hope it's ok to post a joke......

[squakie]

I hope it's ok to put this here.

Why did the fox cross the road?

To see if there was a chicken over there.

[mamamia88]

I hope it's ok to put this here.

Why did the fox cross the road?

To see if there was a chicken over there.
always ok to post a joke as long as it's funy ;)

[Bradley129]

If it makes you laugh of course its okay ):P

[Bucky Ball]

always ok to post a joke as long as it's funy ;)

Yep, so when's the joke coming??? :)

(PS: I thought it was because the fox was nailed to the chicken ...)

[Lucradia]

The fox crossed the road because he was on fire.

Sha-wing!

[greatsirkain]

What's this: W?

...It's a dead one of these: M

That's the cleanest joke I know

[ikt]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his house was being bombed by the Russians! Leave him alone, he's only a chicken! They're blowing up his house! Leave him alone, he's a chicken!......Sorry, not chicken, Chechen.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeeMack

:D

[codemaniac]

Thread moved to Community Cafe Games.

[squakie]

Yep, so when's the joke coming??? :)

(PS: I thought it was because the fox was nailed to the chicken ...)

Love that!

[squakie]

Good stuff, everyone! ;)

[CK000]

There's a lot of good humour on this forum, I like that...! :)

[haqking]

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that. he has never even been out of the backyard"

[squakie]

You know, I heard that many years ago and I never get tired of hearing again! Thanks! ;)

[squakie]

A guy comes into the emergency room dressed in hunting clothes, and he has a duck on this head. They put him in a room and eventually the doctor comes in and asks what he can do for him. The duck says "can you get this guy off my butt?".

Yes, you may groan now.

[Bucky Ball]

@ Squakie: I have merged your new joke with this thread. You already have this joke thread going, not sure why you would start another ...

Lets aim jokes at this thread, thanks rather than creating new ones ... ;)

[squakie]

@ Squakie: I have merged your new joke with this thread. You already have this joke thread going, not sure why you would start another ...

Lets aim jokes at this thread, thanks rather than creating new ones ... ;)

All I was thinking was different joke. didn't mean to offend anyone.

[Bucky Ball]

You didn't. All good. There's lots of different jokes here already. ;)

(Varying in degrees of funny!)

[Sylos]

For those watching the horse meat scandal in the uk.....

Man goes into the cafe in Tesco and orders himself a burger. The lady serving asks " Do you want anything on that?". The man replies "Yes, I'll have a fiver each way".

Bum...... Bum...

Dont think I know any others that would be suitable for a family forum.....

[ultimatetechie]

Seriously?!):P

[ultimatetechie]

:D This one's good!
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that. he has never even been out of the backyard"

[squakie]

A very young man in his early 20's gets up each morning, gets dressed and has a terrible headache until he comes home, changes his clothes and goes to bed.

After a month of these terrible headaches, he goes to a doctor and tells the doctor what's been going on. The doctor runs some tests, then tells the young man that his testicles are pushing on his spine and that's what's giving him the headaches. The young man asks the doctor what can be done and is told they will need to be removed. Well, the young man runs out of the doctors office!

After another month, the young man returns and says to do the surgery as he can't stand the headaches any longer. So he has the surgery and it takes him a couple of months to get past it.

Feeling good, he walks downtown and decides he is going to get a new suit. He walks in to the clothing store and a real elderly man greets him and asks him what he would like. The young man tells him he wants a new suit, and the elderly man says 42 long, 36" waist, 32" inseam. The young man is amazed and asks how he knew that, to which the elderly man replies he's been doing this 60 years.

The young man then tells him he'd like a shirt. Again, the elderly man says 14 1/2 neck, 30" sleeves. Again the young man is amazed and asks how he knew that, to which the elderly replies again that he's been doing this for 60 years.

The young man then says he can get the elderly man with this: he wants new underwear. The elderly man replies 36, to which the young man says I got you there - I've been wearing 34's all my life.

The elderly man replies you don't want to do that - it will make your testicles press on your spine and give you a terrible headache!

Moral of the story: If you have a bad headache, check your undies first.

[Pand5461]

- Holmes, how are you so familiar with those muons, protons, gluons?
- It's elementary, my dear Watson!

[squakie]

I've GOT to remember that one! ;) ;)

[CK000]

Here is another Sherlock Holmes joke:-

Holmes and Watson are out late at night. Suddenly Sherlock says "Watson, what can you see?"

Watson says, "I can see lots of stars and the moon too."

"So, tell me, what can you deduce from that?" replies Holmes.

"Well I can marvel at the wonders of the universe..." replies Watson.

"Yes, Watson and you can also realise some-one has stolen Our tent!"

[greatsirkain]

radio transmission A:
"Unidentified vessel please acknowledge, you are on an intercept course"
radio transmission B:
"caution, you are on an intercept course please divert now"
radio transmission A:
"Acknowledged intercept course, change your heading immediately!"
radio transmission B:
"This is a united states warship, this is your final warning! Divert your course now!"
radio transmission A:
"....this is a lighthouse, your call bud"

[Bucky Ball]

Grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We've got a drink named after you!' Grasshopper says, 'What, Jeff?'

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

[squakie]

Bada bing! ;)

[haqking]

Geek jokes:

F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and
orders some soup. The waiter replies, "Sorry
but we don't cater for functions here.

Somebody guessed my password, so I had to rename my dog.

A geek walks into a party with a parrot on his shoulder, the parrot occasionally stretches it's wings and squawks "pieces of seven pieces of seven". An attractive young lady appears fascinated by the pair and finally walks over to the pair.
She looks first at the parrot and then at the geek and says "Why does your parrot keep saying pieces of seven, shouldn't it be pieces of eight?"
To which the geek replies "yeah its a parroty error" ;-)

man walks into a bar, says "ouch"

[CK000]

A man walks into a public house with a newt on his shoulder and orders a pint of beer;
The barman says "You do realise you have a newt on your shoulder do you not?"
"Yes, he is my pet" says the man.
"What do you call him then?"
"Tiny" says the man.
"Why do you call him tiny?"
"Because he is minute of course!"