A lame parody I wrote

[DJ Wings]

Dear Mr. Ballmer:

[to the tune of "Give Up the Grudge" by Gob]
So, you think you own all of us because of Microvell,
But even SUSE told you corporate n00bs that you could go to hell.
Don't even get me started on your IP junk;
You lied to us more than Ashton Kutcher does on Punk'd!

So keep lying through your teeth, 'cause no one will believe it,
We can tell that you won't sue; 'cause if you do, we're still not leaving...

[Chorus]
Give up the FUD
Your patents go to hell
Lawsuits don't scare us while we're selling out in Dell
You couldn't sell Vista
You did not show us the code
I might just be an avy
But at least I'm not alone.

"The 'Wow' starts now", yeah, that's a catchy phrase,
But the word is really "Ow", what, you're acting all amazed?
I call BS on it all, your bloatware simply can't win;
Hey, maybe you should try Ubuntu, or just give it a spin. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LiveDistro)

So keep bloating your lame OS with DRMs and Aero Glass,
'Cause when there's not a PC that can run it, we'll come back and own your... glass...

[Repeat Chorus 6x]

To get an idea of what it would sound like, here's the original (clean). (http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-Y2vaOo_tI)

[juxtaposed]

It rhymes :P

[icechen1]

"The 'Wow' starts now", yeah, that's a catchy phrase,

Or it could be: ''The Wow stops now.''