Let`s make a story!

[Hallvor]

This one can be quite fun. Every user adds three words to make a story. You continue the story from where the last guy/girl stopped.

I`ll start: Once there was

[PetePete]

a prostitute who

[Aetherius]

loved trees and

[karellen]

read philosophy books

[graywizard]

backwards. She also

[slimdog360]

had a hump

[Aetherius]

, a limp and

[Hallvor]

only one arm.

[karellen]

she was happy

[xyz]

to get paid

[moore.bryan]

to sit on

[xyz]

a rugby ball.

[Aetherius]

Once there was a prostitute who loved trees and read philosophy books backwards. She also had a hump, a limp and only one arm. She was happy to get paid to sit on a rugby ball.

Not once, did

[total wormage]

anyone notice the

[public_void]

gigantic green and

[Aetherius]

oddly shaped birthmark

[Albi]

on her left

[Aetherius]

thigh. Customers just

[codepoetmc]

whipped out their

[EdThaSlayer]

icecream because

[moore.bryan]

what else could

[PetePete]

taste so good?

[Hallvor]

It was a

[use a name]

brown horse who

[stalker145]

brought her to

[mykalreborn]

see the shrink

[stalker145]

where she said

[mykalreborn]

she can see

[310ei]

he has two

[Bigbluecat]

iguanas on his

[mykalreborn]

spooky looking shoulder

[stalker145]

. The odd thing

[mykalreborn]

. The odd thing
[i believe this was odd enough... however.. if you must. :p]


was that she

[MedivhX]

uses SuSE linux.

(LOL)

[mykalreborn]

uses SuSE linux.
:lolflag: genius mate!

,but the iguanas were orange

[ok, so it's a chameleon... we could change the story a bit or something...]

[Hallvor]

The shrink said

[Matusel3]

, "Find me a

[dashnak]

small, fast penguin

[mykalreborn]

who doesn't sing

[Hallvor]

like Justin Timberlake!"

[katabatic]

because we need

[milehigh]

someone to help

[C-A]

teach Britney how

[Motoxrdude]

to regrow her

[Bertha]

not growing forest

[katabatic]

. Then, he mentioned

[total wormage]

the sunny side

[C-A]

of a never-ending

[machoo02]

bag of Doritos

[katabatic]

that exploded when

[migla]

she least expected

[C-A]

because she was

[katabatic]

busy paying attention

[total wormage]

on a manual

[mykalreborn]

about how to

[Hallvor]

perform plastic surgery

[use a name]

without using a

[Hallvor]

chainsaw. And suddenly

[xyz]

Freddy walked in

[PetePete]

with a cucumber

[slimdog360]

in one hand

[use a name]

which looked more

[xyz]

like Mr. Green.

[b3n87]

britney then sang

[use a name]

about love and

[xyz]

vegetables that can

[b3n87]

dance and swear

[Hallvor]

[I am at a loss. Is Britney the name of the prostitute??]

[xyz]

[I am at a loss. Is Britney the name of the prostitute??]

I'm glad you don't know her!!She's a ...singer! That's what they say.

[katabatic]

. After leaving the shrink,

[gus sett]

sporting a diamond

[310ei]

the size of

[xyz]

megalomania's size.

[Hallvor]

I'm glad you don't know her!!She's a ...singer! That's what they say.

Well, I`ve heard of a bald nutcase in the US with that name, but wasn`t sure if she suddenly entered the story or if Britney was the name of the prostitute on page one.

[Hallvor]

, she got mugged

[ryamar1177]

and she liked

[katabatic]

mugging others, but

[Smuve]

they are too

[Hallvor]

lame to mention.

[use a name]

that she actually

[Hallvor]

was reckless enough

[C-A]

to leave her

[Hallvor]

lover Bill Gates

[jbayone]

who douched nightly.

[PetePete]

She had AIDS

[katabatic]

from Bill Gates

[C-A]

because he never

[jbayone]

used a condom.

