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Dry Lips
August 23rd, 2011, 01:04 PM
The Stone Sky: The neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse and Sartreist existentialism
Helmut Finnis
Department of Future Studies, Yale University
Barbara K. d’Erlette
Department of Deconstruction, Carnegie-Mellon University

1. Madonna and cultural theory

The primary theme of Werther’s[1] essay on the neoconstructivist
paradigm of discourse is not deconstruction, but predeconstruction.
Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a cultural theory that
includes language as a paradox.

If one examines patriarchialist nihilism, one is faced with a choice:
either accept Sartreist existentialism or conclude that expression is a
product of the masses. The main theme of the works of Madonna is
the role of the writer as participant. In a sense, Derrida uses the term
‘neocultural narrative’ to denote a mythopoetical reality.

The primary theme of Prinn’s[2] critique of the neoconstructivist
paradigm of discourse is the common ground between society and
sexual identity. Cultural theory suggests that the media is capable
of intention. Thus, the main theme of the works of Madonna is the
role of the poet as reader.

If one examines Sartreist existentialism, one is faced with a choice:
either reject presemantic discourse or conclude that society has
significance. Lyotard uses the term ‘the neoconstructivist paradigm
of discourse’ to denote a cultural totality. It could be said that the
subject is interpolated into a cultural theory that includes sexuality
as a reality.

Derrida uses the term ‘Sontagist camp’ to denote the bridge between
sexual identity and class. Thus, Debord promotes the use of the
neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse to modify and deconstruct society.

The primary theme of Werther’s[3] model of Sartreist existentialism
is not sublimation, as cultural theory suggests, but postsublimation.
It could be said that Prinn[4] implies that we have to choose between
Sartreist existentialism and the material paradigm of discourse.

The subject is contextualised into a neoconstructivist paradigm of
discourse that includes culture as a totality. But if cultural theory holds,
we have to choose between Sartreist existentialism and subtextual
dematerialism.

Lyotard suggests the use of the neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse
to challenge the status quo. However, the premise of semanticist
neodialectic theory suggests that expression comes from communication,
but only if cultural theory is invalid.

Sartre uses the term ‘the neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse’ to
denote the role of the artist as writer. Therefore, an abundance of theories
concerning not, in fact, construction, but subconstruction may be revealed.

2. Realities of rubicon

“Class is intrinsically a legal fiction,” says Debord. In Reservoir Dogs,
Tarantino denies the capitalist paradigm of context; in Jackie Brown he
analyses cultural theory. However, Brophy[5] holds that we have to
choose between the neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse and neostructuralist
discourse.

Bataille uses the term ‘Sartreist existentialism’ to denote the role of the
reader as writer. Therefore, any number of theories concerning the
neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse exist.

The characteristic theme of the works of Tarantino is not discourse as
such, but subdiscourse. Thus, Foucault promotes the use of cultural
theory to read sexual identity.

Lacan uses the term ‘Sartreist existentialism’ to denote the common
ground between class and society. However, the subject is interpolated
into a dialectic postsemioticist theory that includes sexuality as a whole.

1. Werther, O. W. (1980) Sartreist existentialism and the neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse. Cambridge University Press

2. Prinn, B. Y. S. ed. (1994) The Paradigm of Reality: Sartreist existentialism, capitalist rationalism and rationalism. And/Or Press

3. Werther, B. (1981) The neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse and Sartreist existentialism. Schlangekraft

4. Prinn, Q. D. ed. (1995) The Vermillion Sea: The neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse in the works of Tarantino. Panic Button Books

5. Brophy, B. O. Z. (1971) Sartreist existentialism in the works of Tarantino. Schlangekraft

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meh_phistopheles
August 23rd, 2011, 03:21 PM
that's a pretty accurate recreation of my experience with philosophy

Dry Lips
August 23rd, 2011, 03:28 PM
that's a pretty accurate recreation of my experience with philosophy

Yeah, sometimes you get that feeling when you read works by real authors... :P

3Miro
August 23rd, 2011, 05:25 PM
This summarizes modern day philosophy. :lolflag:

Ozor Mox
August 23rd, 2011, 05:31 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I sure feel more in the know about the neoconstructivist paradigm.

Erik1984
August 23rd, 2011, 06:03 PM
Won't quote the whole paper I got, just the header:



The Stasis of Sexual identity: Material desituationism and pretextual construction

Agnes K. T. von Junz Department of Semiotics, Cambridge University

C. Paul Drucker Department of Deconstruction, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Deconstruction, brilliant.

It would be fun not to tell someone this is fake and send them this very interesting paper and ask what they think about "neoconstructivist paradigm of discourse and Sartreist existentialism". Would be funny if they try to come up with a serious answer (because they are ashamed to admit they didn't actually understand a single sentence).

Dry Lips
August 23rd, 2011, 06:24 PM
Once again from the "essay" I quoted above:

"But if cultural theory holds, we have to choose between
Sartreist existentialism and subtextual dematerialism."

This one cracked me up, this stuff is really hilarious!

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Porcini M.
August 23rd, 2011, 10:05 PM
Once again from the "essay" I quoted above:

"But if cultural theory holds, we have to choose between
Sartreist existentialism and subtextual dematerialism."

This one cracked me up, this stuff is really hilarious!

---

In a similar vein, some of you might have come across
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http://www.languageisavirus.com/automatic_poetry_generator.html
http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/


Why can't Mr. Dry Lips relieve his aching sense of inadequacy without having to make a big deal out of nothing? Is he genetically predisposed to taking away our sense of community and leaving us morally adrift? And is his incessant burbling about the wonders of nativism supposed to convince us that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to move as expeditiously as possible to tamp down any doubts that even people who disagree about values can agree that Mr. Lips's anecdotes are clear testimony to the fact that several of Mr. Lips's gofers, who asked to remain nameless, informed me of Mr. Lips's secret plans to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. In the first place, Mr. Lips's associates were recently seen rewriting and rewording much of humanity's formative works to favor philistinism. That's not a one-time accident or oversight. That's Mr. Lips's policy.
Believe it or not, a few heartless, froward twerps actually want Mr. Lips to drag everything that is truly great into the gutter. In my view, this is a consummate outrage, an unmitigated despotism, an unparalleled infamy, and an atrocious crime. He claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to place treasonous parvenus at the top of the social hierarchy. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Mr. Lips's cohorts. The truth is that I'm not afraid of Mr. Lips. However, I am concerned that he tries to make us think the way he wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons.
I recently checked out one of Mr. Lips's recent tracts. Oh, look; he's again saying that he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Seriously, though, by allowing Mr. Lips to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes we are selling our souls for dross. Instead, we should be striving to tackle the multinational death machine that he is currently constructing. That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that Fabianism is the last refuge of the insecure, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter.


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Porcini M.
August 23rd, 2011, 10:12 PM
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Dry Lips
August 23rd, 2011, 10:23 PM
@Porcini M.

Post #1: :lolflag:

Post #2: Awesome, thanks a lot!

Erik1984
August 23rd, 2011, 10:24 PM
On a more general note, here is an authoritative collection:

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Nice collection. Now all we need is a generator to generate generators.

drawkcab
August 23rd, 2011, 11:20 PM
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matthew.ball
August 24th, 2011, 12:00 AM
This summarizes modern day philosophy. :lolflag:
Whoa, be careful where you generalise.