View Full Version : One does not simply apt-get into Mordor
prometheus442
March 24th, 2012, 08:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cz6Gg.jpg
julioneander
March 24th, 2012, 08:34 PM
That's one big image you got right there
prometheus442
March 24th, 2012, 10:07 PM
https://diasp.org/uploads/images/scaled_full_920b0f08444963a7d198.jpg
Sorry about that.
Lucradia
March 25th, 2012, 02:15 AM
You can't apt-get into mordor anyway >_> You'd have to ln a part of the world into mordor (making some sort of portal) then simply walk into mordor.
MisterGaribaldi
March 25th, 2012, 02:21 AM
I would truly feel sorry for Sauron if RMS was the one attacking him. I can see it all now...
Frodo: I have the ring.
Gandalf: I'm a wizard, and I have my staff.
Aragorn: I'm a Númenórean ranger, I have a sword, and the seeing stones belong to me.
Legolas: Well, I'm an elf...
Gimli: Never trust an elf!
Legolas: Excuse me.
Gimli: What? Oh, why, go on, Mr. Elf.
Legolas: You sure about that?
Gimli: Quite.
Legolas: ...
Gimli: Go on, get to it. The people here want to know what you bring.
Legolas: Well, I'm an elf, I have my dueling daggers, I'm imbued with magic, I have incredible -- nay, legendary -- endurance and stamina.
Gimli: Very nice. Well, I'm a dwarf, I'm strong and stocky, and I've got an axe...
RMS: Excuse me, guys, but I'm a hacker, I have a beard, and I *wrote* emacs.
Boromir: Well s**t.
julioneander
March 26th, 2012, 04:14 AM
Well, RMS may still be able to SSH into mordor anyway... hehe
rk0r
March 26th, 2012, 09:39 AM
You could if Gandalf gave you those giant Eagle's !
Paqman
March 26th, 2012, 03:20 PM
That's one big image you got right there
Has to be big enough to fit all the beard.
RMS probably wouldn't apt-get in, for some bizarre philosphical reason. He'd have a daemon that would email Mordor to him if he so required.
rk0r
March 26th, 2012, 04:10 PM
Mordor is using windows vista, so you could run this :
shutdown -s -m \\mordor -t 20 -c "I R ET OWN YOU WINDOWS SCUM!"
This in turn would shut down mordors windows server. kudos.
cgroza
March 26th, 2012, 09:55 PM
Please tell me this place is not about to become a meme junkyard like reddit.
forrestcupp
March 26th, 2012, 10:33 PM
Sauron would invite him in so he could finally get relief from the corns on his feet.
Warpnow
March 27th, 2012, 04:37 AM
Wouldn't you cd into mordor?
Lucradia
March 27th, 2012, 05:59 AM
Wouldn't you cd into mordor?
Not if you don't have read privvies.
jwbrase
March 27th, 2012, 07:45 AM
Well, RMS may still be able to SSH into mordor anyway... hehe
foo@bar:~% ssh mordor
ssh: Could not resolve hostname mordor: Name or service not known
I'm not really aware of any network-connected machines in Mordor, though rumors persist that there was a baraddurvax on Usenet back in the Second Age. :P
rk0r
March 27th, 2012, 08:57 AM
foo@bar:~% ssh mordor
ssh: Could not resolve hostname mordor: Name or service not knownI'm not really aware of any network-connected machines in Mordor, though rumors persist that there was a baraddurvax on Usenet back in the Second Age. :P
Try warp OS.
MisterGaribaldi
March 27th, 2012, 02:38 PM
Mordor still uses Gopher.
neu5eeCh
March 27th, 2012, 02:41 PM
Say, friend, the secret password and enter.
Oh wait... that wasn't Morder, was it. Rats!
spynappels
March 27th, 2012, 02:58 PM
Say, friend, the secret password and enter.
Oh wait... that wasn't Morder, was it. Rats!
That was Moria.
Oops, did I say that out loud? :redface:
Lucradia
March 27th, 2012, 06:12 PM
Mordor still uses Gopher.
They need to read up on Mozilla then, they abandoned gopher finally.
EmKay442
November 8th, 2012, 08:32 AM
One does not simply git clone into Mordor! :D
Ji Ruo
November 8th, 2012, 11:33 AM
Sauron would invite him in so he could finally get relief from the corns on his feet.
mmmm corn tasty
Megaptera
November 8th, 2012, 03:45 PM
That was Moria.
Oops, did I say that out loud? :redface:
The firewall to Moria?
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