, I was fighting her.

Nekiruhs
June 26th, 2007, 02:24 AM
So I drew my Forkifeoon and advanced on her...

init1
June 26th, 2007, 02:30 AM
She flung a wave of spoons at me, but I easily dodged them. I was almost in firing range...

steven8
June 26th, 2007, 04:45 AM
. . .when the #4 vertebra in my lower lumbar region suddenly popped out of place. . .

init1
June 26th, 2007, 04:49 AM
I fell to the ground and became unconscious.

steven8
June 26th, 2007, 04:51 AM
Visions of sugarplums danced through my head.

init1
June 26th, 2007, 05:11 AM
I woke up, blind, and in total paralysis. I was unsure where I was...

steven8
June 26th, 2007, 05:13 AM
. . .but the smell gave it away.

Fenryr
June 26th, 2007, 06:02 AM
Stale beer, salt, like a brewery gone bad...It could only be...THE VEGEMITE FACTORY!

steven8
June 26th, 2007, 06:13 AM
So I grabbed a quick sandwich, took out three guards, and jumped through an upstairs window. . .

steven8
June 26th, 2007, 06:14 AM
the vegemite having cured my spine!

steveneddy
June 28th, 2007, 12:46 AM
But, I had forgotten about the after effects of eating Vegemite sandwiches after dark.

Will it hit me tonight? Will I become the.....

Fenryr
June 28th, 2007, 02:05 AM
...The dreaded, the FEARED, the TERRIFYING...

steveneddy
June 28th, 2007, 02:35 AM
Ballmer - the name means ball eater. He likes to torture his victims by singing, but he is known to rupture ear drums and ball sacks.

He had knowledge of the spoons, but choose not to, opting to perform.....

init1
June 28th, 2007, 03:03 AM
Chiropractic doom. He massages your back, until you are spineless.

steveneddy
June 29th, 2007, 12:50 AM
Ballmer the Spineless. The wretched spawn of.......

init1
July 2nd, 2007, 06:55 PM
Bill Gates and...

orange2k
July 2nd, 2007, 07:05 PM
Osama bin Laden entered the room. I was very surprised to see...

init1
July 2nd, 2007, 07:33 PM
my Forkifoon...

Nano Geek
July 2nd, 2007, 10:46 PM
*weird* ;)

Nano Geek
July 2nd, 2007, 10:49 PM
They ran off into the dark. "We must tell Steve." they said.

init1
July 2nd, 2007, 11:39 PM
He is the only one who can detonate the explosives...

init1
July 25th, 2007, 06:32 PM
And then, since this thread was old, I bumped so people would respond.

forrestcupp
July 25th, 2007, 07:28 PM
Then I woke up and said to myself, "What the hell was I dreaming about spoons, Vegemite, and Ballmer for?" as I got my clothes on to go to her house.