matthew
November 17th, 2006, 07:59 PM
These are meant to be amusing and silly, not rude or mean. (I can't believe I actually felt the need to say that...or that I don't actually ascribe to any of these as worthwhile philosophies to live by...they just made me laugh.) If you have one you would like to add please post it.
I got the initial list here (http://www.jumbojoke.com/inspirational_posters_for_the_cubicle_era_820.html ).
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity (with apologies to our wonderful staff person, A.I.).
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- We waste time, so you don't have to.
- Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
I got the initial list here (http://www.jumbojoke.com/inspirational_posters_for_the_cubicle_era_820.html ).
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity (with apologies to our wonderful staff person, A.I.).
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- We waste time, so you don't have to.
- Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.