[katabatic]

Without any money,

[stalker145]

filling her purse

[C-A]

desperation set in

[Bigbluecat]

. Phoning Steve Ballmer

[Hallvor]

, her second lover,

[xyz]

she forgot to

[katabatic]

install Windows, and

[xyz]

she told him:

[dashnak]

Developers, developers, developers...

heh

[Hallvor]

"Can I visit

[C-A]

the Redmond campus

[fenian]

?Meanwhile on Venus

[Hallvor]

a blue alien

[steven8]

named Harpo

[fenian]

amassed an army

[steven8]

of horn tooting

[total wormage]

,but that isn't

[xyz]

the whole story

[stalker145]

about the blue

[xyz]

alien named Harpo.

[310ei]

He arrived from

[total wormage]

a brother on

[xyz]

"He arrived from...a brother on"

(I don't understand this!)

[ceixeoida]

He arrived from... a brother on...
(Well, I'll change this if you don't mind...)
He arrived from a distant galaxy.

[total wormage]

(Well, I'll change this if you don't mind...)
He arrived from a distant galaxy.

lol, what a stupid typo did i make :p "a brothel on", but anyway, he arrived from a distant galaxy

[steven8]

looking for a brothel

[xyz]

which he found

[MedivhX]

in the mud

[Hallvor]

. He wanted revenge

[C-A]

because of what

[stalker145]

the prostitute had

[use a name]

eaten before she

[total wormage]

said about his

[C-A]

relentless pursuit of

[ncappel1]

delicious space monkeys

[ceixeoida]

, annoying flying toasters

[ceixeoida]

By the way...


Once there was a prostitute who loved trees and read philosophy books backwards. She also had a hump , a limp and only one arm. She was happy to get paid to sit on a rugby ball. Not once did anyone notice the gigantic green and oddly shaped birthmark on her left thigh. Customers just whipped out their icecream because what else could taste so good? It was a brown horse who brought her to see the shrink where she said she can see he has two iguanas on his spooky looking shoulder. The odd thing was that she uses SuSe linux, but the iguanas were orange. The shrink said, "find me a small, fast penguin who doesn't sing like Justin Timberlake! Because we need someone to help teach Britney how to regrow her not growing forest". Then, he mentioned the sunny side of a never-ending bag of Doritos that exploded when she least expected, because she was busy paying attention on a manual about how to perform plastic surgery without using a chainsaw. And suddenly Freddy walked in with a cucumber in one hand which looked more like Mr. Green. Britney then sang about love and vegetables that can dance and swear. After leaving the shrink, sporting a diamond the size of megalomania's size, she got mugged and she liked mugging others, but they are too lame to mentiona that she actually was reckless enough to leave her lover Bill Gates, who douched nightly. She had AIDS from Bill Gates because he never used a condom. Without any money filling her purse, desperation set in. Phoning Steve Ballmer, her second lover, she forgot to install Windows, and she told him: "Developers, developers, developers... Can I visit the Redmond campus?" Meanwhile, on Venus, a blue alien named Harpo amassed an army of horn tooting (...) but that isn't the whole story about the blue alien named Harpo. He arrived from a brothel on a distant galaxy looking for a brothel which he found in the mud. He wanted revenge because of what the prostitute had eaten before she said about his relentless pursuit of delicious space monkeys, annoying flying toasters...

What a WEIRD story... :confused:

[C-A]

and eight maids a-milking

[xyz]

This explains why

[Hallvor]

his army was

[xyz]

struggling hard to

[migla]

incorporate queer theory

[stalker145]

into their funky

[reacocard]

-rhythmed jazz band

[Bigbluecat]

. Synchopated horn-tooting abounds

[reacocard]

throughout the colliseum

[C-A]

which caused the

[reacocard]

sky to fall

[C-A]

. Chicken little smirked

[Hallvor]

as he watched

[ericallen]

her eat it

[nsleiman]

he suddenly yelled

[xyz]

: What the hell

[xyz]

do you mean

[Hallvor]

with all this?"

