When I become an Evil Overlord....

[compiledkernel]

Quothe from Peter Anspach land , odd excerpts from his list of 250.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html



4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

Personal Favorite

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

[bapoumba]

64- I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
:mrgreen:
(#100 is good too).

[jfinkels]

Quothe from Peter Anspach land , odd excerpts from his list of 250.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

To fit on a floppy disk? Hahaha

[compiledkernel]

46 - If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

Seems quite viable.