derogatory names for linux(*nix, ubuntu)

[sisco311]

many people use derogatory names for Microsoft, such as micro$oft, microshaft, *******, etc.
so post some for linux(*nix, ubuntu)

[plb]

here are some I've heard...

ubuntu = n00buntu
redhat = redcrap
gentoo users = ricers

[Randomskk]

slowaris :p

[prizrak]

here are some I've heard...


gentoo users = ricers

That's just true ;) As my former Gentoo using friend would joke around "My ls runs 0.000000000000000000000000000000001milisecond faster than yours cuz my system is optimized"