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portalhavoc
September 1st, 2015, 10:27 PM
For me it has to be War of the Planets/Terrarium (2003 film). I found it in my DVD collection today and I watched it. and I was like. Ugh. This is so cheesy! (According to IMDb, This movie has an average rating of 2.4/10. So you know it's THAT bad. :-&)

So, What was the worst movie you have ever saw?

QDR06VV9
September 1st, 2015, 10:39 PM
This is a no brain-er for me, Two of my kids and I like sci-fi until Jurassic Shark (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2071491/?ref_=chtbtm_tt_1) (2012):p
What a Stinker(no offense meant).
What is really sad I sit through the whole the whole thing(well outside a nap or two)
I now check IMDB for input. Never want to go through that again.

oldos2er
September 2nd, 2015, 01:32 AM
Probably Monster-A-Go-Go. Even the MST3K version is tough to sit through.

stalkingwolf
September 2nd, 2015, 04:39 PM
Blair Witch Project. I laughed through the entire movie.

monkeybrain20122
September 2nd, 2015, 06:12 PM
Jupiter ascending. The B movies have their charms even badly made, but this one has no charm and takes itself very seriously it seems (But there are many terribly bad Chinese movies on Youtube, too numerous to mention)

PaulW2U
September 2nd, 2015, 06:23 PM
I only ever saw part of it on the UK's Channel 4 as part of a TV series about really bad movies but my nomination is for:

Plan 9 from Outer Space (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space)

It's bad, really bad....

Habitual
September 2nd, 2015, 07:13 PM
Pacific Rim.
I'd rather take a shower in prison that watch that again.

QIII
September 2nd, 2015, 07:22 PM
Any movie involving the US Military where uniforms are worn incorrectly, hand salutes are rendered improperly or military customs and courtesies are portrayed improperly.

Exceptions are made for the above if for comedic effect.

Frogs Hair
September 2nd, 2015, 07:34 PM
Surf Nazis Must Die

Frogs Hair
September 2nd, 2015, 08:05 PM
I only ever saw part of it on the UK's Channel 4 as part of a TV series about really bad movies but my nomination is for:

Plan 9 from Outer Space (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space)

It's bad, really bad....

Oddly, this was Bela Lugosi's last film during which, he died . There was a Bela stand-in in the last scene of the film. The shower curtain used at the entrance of the spaceship cockpit reflected the films budget . ;)

Old_Grey_Wolf
September 2nd, 2015, 09:31 PM
Blair Witch Project. I laughed through the entire movie.

I laughed through "The Exorcist" in 1973; however, I wouldn't say "The Exorcist" was a bad movie. The young woman I took to the movie clung to me the whole evening. :lol:

QIII
September 2nd, 2015, 10:41 PM
The last time I had a young lady cling to me in a movie she didn't let go for 27 years and counting...

yoshii
September 3rd, 2015, 06:51 AM
way too many movies to list. most movies suck, in my opinion. only a few are good.

stalkingwolf
September 3rd, 2015, 03:19 PM
wasn't plan 9 one that Elvira featured on her show?

verymadpip
September 3rd, 2015, 04:28 PM
Plan 9 is such a classic. It's so bad it's good.
Possible the worst film I watched to the end was "Faust", based upon the comic by the same name.
Possibly the worst adaptation of anything ever.

RobertoRecordo
September 6th, 2015, 04:33 AM
Without a doubt, Quest for Fire (1981 (http://www.imdb.com/year/1981/?ref_=tt_ov_inf)) ! - there is a scene where all of the characters are sitting on a log. One of them keels over, apparent cause of death: boredom.

The movie illustrates the invention of the missionary positions (also a result of boredom), and uses early homo-sapian homo-phobia as a comedic break.
Terrible.

yoshii
September 6th, 2015, 09:03 AM
Almost every movie i've ever seen starring a cast member from Saturday Night Live has been pretty bad. Exceptions to this are Eddie Murphy, Will Farrell, and Chevy Chase. But everybody else, especially after the Phil Hartman crew seems to be a magnet for stupidity.

QIII
September 6th, 2015, 09:14 AM
Ahem ... The Blues Brothers? Ghost Busters? Dragnet?

