the worlds most LEET hacker: b_tchchecker.

[jdodson]

http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

hilarious.

[bored2k]

Is it or me or is not loading :( :???: It gets stuck in loading...connecting to jellyslab here.

Newsflash: I found the story :


* b***checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b***checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
b***checker: why do you kick me
b***checker: can’t you discus normally
b***checker: answer!
elch: we didn’t kick you
elch: you had a ping timeout: * b***checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
b***checker: what ping man
b***checker: the timing of my pc is right
b***checker: i even have dst
b***checker: you banned me
b***checker: amit it you son of a b*tch
hopperhunter |afk: LOL
hopperhunter |afk: **** you’re stupid, DST^^
b***checker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
b***checker: for two weaks already
b***checker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
elch: You’re a real computer expert
b***checker: shut up i hack you
elch: ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
b***checker: tell me your network number man then you’re dead
elch: Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1v elch: yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
b***checker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
elch: Now I’m frightened
b***checker: shut up you’ll be gone
b***checker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
b***checker: say goodbye
elch: to whom?
b***checker: to you man
b***checker: buy buy
elch: I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b***checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* b***checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
b***checker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
metanot: lol
elch: b***checker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
b***checker: you’re so stupid man
b***checker: say buy buy
metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
b***checker: buy buy elch
* b***checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* b***checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
b***checker: elch you son of a b***
metanot: b***checker how old are you?
elch: What’s up b***checker?
b***checker: you have a frie wal
b***checker: fire wall
elch: maybe, i don’t know
b***checker: i’m 26
metanot: such behaviour with 26?
elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
b***checker: because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
b***checker: be a man turn that **** off
elch: cool, didn’t know this was possible.
b***checker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
elch: yes b***checker is trying to hack me
metanot: he b***checker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
b***checker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
metanot: what firewall do you have?
b***checker: like a girl
metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
he: b*** give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
b***checker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
elch: Noo
metanot: he b***checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
b***checker: you’re afraid
b***checker: i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
b***checker: elch turn off your **** wall!
metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
b***checker: shut up
metanot: lol
b***checker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
b***checker: and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

elch: b***checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
metanot: b***hacker can’t hack
> nice play on words ^^
b***checker: wort man
elch: b***checker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
b***checker: man do you want a virus
b***checker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
metanot: lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
elch: 127.0.0.1
elch: it’s easy
b***checker: lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
b***checker: and are the first files being deleted
elch: mom…
elch: i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

b***checker: don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a b***
elch: that’s bad
b***checker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
elch: yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
b***checker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b***checker was comforting me with a music tip.

b***checker: tupac rules
b***checker: elch you son of a b*** your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted…. Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

b***checker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
he: why doesn’t meta say anything
elch: he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
> ^^
b***checker: your d: is gone
he: go on b***

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b***checker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

b***checker: elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
b***checker: i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

* b***checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “b***checker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.



That guys is stupid..

[jdodson]

Is it or me or is not loading :( :???: It gets stuck in loading...connecting to jellyslab here.

Newsflash: I found the story : http://www.ogmaciel.com/ [scroll down or just ctrl+f "bitchc".

yeah, it was slashdotted this morning.

[bored2k]

yeah, it was slashdotted this morning.
I edited by previous post to include the "tragic hack".

[Nis]

It is funny to read about a script-kiddie getting what he deserves. :)

[totalshredder]

LOL, that is a really good one. I think it may have been set-up though. It sounds almost too perfect, hehe.

Luke

[Stormy Eyes]

That's got to be the oldesr trick in the book. I love it!

[Firetech]

http://www.ogmaciel.com/?p=62 <-- It is quite a bit longer... The guy ends up deleting his own harddrive...

[jdodson]

Is it or me or is not loading :( :???: It gets stuck in loading...connecting to jellyslab here.

Newsflash: I found the story :



That guys is stupid..

**For anyone that doesn't get it: Whatever you aim @ 127.0.0.1 goes back to you.

thats funny, though its not all of the story. the other story is more elaborate.

[TravisNewman]

I am impressed. This guy falls into the category of people who know just enough to harm themselves, but not enough to fix the damage.

[totalshredder]

I am impressed. This guy falls into the category of people who know just enough to harm themselves, but not enough to fix the damage.

Thats how most people are :) Anybody can open an attatchment... hehe

[escuchamezz]

r

[bored2k]

thats funny, though its not all of the story. the other story is more elaborate.
I fixed it. The whole story is here now :D.

[TravisNewman]

That's incredible, seriously. My oh my.

[bored2k]

That's incredible, seriously. My oh my.
Weird bash.org hasn't adopted this sad story
http://bash.org/?search=bitchchecker&sort=0&show=25

[mike998]

how did he manage to format 30% of the C drive when it's being used under windows? the guy was obviously just making out to be a dumbass for a joke.

I'm guessing because things are running in memory and if they don't need to talk to the HDD, they won't notice the HDD going to hawaii.

Oh, yeah... and the guy is a moron. :roll: