Apple Pipe?

[SZF2001]

OK, so get this - I gotta learn how to, and must demonstrate, how to make an apple "pipe" (basically a bong) in English class tomorrow.

Let me see if I understand this - I just make a hole from one side of the apple to another, then carve a hole in the top for whatever substance will be smoked, and get all the seeds and pit stuff out of the middle? I can make the hole with a hollow pen or knife or what?

Is there an official way to do it? Aren't I suppose to fit tin foil in there somehow?

Please, I know discussing drugs may be a violation of ToS, but I'm not talking about marijuana or how to do drugs - I just need to know how to do this for a class...

[TravisNewman]

Um... why do you have to know how to make that for class? That seems like a weird class :)

[Brunellus]

This is questionable, at best, and sounds to me to be the usual high-school public-speaking exercise, given the timing and the smartassterisk choice of subject matter ("Bong Hits for Jesus" notwithstanding).

[Toadmund]

Baked Apple.
I bet that's pretty good!
Pipe fundamentals, bowl-->tube passageway-->mouthpiece-->user.
If it's airtight, it's baked apple time!
Mmmm, baked apples!

[BWF89]

Do a search for it on www.drugsandbooze.com

They'll probably have some tutorial.

[%hMa@?b<C]

what class is this?

[SZF2001]

It's for an English class.

It went over pretty well today. The only reason I got to do it was because I was just joking around in the class and our teacher finally just said, "OK you freakin' pothead, bring in an apple pipe". Of course I wasn't gunna do that... I wanted to demonstrait how to make a sandwich. But he kinda made me do that instead.

I ended up bringing the apple pipe into class, and I got this "WTF?" look from everyone. It was amazing...

[DoctorMO]

Ah, smart arsed teacher ;-) yep seen those.

Apple Pie is better though and I make mine with 4 kinds of sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and the best pastry to come out of the Mersey side.

[Koori23]

The only time I've ever seen an "Apple Pipe" or whatever was Willy Nelson in Dukes of Hazzard.

DoctorMO is right, Apple Pie is better.. Without Whipped Cream though.. I don't eat things I can't put into a category.. Is Whipped Cream a topping? a Condiment?

[Brunellus]

It's for an English class.

It went over pretty well today. The only reason I got to do it was because I was just joking around in the class and our teacher finally just said, "OK you freakin' pothead, bring in an apple pipe". Of course I wasn't gunna do that... I wanted to demonstrait how to make a sandwich. But he kinda made me do that instead.

I ended up bringing the apple pipe into class, and I got this "WTF?" look from everyone. It was amazing...
you're fortunate that your jurisdiction does not have a ban on 'drug paraphernalia' in schools, or, if it did, that it was not enforced on you.

[Toadmund]

It's not like SZF2001 couldn't eat the evidence or anything.:D