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snowboard975
March 3rd, 2007, 03:43 AM
void Life(void)
{
for (i=0;i<125;i++)
{
for (j=0;j<365;j++)
GetUp();
DoWhateverCrazyThings();
Sleep();
}
if (GetIllOrAccident()==1) return;
}
Does anybody has better implementation of it??:)
qalimas
March 3rd, 2007, 04:33 AM
Well this thread made me unbored for about 10 minutes :D
<?php
function dosleep() {
echo "Sleeping =)<br />";
}
function dorandstuff() {
echo "Busy doing random things =D<br />";
}
$y = 1;
$d = 1;
while ($y < rand(55,76)) {
$h = 1;
echo "<br /><br />year $y<br />";
while ($d < 365) {
echo "<br /><br />day: $d <br />";
while ($h < 8) {
dosleep();
$h++;
}
while ($h == 8 || $h > 8 && $h != 24) {
dorandstuff();
$h++;
}
if ($h == 24) {
$d++;
$h = 1;
}
}
$y++;
$d = 1;
}
die("Dead");
?>
It works as an actual PHP script :P
shareMenaPeace
March 3rd, 2007, 04:36 AM
Not me but reminds me somehow ...
/* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/source.php
:P
yabbadabbadont
March 3rd, 2007, 04:51 AM
Just a slight modification of your version:
void Life(void)
{
while (! Dead)
{
for (j=0;j<365;j++)
{
GetUp();
while (AccessGranted) fork();
Eat();
Sleep();
}
}
}
beercz
March 3rd, 2007, 12:00 PM
... too short to make up code/scripts about life .... :lolflag:
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