One does not simply apt-get into Mordor

[prometheus442]

http://i.imgur.com/cz6Gg.jpg

[julioneander]

That's one big image you got right there

[prometheus442]

https://diasp.org/uploads/images/scaled_full_920b0f08444963a7d198.jpg
Sorry about that.

[Lucradia]

You can't apt-get into mordor anyway >_> You'd have to ln a part of the world into mordor (making some sort of portal) then simply walk into mordor.

[MisterGaribaldi]

I would truly feel sorry for Sauron if RMS was the one attacking him. I can see it all now...

Frodo: I have the ring.

Gandalf: I'm a wizard, and I have my staff.

Aragorn: I'm a Númenórean ranger, I have a sword, and the seeing stones belong to me.

Legolas: Well, I'm an elf...

Gimli: Never trust an elf!

Legolas: Excuse me.

Gimli: What? Oh, why, go on, Mr. Elf.

Legolas: You sure about that?

Gimli: Quite.

Legolas: ...

Gimli: Go on, get to it. The people here want to know what you bring.

Legolas: Well, I'm an elf, I have my dueling daggers, I'm imbued with magic, I have incredible -- nay, legendary -- endurance and stamina.

Gimli: Very nice. Well, I'm a dwarf, I'm strong and stocky, and I've got an axe...

RMS: Excuse me, guys, but I'm a hacker, I have a beard, and I *wrote* emacs.

Boromir: Well s**t.

[julioneander]

Well, RMS may still be able to SSH into mordor anyway... hehe

[rk0r]

You could if Gandalf gave you those giant Eagle's !

[Paqman]

That's one big image you got right there

Has to be big enough to fit all the beard.

RMS probably wouldn't apt-get in, for some bizarre philosphical reason. He'd have a daemon that would email Mordor to him if he so required.

[rk0r]

Mordor is using windows vista, so you could run this :


shutdown -s -m \\mordor -t 20 -c "I R ET OWN YOU WINDOWS SCUM!"


This in turn would shut down mordors windows server. kudos.

[cgroza]

Please tell me this place is not about to become a meme junkyard like reddit.

[forrestcupp]

Sauron would invite him in so he could finally get relief from the corns on his feet.

[Warpnow]

Wouldn't you cd into mordor?

[Lucradia]

Wouldn't you cd into mordor?

Not if you don't have read privvies.

[jwbrase]

Well, RMS may still be able to SSH into mordor anyway... hehe


foo@bar:~% ssh mordor
ssh: Could not resolve hostname mordor: Name or service not known

I'm not really aware of any network-connected machines in Mordor, though rumors persist that there was a baraddurvax on Usenet back in the Second Age. :P

[rk0r]

foo@bar:~% ssh mordor
ssh: Could not resolve hostname mordor: Name or service not knownI'm not really aware of any network-connected machines in Mordor, though rumors persist that there was a baraddurvax on Usenet back in the Second Age. :P


Try warp OS.

[MisterGaribaldi]

Mordor still uses Gopher.

[neu5eeCh]

Say, friend, the secret password and enter.

Oh wait... that wasn't Morder, was it. Rats!

[spynappels]

Say, friend, the secret password and enter.

Oh wait... that wasn't Morder, was it. Rats!

That was Moria.

Oops, did I say that out loud? :redface:

[Lucradia]

Mordor still uses Gopher.

They need to read up on Mozilla then, they abandoned gopher finally.

[EmKay442]

One does not simply git clone into Mordor! :D

[Ji Ruo]

Sauron would invite him in so he could finally get relief from the corns on his feet.

mmmm corn tasty

[Megaptera]

That was Moria.

Oops, did I say that out loud? :redface:

The firewall to Moria?