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November 10th, 2006, 10:00 PM
Microsoft Firefox presents a noticeably simpler, more streamlined, less cluttered interface than all other browsers. The introduction of the Cut Away Effect™ randomly disables the rendering of 9/10 of Microsoft Firefox helps to reduce the strain on system resources. This also maximizes the area of the screen devoted to the Desktop that you want to see and makes performing the most common computing tasks easy.
Amazing Marginal Manipulation
Automatically scales a printed margin so that it's not wider than the paper it will be printed on. Microsoft Firefox also includes a multi-page margin preview with live margins, resizing margins to avoid margin clipping, and an option to print only selected margins. Never have you seen a more robust margin technology in one small package.
Instant Search Box
Web searches using your favorite Microsoft search provider can now be entered into a search box within the toolbar. By eliminating the clutter of other search engines, you can easily choose a REAL reliable Microsoft provider from the dropdown list.
Favorites Center
Offers easy and fast access to Microsoft Favorites, Tab Groups, Browsing History, and RSS (Real Simple Sex). Expands when needed, and can be anchored in place for even easier access.
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
Microsoft Firefox 2007 (http://www.msfirefox.com/)
Microsoft Akobe Phlash (http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-mutlimedia-plugin.html)
Microsoft Takeover Technology (http://www.msfirefox.com/windows-kernel-protection.html)
This is in response to www.ie7.com (http://www.ie7.com)
Amazing Marginal Manipulation
Automatically scales a printed margin so that it's not wider than the paper it will be printed on. Microsoft Firefox also includes a multi-page margin preview with live margins, resizing margins to avoid margin clipping, and an option to print only selected margins. Never have you seen a more robust margin technology in one small package.
Instant Search Box
Web searches using your favorite Microsoft search provider can now be entered into a search box within the toolbar. By eliminating the clutter of other search engines, you can easily choose a REAL reliable Microsoft provider from the dropdown list.
Favorites Center
Offers easy and fast access to Microsoft Favorites, Tab Groups, Browsing History, and RSS (Real Simple Sex). Expands when needed, and can be anchored in place for even easier access.
RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
Microsoft Firefox 2007 (http://www.msfirefox.com/)
Microsoft Akobe Phlash (http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-mutlimedia-plugin.html)
Microsoft Takeover Technology (http://www.msfirefox.com/windows-kernel-protection.html)
This is in response to www.ie7.com (http://www.ie7.com)