You know you use Linux too much when...

[Kyral]

Post your best endings to the sentence "You know you use Linux too much when.."

(Yes, this is a random humor topic because I'm kinda bored)

Here are a couple I got off the top of my head:

When someone says "mount" you think about mounting your storage

You know your Registered Linux User Number better than your phone number

[pdk001]

you know linux is going to kick M$ ass

[Lovechild]

You know you use Linux when... your girlfriend buys you a painting of penguins for your birthday (mine did that.. isn't she great?)

[chadauld]

When you carry it around in your pocket on a USB key.

[Dogmeat]

you use "what the fsck" as an euphemism in real life

[thecrimsonking]

When you carry it around in your pocket on a USB key.

...and you keep a copy of DSL and Slax on business card cd's in your car, you know, just in case.

[Kimm]

...you get mad at everyone who says windows is better

[somuchfortheafter]

when you ponder this question with can you use linux to much really i mean can you? lol

[jeremy]

...when you wake up in the middle of the night thinking that you should unmount the bed, get up, and have a pee.

[Kyral]

When you can't get to sleep because you have read the filesystem standards for *NIX systems and you are trying to figure out which body systems go into which directories.

It has happened.

And I do say "FSCK YOU!" in real life :/

[Ali_Baba]

Linux gets you hooked easily :) This is quite interesting,i have to say.

[sonny]

You know you use Linux too much when... someone says "My windows pc just crash" and you answer: "Your what pc?? did what??"

[TravisNewman]

You know you use Linux too much when you make a topic like this, showing that you do, in fact, use Linux too much. ;)

But I do like this one ;) lots of good ones.

You know you use Linux too much when you use terms like M$ and Winblows and think it's going to change something.

[poofyhairguy]

My mom's dog is named "Noodle." Yet when I here its name I hear "sudo nautilus." I need to get out more.

I can't wait to see B2Ks answer. I bet it involves apt-get.

[poofyhairguy]

My mom's dog is named "Noodle." Yet when I here its name I hear "sudo nautilus." I need to get out more.

I can't wait to see B2Ks answer. I bet it involves apt-get.

Wow. I just read that and its sounds crazy. I think I'm going to take a day off the forum. See you folks on Monday.

[Sam]

You know you use Linux too much when you say "Wow. I just read that and its sounds crazy. I think I'm going to take a day off the forum. See you folks on Monday."

[Spoofhound]

You know you use Linux too much when your friends start to give you strange looks because you've just used the words "mount" and "gnome" in the same sentence - again!

[Kyral]

You use this as a pickup line

"I want you to mount my hard drive baby"

[Kyral]

Got a new one as it happened to me

When someone says "wine" you immeadiatly think WINE

[TravisNewman]

Got a new one as it happened to me

When someone says "wine" you immeadiatly think WINE
oh yeah, happened to me a few times too ;)

[Harold P]

When you think of Antartica, the first word that comes to your mind is "penguin."

[milehigh]

You refer to your children as "distros"

[Stew2]

You forget what XP looks like :D .

[professor_chaos]

when you reply post on a thread entitled "You know you use Linux too much when..."

[Harold P]

You laugh when you hear "protect your computer with antivirus!" :eek:

[fuscia]

...when your wife leaves you and you have no friends and it's not because you smell (which you probably do if you use linux too much).

[almahtar]

... when you get frustrated at a textbook's lack of regular expression-based searching.

[henriquemaia]

...you have a health problem and you try to fix it opening a terminal.

[briancurtin]

i find myself typing VI commands in outlook emails, and then i end up with random *** characters all over the place

[IYY]

When you come home from work (programming on Linux) to answer questions about Linux on these forums.

[benuski]

When you think its weird to type something without prefacing it with "sudo"

[henriquemaia]

...when you answer questions on how to use something (eg. dishwasher machine, car, etc) with: "Have you tried reading the man page"?

[Somenoob]

When you think of the "locate" command when your searching for something.

[henriquemaia]

...when you start talking about apt-getting things.

[jc87]

When you write a howto about adding the necessary repositories to the sources.list so people can apt-get a girlfriend;)

When you see a noob trying to install stuff using double-click and you just want to shoot him:twisted: (you tell him the right way to do it but still want to shoot him:rolleyes: )

[bruce89]

When you see a noob trying to install stuff using double-click and you just want to shoot him:twisted: (you tell him the right way to do it but still want to shoot him:rolleyes: )
I suppose you mean the Windows way, as Dapper has Gdebi.

[Rizado]

When you chat with someone and type "clear"
I do this all the time... Luckely no one know what it does and why I type it.

[jdk_]

You know you use linux very much when you miss TAB all the time (even when you're at ww.google.com). And you wouldn't feel comfortable saying too much.

[picpak]

Everytime my dad gets me to fix his 98, I use straight DOS.

And I get sick of the lack of tab functionality.

[adriantry]

When you feel like a stanger in a software store. You can't believe what people pay for software you don't need (all of that security and antivirus stuff) or have for free (pretty much everything else in the shop).

[almahtar]

Hahaha... I do that too!!

*edit* Ummm.... being the really smart person that I am, I have no idea how to delete this post in favor of the next.

[almahtar]

When you chat with someone and type "clear"
I do this all the time... Luckely no one know what it does and why I type it.
Hahaha... I do that too!!

[Qrk]

You know you use Linux too much when, if a friends windows machine locks up, you do <ctrl><alt><backspace> before trying <ctrl><alt><delete>

[K.Mandla]

You know you use Linux too much when, if a friends windows machine locks up, you do <ctrl><alt><backspace> before trying <ctrl><alt><delete>
Guilty as charged. :rolleyes:

[Interestedinthepenguin]

Aw, dead thread...

You know you use Linux too much when... The thought of creating a script that will scratch your head in all the hard-to-reach places crosses your mind.

Darn braids...](*,)

[chessercizes]

haha XD

when you type in :wq for almost any application and expect it to close.

when you attempt to tab-complete waaay too often.