netkid91
July 11th, 2006, 03:43 AM
Anyone here ever use Dr. Emacs? I just did for the hell of it, he drove me NUTS!!!!
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hi doctor!
How do you do? What brings you to see me?
My mom.
Why do you say your mom?
She hates linux.
What makes you believe she hates linux
Because, she yells at me when I install it on her computer.
Is it because she yells at you when you install it on her computer
that you came to me?
Yes.
I see... Well, are you sure that this is so?
Yes I am.
Earlier you said she hates linux?
Yes, I did.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
I'm not sure. I don't really have any plans.
Is it because of your life that you say you do not really have any
plans?
No.
Why not?
'Cause.
Can you elaborate on that?
No.
Does it bother you that I ask that?
No.
Why not?
Not sure.
You mentioned that she yells at you when you install it on her
computer?
Yeah
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Well, she just seems to hate linux. She has never even used it, so
why is she saying bad stuff about it.
It's just annoying. Why is she saying something bad about something
she has never tried?
Are you annoyed that is she saying something bad about something she
has not ever tried?
YES!
Yes, hmmm... so, do you really think this is so?
Yes, I do
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
Yeah, it's because I hang around with my mom...and she hates linux...
When did you first know that you hang around with your mom and she
hates linux?
Because....I am her son. And she yells at me when I install Linux on
her computer.
You have your mind on computers, it seems.
Damn straight.
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
Yes, doctor.
What makes you think yes doctor?
Dunno.
Are you afraid of that?
No.
Why not?
Dunno...
Why do you say that I shouldn't know?
I didn't say that.
Go on, don't be afraid.
Afraid of what?!
What makes you believe you are frightened by what?
I'm NOT!!!!!!!
Are you sure that she hates linux?
Yes.
I understand. So do you really think this is so?
Yes.
Oh. ...And what makes you think this is so?
Because, she yells at me when I install it on her computer
Is the fact that she yells at you when you install it on her computer
the real reason?
YES!!!!
I see... Then why do you say this is so?
*Twicth* *Twitch* WHAT?!
How do you reconcile problems at school?
I don't have school.
Tell me about your school.
I don't have one.
Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you do not have
one?
No.
How come?
Dunno...
Are you scared of that?
YES!
Yes, well, what makes you believe this is so?
Dunno.
Don't tell me what to do. I am the psychiatrist here!
Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?
Nah.
I need a little more detail please.
It doesn't....
Earlier you said she yells at you when you install it on her computer?
Yes, I said so...
Possibly hangups you have are related to this.
What hangups?
Are you sure that what hangups?
Are you retarded?
You mentioned that is she saying something bad about something she has
not ever tried?
Uh huh...
Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?
No.
Did you ever regret I ask that?
Yes...I mean...no...what?
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say yes you
mean no what?
ZIp it stupid.
Do you really think you hang around with your mom and she hates linux?
Yes
I understand. Hmmm... so, what makes you think this is so?
Because, I live with my mom. I explained how I know she hates linux earlier.
Why do you say she hates linux
I said why earlier.
She yells at me when I install it on her computer.
You think too much about computers.
Uh...I'm a nerd. Give me a break.
How do you reconcile some problems at home?
I talk with my mom....or sister.
Tell me something about your family.
My mom hates Linux, my sister loves it.
What makes you believe mom hates linux
I ALREADY TOLD YOU DUMB ****!!!
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
MAKE ME!!!
Are you sure that make you?
SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Are you afraid of sex?
[...]
Talk about more about your sexual history.
I don't think you need to know that.
You're being a bit brief, would you please go into detail.
No, I won't. Retard...
Can you are more explicit?
Can you speak proper english.
Earlier you said you were afraid of what?
I'm not afraind of anything, retard.
Maybe this is related to your plans?
WHAT ******* PLANS?!!!
Why don't you discuss your sex life...
Because....I'd rather not...
Does the fact that you would rather not explain anything else?
That I'm very shy.....
Have you been sure you are very shy?
Yes.
Oh. So do you really think this is so?
Yes.
I see... ...And what makes you think this is so?
Because, I tend to keep to myself a lot....
Is it because you tend to keep to yourself a lot that you came to me?
No, it's because my mom hates linux.
Are you sorry your mom hates linux?
YEs
Yes, then why do you say this is so?
Can I make a call quick?
Is it because of your life that you say can you make a call quick?
bye....*******
My secretary will send you a bill.
