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gmatt
June 9th, 2007, 03:09 AM
matt@matt-desktop:~$ love
bash: love: command not found
matt@matt-desktop:~$ <3
bash: 3: No such file or directory

:(

DeadSuperHero
June 9th, 2007, 03:19 AM
Oh my God...
That was great.
I LOL'd.
Another thing to do is to ask SmarterChild (an AIM Chatbot) for sex. You have to word things in a way that confuse the robot into agreeing with you.
Technology can be a wonderful thing to exploit.
In any case, it'd be fun to edit the core files to make Terminal say it loved you too.
Developers! Come teach Linux how to love!
That'd be something, though. A "human-like" AI Terminal system. I'd use one. ;)

lasking
June 9th, 2007, 03:22 AM
maybe your heart is very brittle

yabbadabbadont
June 9th, 2007, 03:22 AM
An oldie but a goody:

/home/daffy $ man women
No manual entry for women

x1a4
June 9th, 2007, 04:59 AM
In any case, it'd be fun to edit the core files to make Terminal say it loved you too.
Developers! Come teach Linux how to love!
That'd be something, though. A "human-like" AI Terminal system. I'd use one. ;)

Just create aliases in your shell's rc file to echo whatever string you want.

FuturePilot
June 9th, 2007, 05:41 AM
That made me Lol:lolflag:
The terminal seems ruthless. I open it just now and this is what it told me

You will contract a rare disease.


:o