Sheesh! Some of the best movies EVAH! Akroyd rocks! :)

Buntu Bunny
September 7th, 2015, 04:22 PM
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency. It's the standard by which DH and I rate all other worst movies.

Max_Kunstler
September 7th, 2015, 05:28 PM
I had high hopes for Iron Sky but it turned out to be really bad.
Terrible B movie. They should call them D or F movies.

SantaFe
September 7th, 2015, 08:38 PM
The Hoboken Chicken Emergency. It's the standard by which DH and I rate all other worst movies.

Aw, I kinda liked it, I gave it two Drumsticks up! :o

Wadim_Korneev
September 8th, 2015, 10:49 AM
I saw about 2 minutes of Disaster Movie, I guess I will count that as the worst 2 minutes I have ever seen.

mastablasta
September 8th, 2015, 02:51 PM
Left Behind (2014) with Nicholas Cage has to be one of the worst if not the worst I ever saw. expected sci-fi got some religious BS.

as for the series The Strain (2014) makes so little sense it is annoying to watch. Bad acting doesn't bother me so much as does strange and stupid things people do in these "stories". By all means let's release people with strange disease into public, so they can spread it - they have the right to be there...

latest Battlestar Galactica had similar effect. watched for some time before deciding it was all just plain stupid. 20.000 people and 54 reporters for various news? I live in a town with about 30k and we have one quite lame local TV, a descent local newspaper and very few journalists. not 54 TV channels. none of them is getting rich on it. and many more annoying things they did... furthermore people tend not to vote on every little thing during real war time - they might elect a "dictator" or rally behind a person, leader. Dissent is not tolerated, punishment for treason is ultimate.

linuxyogi
September 12th, 2015, 06:20 AM
The first 3 American Pie movies were nice then the next parts are pathetic until American Reunion.

chemist931
September 12th, 2015, 05:36 PM
Gravity, by far. Let me list my many problems with Gravity.

Gets spacesuit on like Superman (impossible).
Maneuvers out of Soyuz with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER (who is she, Wall-E?)
Soyuz starts TUMBLING through the atmosphere and she survives.
She OPENS THE SOYUZ DOOR AGAINST 20 FEET OF WATER AND SWIMS TO THE SURFACE after being in ZERO GRAVITY for an extended period of time. Do I even need to explain this one?
Swims to surface after wriggling out of suit.
Stands up and, I assume, walks away.

Thats not all, but I'm probably reaching a character limit.

SantaFe
September 13th, 2015, 11:15 AM
For me, it was Damnation Alley. Pretty sad when the best quote of the whole movie was this:


Maj. Eugene Denton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000577/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Tanner this is Denton! This whole town is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!



:D

mastablasta
September 14th, 2015, 09:41 AM
Gravity - if you leave the fiction out is a tense movie with nicely created atmosphere. other than that it's nothing really special or memorable.

these kind of problme are not really problems in fictious movies.

Afterall there is tons of movies and series where USA or a small team of Americans the world... with all races eaually represented - usually the model is Asian chick, black guy who brings in the humor and some "street talk" and the main hero - white guy sometimes acompanied by a blondie.

shantiq
September 19th, 2015, 06:36 PM
Hearts Of Fire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearts_of_Fire) Bob Dylan : should take some beating

Bucky Ball
September 19th, 2015, 06:49 PM
Trouble is, many bad movies I think are good because they are so bad! That is the attraction. It's a bit like watching a car accident. You don't want to look but can't help yourself.

A bad drama movie can become a hilarious comedy for me. I used to fall off the sofa with mirth watching Days of our Lives when I was in my early twenties. :)

MepisReign
September 19th, 2015, 08:13 PM
For me, it was Damnation Alley. Pretty sad when the best quote of the whole movie was this:

Maj. Eugene Denton: Tanner this is Denton! This whole town is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!

:D

LOL +++ I remember this like if was yesterday

The_Forgotten_King
September 21st, 2015, 02:48 AM
Deez Nuts 2015.
Its a vine parody.
A really ****** one.

sckyless
September 21st, 2015, 03:57 AM
plan 9 one that Elvira featured on