Excuse me.....just think the doctor needs a wakeup call!
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hi doctor!
How do you do? What brings you to see me?
My mom.
Why do you say your mom?
She hates linux.
What makes you believe she hates linux
Because, she yells at me when I install it on her computer.
Is it because she yells at you when you install it on her computer
that you came to me?
Yes.
I see... Well, are you sure that this is so?
Yes I am.
Earlier you said she hates linux?
Yes, I did.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
I'm not sure. I don't really have any plans.
Is it because of your life that you say you do not really have any
plans?
No.
Why not?
'Cause.
Can you elaborate on that?
No.
Does it bother you that I ask that?
No.
Why not?
Not sure.
You mentioned that she yells at you when you install it on her
computer?
Yeah
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Well, she just seems to hate linux. She has never even used it, so
why is she saying bad stuff about it.
It's just annoying. Why is she saying something bad about something
she has never tried?
Are you annoyed that is she saying something bad about something she
has not ever tried?
YES!
Yes, hmmm... so, do you really think this is so?
Yes, I do
Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?
Yeah, it's because I hang around with my mom...and she hates linux...
When did you first know that you hang around with your mom and she
hates linux?
Because....I am her son. And she yells at me when I install Linux on
her computer.
You have your mind on computers, it seems.
Damn straight.
Perhaps you could watch your tongue!
Yes, doctor.
What makes you think yes doctor?
Dunno.
Are you afraid of that?
No.
Why not?
Dunno...
Why do you say that I shouldn't know?
I didn't say that.
Go on, don't be afraid.
Afraid of what?!
What makes you believe you are frightened by what?
I'm NOT!!!!!!!
Are you sure that she hates linux?
Yes.
I understand. So do you really think this is so?
Yes.
Oh. ...And what makes you think this is so?
Because, she yells at me when I install it on her computer
Is the fact that she yells at you when you install it on her computer
the real reason?
YES!!!!
I see... Then why do you say this is so?
*Twicth* *Twitch* WHAT?!
How do you reconcile problems at school?
I don't have school.
Tell me about your school.
I don't have one.
Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you do not have
one?
No.
How come?
Dunno...
Are you scared of that?
YES!
Yes, well, what makes you believe this is so?
Dunno.
Don't tell me what to do. I am the psychiatrist here!
Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?
Nah.
I need a little more detail please.
It doesn't....
Earlier you said she yells at you when you install it on her computer?
Yes, I said so...
Possibly hangups you have are related to this.
What hangups?
Are you sure that what hangups?
Are you retarded?
You mentioned that is she saying something bad about something she has
not ever tried?
Uh huh...
Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?
No.
Did you ever regret I ask that?
Yes...I mean...no...what?
Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say yes you
mean no what?
ZIp it stupid.
Do you really think you hang around with your mom and she hates linux?
Yes
I understand. Hmmm... so, what makes you think this is so?
Because, I live with my mom. I explained how I know she hates linux earlier.
Why do you say she hates linux
I said why earlier.
She yells at me when I install it on her computer.
You think too much about computers.
Uh...I'm a nerd. Give me a break.
How do you reconcile some problems at home?
I talk with my mom....or sister.
Tell me something about your family.
My mom hates Linux, my sister loves it.
What makes you believe mom hates linux
I ALREADY TOLD YOU DUMB ****!!!
Please, avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
MAKE ME!!!
Are you sure that make you?
SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Are you afraid of sex?
[...]
Talk about more about your sexual history.
I don't think you need to know that.
You're being a bit brief, would you please go into detail.
No, I won't. Retard...
Can you are more explicit?
Can you speak proper english.
Earlier you said you were afraid of what?
I'm not afraind of anything, retard.
Maybe this is related to your plans?
WHAT ******* PLANS?!!!
Why don't you discuss your sex life...
Because....I'd rather not...
Does the fact that you would rather not explain anything else?
That I'm very shy.....
Have you been sure you are very shy?
Yes.
Oh. So do you really think this is so?
Yes.
I see... ...And what makes you think this is so?
Because, I tend to keep to myself a lot....
Is it because you tend to keep to yourself a lot that you came to me?
No, it's because my mom hates linux.
Are you sorry your mom hates linux?
YEs
Yes, then why do you say this is so?
Can I make a call quick?
Is it because of your life that you say can you make a call quick?
bye....*******
My secretary will send you a bill.
Excuse me.....just think the doctor needs a wakeup call!