Favorite Movie Quote

[carlc]

Do you have a favorite movie quote? I just finished watching Coach Carter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393162/) Carter for the first time and really liked the movie and this line from it.

Coach Ken Carter: What is your deepest fear?

Timo Cruz: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

[TravisNewman]

I won't post the full quote, but it starts with "Ezekiel 25:17-- The path of the righteous man..."

Name the movie, scene, character, and actor for an additional 1000 points.

[carlc]

I won't post the full quote, but it starts with "Ezekiel 25:17-- The path of the righteous man..."

Name the movie, scene, character, and actor for an additional 1000 points.

Pulp Fiction?

Life was a lot harder before Google.

[aragorn2909]

I won't post the full quote, but it starts with "Ezekiel 25:17-- The path of the righteous man..."

Name the movie, scene, character, and actor for an additional 1000 points.

I thought it was a rhetorical question, but I want that 1000 points:
Pulp Fiction
multiple scenes
'Jules"
Samuel L Jackson

As for my fav movie line, just check my signature.

[Bob D.]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

- Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry (1972)

[TheRealEdwin]

Every possible quote in Animal House and all you've got is "Toga! Toga!"

C'mon. "You f*cked up! You trusted us!"

Or, "C'mon! What's with all this lyin' around ****-tuh?!"
"I'm a zit! Get it?"
"Germans? Forget it, he's rolling"
"Mind if we dance with your dates?"
"Otis! My man!"

"They took the bar! They took the whole f'ing bar!"

IMHO, the top movie quotes of all time are every spoken line from Aliens. EVERY ONE!
-- Search for the Holy Grail --
"You don't frighten us, pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

-- Princess Bride --
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

-- Army of Darkness --
"This here's my boomstick."
"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."
"Give me some sugar baby."

-- Spaceballs --
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
"She's gone from suck to blow!"
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine."
"And now you will see that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."
"May the schwartz be with you!"
"Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted? ....Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

No quote from The Big Lebowski? The whole movie basically consists of nothing but quotable lines.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite"

"That is not my dog"

[weekend warrior]

Lt. Lothar Zogg (James Earl Jones) as the bomb bay doors open.... "What about the major?"

Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong (Slim Pickens) riding on the back of a nuclear missile....

"WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!! YEEEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!"

http://www.wherehouse.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t0/00/t00049mukdp.jpg

*KABOOM!*
*mushroom cloud*


Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

[poofyhairguy]

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

[ltmon]

I thought it was a rhetorical question, but I want that 1000 points:
Pulp Fiction
multiple scenes
'Jules"
Samuel L Jackson

As for my fav movie line, just check my signature.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
http://www.benkepple.com/Images/vizzini.jpg

I could do this all day :grin:

INCONCEIVABLE!

[TravisNewman]

Vizzini is the greatest

[allforcarrie]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NEED THAT STUPID ****ING ROPE FOR?
i CANT BELEVE THAT JUST AHPPENED! Is it dead?



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[aragorn2909]

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

...but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]

OR

Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

kills me just to think about it!

[poofyhairguy]

...but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]

OR

Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

kills me just to think about it!

I just bought that movie last week at the grocery store for $10. I haven't seen it in a long time before then.

[aragorn2909]

last one for the night, then I'm off;

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!
My men are here! I am here! ... But soon you will not be here!
The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares have but to come true!
The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your soul!

[polo_step]

"It seems like I've spent my whole life taking sh*t from inferior people."

-- Cutter's Way

[somuchfortheafter]

you have been weighedk, measured and found wanting, in what world could you ever beat me?

- a knights tale

quick robin get the shark repellant

-- old batman cartoon lol

[Buffalo Soldier]

How to quote R2-D2?

[skoal]

Mad props out to Weekend Warrior and Poofyhairyguy for their quotes. Those are some of my favorite too. Having served in the Army just before this movie came out, I don't think I've laughed harder in the movie theaters than when I heard this:

Forrest Gump, "Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump."
Recruit Officer, "Nobody gives a hunky sh** who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!"

and a little later (while still trying to recover from a side splitting moment of laughter)...

Drill Sergeant, "Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?"
Forrest Gump, "To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!"
Drill Sergeant, "God d*** it, Gump! You're a god d*** genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a godd*** I.Q. of 160. You are godd*** gifted, Private Gump."

and then what made me fall outta my chair into the aisle...

Forrest Gump, "DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!"
Drill Sergeant, "GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?"
Forrest Gump, "Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?"
Drill Sergeant, "Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!"

Oh man...to all my brothers who've served in the Military before, you know what I'm saying...priceless...freakin' priceless...

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[compmodder26]

"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Munndays" - Office Space

[somuchfortheafter]

mmmmmkaaay im gonna need you to come in on saturday and ummmm make that sunday as well --office space lol


and

dude from office space : does anyone ever ask you do you have a case of the munndays?
dude who lived next door: hell no them are fightin words

lol

what about hero... hmm no quotes but that movie visually kicked ass just like equilibrium.. who has the same guy as the new batman... which is how you connect bruce lee to wolverine.... ok way to many degrees of seporation...

[WirelessMike]

I, too, have a favorite from Princess Bride...