[xyz]

It's the story

[use a name]

that will kill

[reacocard]

George Bush and

[stalker145]

his minions of

[NyquistLimit]

neo-conservative rednecks

[mykalreborn]

who think osama

[stalker145]

is in Nebraska.

[Bigbluecat]

He is in Utah.

[C-A]

playing for the Jazz

[reacocard]

Band festival of

[Bigbluecat]

Monster Raving Loonies.

[ceixeoida]

Nevertheless, Osama was

[reacocard]

hurling great massive

[C-A]

chunks all over

[use a name]

the locals. They

[reacocard]

rose up in

[fenian]

unison and sang

[aktiwers]

to the sky

[LookTJ]

to our Lord.

[reacocard]

After this symphony

[jpeddicord]

they want to

[reacocard]

have icecream so

[jpeddicord]

their heads explode.

[fenian]

Their eploding heads

[reacocard]

warp space-time causing

[C-A]

the late Chris Farley

[steven8]

to be resurrected.

[fenian]

Harpo regarded this

[steven8]

as quite disgusting.

[Hallvor]

Meanwhile, Bill Gates

[steven8]

trapped in a nightmare of his own making

[Bigbluecat]

woke up in

[steven8]

a bathroom stall in Biloxi

[fenian]

wearing a tutu

[Hallvor]

and a funny-looking

[use a name]

set of knee-pads

[xyz]

meanwhile his laptop

[use a name]

reinvented the BSOD

[reacocard]

. Then a virus

[mykalreborn]

disguised as a(n)

[steven8]

giant chicken

[Hallvor]

bypassed the MS-antivirus

[mykalreborn]

- the way it always had

[adam s]

and miraculously transformed

[spinflick]

into Tandoori Masala......

[the_nomad]

. This is getting

[Bigbluecat]

a bit tasty

[public_void]

said the giant

[reacocard]

as he drank

[fenian]

electric kool aid.

[vamoosevarmint]

Then the giant realized

[zanglang]

that his curry was

[fenian]

not curry at all

[X86]

Looking at Bill

[use a name]

and his tasty

[Hallvor]

glasses from 1983

[stalker145]

he precociously stated

[X86]

asking Briny to

[reacocard]

dump the oil

[use a name]

on the moon

[X86]

George Bush said

[pupeeler]

halibut stiffed us

[reacocard]

so then we

[steven8]

gave them another billion dollar contract

[reacocard]

doubling the national debt

[xyz]

which will provoke

[X86]

Then the prostitute

[Hallvor]

went to Redmond

[zenwalker]

had lotta fun

[stalker145]

and got paid

[spinflick]

3 sardines per hour...............

[stalker145]

to count hairs

[reacocard]

in the mole

[stalker145]

on her little

[%hMa@?b<C]

on her little

red cheek, below

[reacocard]

the great, big,

[spinflick]

light, of the..............

[stalker145]

street lamp across

[JLB]

the marina dock.

[reacocard]

Which shone upon

[X86]

the baldness of

[Apu85]

the big elephant

[reacocard]

with pink ears

[Apu85]

who were dull

[X86]

but the elephant's

[reacocard]

irresponsible attitude

[spinflick]

caused it to.......

[reacocard]

rampage in Tokyo

[Freakazilla]

sleeked evil revenge

[X86]

it backed fired

[spinflick]

when Tux suddenly............

[stalker145]

jumped up yelling

[X86]

HAHA Bill Gates

[stalker145]

, you smell like

[spinflick]

that curry I........

[X86]

washed my ***

[stalker145]

in late yesterday.

[richbarna]

I will never......

[X86]

smell like that

[C-A]

again because I

[pupeeler]

like cheese whiz

[Freakazilla]

so stick'm up

[Hallvor]

! So he did.

[xyz]

MicroSerious doesn't like

[stalker145]

sticking them up

[Chilli Bob]

anywhere they might

[spinflick]

catch fire, or............