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Porcini M.
August 28th, 2012, 08:43 PM
This is very interesting - especially since it comes from a retail operation, not a government agency:

http://gizmodo.com/5938323/how-to-be-a-genius-this-is-apples-secret-employee-training-manual


It's a penetrating look inside Apple: psychological mastery, banned words, roleplaying—you've never seen anything like it.


The Genius Training Student Workbook we received is the company's most up to date, we're told, and runs a bizarre gamut of Apple Dos and Don'ts, down to specific words you're not allowed to use, and lessons on how to identify and capitalize on human emotions...

KiwiNZ
August 28th, 2012, 08:58 PM
Thorough staff training is a good thing, I see no issue and it is not unique.I have implemented similar in the past.

sffvba[e0rt
August 28th, 2012, 09:12 PM
... works only on the weak minded ... oooh shiny...


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Perfect Storm
August 28th, 2012, 09:14 PM
... works only on the weak minded ... oooh shiny...


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Then I'm a perfect candidate :P

Porcini M.
August 28th, 2012, 09:21 PM
... works only on the weak minded ... oooh shiny...


<Apple Salesperson waves hand> - "These are the droids you're looking for..."

<customer>: "These are the droids I'm looking for."

KiwiNZ
August 28th, 2012, 09:26 PM
<Apple Salesperson waves hand> - "These are the droids you're looking for..."

<customer>: "These are the droids I'm looking for."

nonsense :rolleyes:

alexfish
August 28th, 2012, 11:16 PM
They also misspelt

Wee Wee