"And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject... While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!" -Miracle Max


I have several favorites from "So I Married an Axe-Murderer"

First of all, The Pentaverate:

"Well it's a well know fact, sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as... 'The Meadows.'" -Stuart Mackenzie

"So who's in this 'pentaverate'?" -Tony

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds... and Colonel Sanders before he went ****-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face-- 'Oh your gonna buy my chicken, Oohh.'" -Stuart

"Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?" -Charlie Mackenzie

"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fort-nightly, smarta**!" -Stuart

"Interesting... 'Cuckoo!'" -Charlie


Another favorite is Stuart chastising his youngest son, William:

"William, move your head! Look at the size of that boy's head..." -Stuart

"Shh!" -Tony

"I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick!" -Stuart

"Shh... You're going to give the boy a complex" -Tony

"Well that's a huge noggin... it's a virtual planetoid... has its own weather system... HEAD, MOVE!" -Stuart

and later...

"HEAD... PAPER... NOW! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if ya can... haulin' that gargantuan cranium about." -Stuart

"I'm not kiddin' that boy's head's like sputnik-- spherical but quite pointy at parts..." -Stuart

"Now that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!" -Stuart

[dolny]

Blade Runner:

"I've seen THINGS! Things you humans wouldn't believe..."

Many more.
Like: "What are you going to do? Bleed me to death?" from Monty Python's "...Holy Grail"

[weekend warrior]

Hehe skoal, too funny :) those Gump quotes. Drill Sargeants have some of the juiciest lines ever. Remember Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket? I'll just quote a few of his more ahem... decent ones, the others are pretty strong. If you want the rest, google "drill sergeant quotes" and you'll find them. I laughed myself something fierce reading through them! I didn't laugh as hard when I first saw it though because tbh it was also a tad scary. FMJ isn't exactly a comedy after all. What it is though is yet another brilliant Kubrick film, along with Dr Strangelove.

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"Let me see your war face!" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor

"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?"

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"

Not too surprising R. Lee Ermey nailed this role - he's an ex-Marine drill instructor!

[skoal]

Remember Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?
ahhh yeah I do...but all the quotes I love I can't repeat here. muahahah...

R. Lee Ermey is one of my all time favorite military turned "actor", next to Dale Dye. I watch 'ole Ermey on the History Channel for "mail call". Drop and give me 25 you puke! priceless...

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[asimon]

From Blade Runner:

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy."

[jazzabelle]

Both from Fight Club:

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

and

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. "

[aragorn2909]

From Blade II

Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?

[-TayloR-]

From the film 'Monster'

Her being a prostitute, Him being the client.

Him: Call me daddy ok?

Her: Why? do you like to f**k your kids?



lmao it goes something like that, i found it rather funny when i first heard it.

[bored2k]

And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

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[The Gray Hat]

"That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!"

-Mouse, The Matrix-

[TristanMike]

Here's a few python lines:

MoL - Ahh, no, actually, we're filming a commercial for Tiger Brand Coffee, "Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat, even tigers perfer a cup of it to real meat."

LoB - Brian: I'm not the messiah, HONESTLY!
Follower: Only the true messiah denies his divinity
Brian: Well what kind of choice does that leave me? All right, I am the messiah
Followers: *Screams of adoration
Brian: Now, FU*K OFF!

Holy Grail - Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, you can't expect to weild supreme executive power, just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went 'round, sayin' I was an emperor just 'casue some moistend bint had lobbed a scmitar a me, they'd put me away....

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - With a bit of luck his life was ruined forever, always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favorite bars, men in red wollen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

More Fear - The decision to flee came suddenly......the bill was a factor I think, because I had no money to pay for it. Our room service tabs had been running somewhere between $29 and $36 per hour, for forty-eight consecutive hours. Incredible. How could it happen?

TristanMike

[Takis]

Oh come on - if we're going to start quoting Monty Python I don't think we'll ever stop. Go on then, I'll bite your legs off!
(actually, for those who play the Warcraft series, have you noticed how many Monty Python quotes are in there? Help, help, I'm being repressed!)

[Ride Jib]

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GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!


"I killed your cat you druggie bitch. I will shoot myself in the head right now if you can tell me that cat's name. Your precious little...."
"sss...ss...ssskippy"
"Ahhh ****. What color was it?"

"I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've ****ed"

[skoal]

Well, this ain't a movie quote, but I really had to share it with you guys. It's one of my favorite quotes of all time, and it happened just 20 minutes ago.

Little nephew smashing away at the keyboard on another computer, "Hey Uncle, I don't want a Red Hot mozarella pizza..."

Uncle Skoal, "mozarella pizza? mozarella?? red hot?"

Little nephew, "yes sir! I went to type in carttoon.net but it keeps giving me a red hot mozarella pizza?!"

Uncle Skoal, "huh??"

so, in resignation I turn from my screen, figuring I'll never finish reading that Debian Maintainer's Guide, and I glance over at my other computer. I soon realize that I forgot to reboot that machine into Windows, and I left a Mozilla browser window open sitting at the Red Hat 8.0 site.

Children are priceless....absoooooolUtely priiiiiceless...

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[crashtest]

“Our true enemy has not yet revealed himself.”
—Al Pacino in The Godfather

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? O.K.
-Robert De Niro in TAXI

[carlc]

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

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[miscz]

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced.... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Napoleon Dynamite

[carlc]

OK. I am going to deviant from the topic here. Here is a quote from South Park. If you have not seen this episode, the owner pronounces the letter "C" as "Sh".

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/CityWokOwner.jpg

"Welcome to City Wok. Would you like to try our City Beef, or City Pork?"

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[rider343]

May The Force Be With U