Feba
June 1st, 2007, 12:36 AM
Oh, Ubuntu, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. When I finally got a chance to see what you were like, I was amazed. You've always been good to me, I've had tons of fun with you, but that's not why I'm writing this. No, I haven't been totally faithful. I'm sure you know, I haven't been hiding it, but I still feel the need to come clean.
Well, Ubuntu, it's been going on almost as long as I've known you. It started off fairly innocently, fooling around with DSL and Gentoo. It was never serious, I was just curious. Then I decided to experiment with your little sister, Kubuntu, I don't think I was crossing the line there, you happily took me back just as quickly.
Now, though, I've started cheating on you with my old flame XP... and right on VirtualBox, in plain view for you! I know it pains you, your demeanor has become much more sluggish. You seem to lose your spark, whenever I see her. I'm sorry Ubuntu, I'm not just a user, I'm a gamer! I have wants and needs and desires! And right now, you just aren't meeting them!
Don't get me wrong, I love you more than her. She's a bitch. Since I've gone back to her, I've had to hunt down drivers, prove I actually am me, hell, the easiest part was breaking my back to get to her key! I know you'd never make me do that. I just have to start you and go, and you're there with that warm, brown, motherly color you always have.
I hate to hurt you like this. I'm sure, one day, you'll be able to play even more games with me than she can. And when that day comes, I'll happily leave her in the trash. I always will love you, I've loved you when you were Edgy, I love how you're Feisty now, and this Christmas, I will love how Gutsy you will be.
I'm sorry,
--Feba
P.S. You still up for Nexuiz tonight, hon?
Well, Ubuntu, it's been going on almost as long as I've known you. It started off fairly innocently, fooling around with DSL and Gentoo. It was never serious, I was just curious. Then I decided to experiment with your little sister, Kubuntu, I don't think I was crossing the line there, you happily took me back just as quickly.
Now, though, I've started cheating on you with my old flame XP... and right on VirtualBox, in plain view for you! I know it pains you, your demeanor has become much more sluggish. You seem to lose your spark, whenever I see her. I'm sorry Ubuntu, I'm not just a user, I'm a gamer! I have wants and needs and desires! And right now, you just aren't meeting them!
Don't get me wrong, I love you more than her. She's a bitch. Since I've gone back to her, I've had to hunt down drivers, prove I actually am me, hell, the easiest part was breaking my back to get to her key! I know you'd never make me do that. I just have to start you and go, and you're there with that warm, brown, motherly color you always have.
I hate to hurt you like this. I'm sure, one day, you'll be able to play even more games with me than she can. And when that day comes, I'll happily leave her in the trash. I always will love you, I've loved you when you were Edgy, I love how you're Feisty now, and this Christmas, I will love how Gutsy you will be.
I'm sorry,
--Feba
P.S. You still up for Nexuiz tonight, hon?