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alecjw
September 17th, 2006, 06:11 PM
MySQL have made a new engine - BLACKHOLE. It just deletes data as soon as it gets it. Pointless. Or is there a point in it?

Bloodfen Razormaw
September 17th, 2006, 07:24 PM
It just does officially what MySQL always did anyway.

punkinside
September 17th, 2006, 07:29 PM
lol

Seriously though, use postgres!

Kernel Sanders
September 17th, 2006, 08:02 PM
It just does officially what MySQL always did anyway.

:biggrin:

alecjw
September 17th, 2006, 08:06 PM
How's postgre better?

henriquemaia
September 17th, 2006, 10:21 PM
The most pointless software ever made is NaDa (http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/).

ironfistchamp
September 17th, 2006, 10:26 PM
hehe NaDa looks great. Might have to get me that... don't know if I have the time to download.

Lord Illidan
September 17th, 2006, 10:28 PM
The most pointless software ever made is NaDa (http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/).

If you can call it software :)

henriquemaia
September 17th, 2006, 10:30 PM
If you can call it software :)

;)
A quote from their site:

It is a reassuring piece of software that does nothing, and does it very well. That's a lot !

Lord Illidan
September 17th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Software is the programs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_program) that enable a computer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer) to perform a specific task -wikipedia...

What task does 1 byte do??

I got it...nothing!

henriquemaia
September 17th, 2006, 10:44 PM
Software is the programs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_program) that enable a computer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer) to perform a specific task -wikipedia...

What task does 1 byte do??

I got it...nothing!

Since that is it's main purpose, you got it all. lol.

Bloodfen Razormaw
September 17th, 2006, 10:51 PM
How's postgre better?
It actually has features database administrators need, and handles databases properly instead of silently corrupting data or ignoring errors.

gorilla
September 17th, 2006, 10:52 PM
still, it's a document (albeit empty), not a program.

Wolki
September 18th, 2006, 02:20 AM
Hey, doing nothing is a great thing. We've even got 3 (!) of them in a standard ubuntu install.

(yes, it's true, false, and fsck.xfs. go and read their man pages :))