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avidhunter2
July 6th, 2014, 12:58 AM
I was just reading (out loud) the absolute beginners stickies and it states that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Someone behind me blurted out;

What is yellow and points north?

I probable deserved that for reading out loud, but I don't have a good answer. The answer is probably just as stupid as the question so give it a shot and lets see what we can come up with.
papibe
July 6th, 2014, 01:09 AM
Not a support question. Moved to The Cafe.
David D.
July 6th, 2014, 01:19 AM
A magnetic banana.
mooreted
July 6th, 2014, 02:51 AM
Donald Trump's toupe.
pqwoerituytrueiwoq
July 6th, 2014, 02:54 AM
a compass with a yellow needle
Cliff_Simonds
July 6th, 2014, 05:34 AM
I was just reading (out loud) the absolute beginners stickies and it states that there is no such thing as a stupid question.

When I was a young artilliary Specialist stationed in Korea, my very wise Section Chief told me, "The only stupid question is the one unasked".
QIII
July 6th, 2014, 05:38 AM
When I was a Field Grade Engineer Officer, I found that Lieutenants excelled at asking stupid questions.
squakie
July 6th, 2014, 06:56 AM
Here's a dumb question followed by the answer:

You know why they never find a Bigfoot body? Because the others put them in hollow trees. Know why they are never found in hollow trees?

Well you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from, they're baked by little elves in a hollow tree.......


So, the next time you see someone eating a cookie, just point at it, act like you're gagging, point at it and yell "BIGFOOT!!! BIGFOOT!!!"

Yes, I need to be put away now...... ;)
coldraven
July 6th, 2014, 08:21 AM
What is brown and sticky?


A stick! What were you thinking of??
deadflowr
July 6th, 2014, 08:34 AM
What is brown and sticky?


A stick! What were you thinking of??

I was thinking Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Cliff_Simonds
July 6th, 2014, 10:07 AM
What is brown and sticky?


A stick! What were you thinking of??

The inside of my laptop on a muggy day!!! :oops:
Jonor
July 6th, 2014, 12:21 PM
Post 1. North American Goldfinch in the spring
Post 9. North American Goldfinch who cannot find a spring
bashiergui
July 8th, 2014, 10:44 PM
When I was a Field Grade Engineer Officer, I found that Lieutenants excelled at asking stupid questions.LOL the same can be said for executive management.

My personal motto is There are no stupid questions except the ones you've already asked and gotten correct answers for.