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ironfistchamp
February 6th, 2007, 07:35 PM
Haha I can't believe it I just typed 'lol instead of ls. How sad. I have used so MSN Messenger so much that lol has not only infiltrated my speech but the rest of computer.


I just hope I don't lol at God cos then its got my whole life :lolflag:

Er yeh thats my total weirdness over now.

Bye

Brunellus
February 6th, 2007, 07:44 PM
I should write a "roffle" script that uses banner to print ROFL across the terminal.

In fact:



#!/bin/bash
#Roffle my waffle
banner ROFL!!


put that in your $PATH and smoke it.

~LoKe
February 6th, 2007, 07:54 PM
That wouldn't work. "!!" in the terminal just prints out the last command, so...if you wrote "clear" then "banner rofl!!" it would print out "roflclear".

the.dark.lord
February 6th, 2007, 07:55 PM
LOL! The terminal doesn't have a sense of humor.

melancholeric
February 6th, 2007, 07:56 PM
alias rofl="banner ROFL"

see also:

alias deadcowsing="dcop amarok player lyrics | html2text | cowsay -d"

ironfistchamp
February 6th, 2007, 08:01 PM
mmm thats rofl-icious. Got to love it.

FuturePilot
February 6th, 2007, 08:04 PM
LOL! The terminal doesn't have a sense of humor.
Yes it does

apt-get moo

:lolflag:

Brunellus
February 6th, 2007, 08:06 PM
That wouldn't work. "!!" in the terminal just prints out the last command, so...if you wrote "clear" then "banner rofl!!" it would print out "roflclear".
oh, good catch.

would it work if I escaped 'em with \ characters?

I'm away from a real terminal atm.

melancholeric
February 6th, 2007, 08:07 PM
aptitude moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -vv moo
aptitude -vvv moo
etc.

IYY
February 6th, 2007, 08:25 PM
sudo apt-get install cowsay



alias lol='cowsay Haha'

Now your lol will be said by a cow. And it doesn't even have to be a cow...


cowsay -f tux.cow Haha


will give you a penguin,


cowsay -f daemon.cow Haha


will give the BSD daemon.

There's a whole bunch of others in /usr/share/cowsay/cows

bastiegast
February 6th, 2007, 08:43 PM
Code:

sudo apt-get install cowsay

Code:

alias lol='cowsay Haha'

Now your lol will be said by a cow. And it doesn't even have to be a cow...

Code:

cowsay -f tux.cow Haha

will give you a penguin,

Code:

cowsay -f daemon.cow Haha

will give the BSD daemon.

There's a whole bunch of others in /usr/share/cowsay/cows
This is such a moment I think: "Try doing this in Windows!!, Linux ROCKS, see how easy??". This fades away pretty fast into some sort of: "Hey wait, normal people do not give a *** they can install cowsay and use it to wrap "lol" to a ascii cow saying "haha"" thought.

~LoKe
February 6th, 2007, 08:48 PM
oh, good catch.

would it work if I escaped 'em with \ characters?

I'm away from a real terminal atm.

Yep.

Rede
February 6th, 2007, 09:02 PM
this cowsay resulted in me bursting out laughing in the middle of class... it was not good...

cowsay -f sodomized.cow OUCH!

Phatfiddler
February 6th, 2007, 10:09 PM
this cowsay resulted in me bursting out laughing in the middle of class... it was not good...

cowsay -f sodomized.cow OUCH!

LOL i just tried that.

steveneddy
February 7th, 2007, 03:41 AM
LOL i just tried that.

Too funny - I gotta go to work.

Brainfart
February 7th, 2007, 06:26 AM
One of my favorites on Gentoo was 'emerge sex' and then piping that to cowsay... god I feel lame now...
(emerge is the Gentoo alternative to apt-get for those who don't know)