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Zerocool Djx
April 7th, 2011, 03:05 PM
This made me laugh...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?iref=NS1

Lucradia
April 7th, 2011, 03:18 PM
We had an april fools thread, choked full of over 3 pages worth.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Aubuntuforums.org+april+fools+2011

Zerocool Djx
April 7th, 2011, 03:26 PM
We had an april fools thread, choked full of over 3 pages worth.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Aubuntuforums.org+april+fools+2011


Thanks I also found this!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Next+time+post+the+actual+link.+Arn%27t+I+cool+ for+using+this%3F%3F%3F


(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+post+a+snob+remark+and+then+post+a+point less+link+rather+then+posting+the+actual+link.)

3Miro
April 7th, 2011, 03:34 PM
This made me laugh...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?iref=NS1

Hardly funny, this could have really injured the guy, not to mention the damage to Wal-Mart property and the wasted time for the first response team and hospital doctors.

This was probably some dumb kid that is now full of himself. I despise such people.

Lucradia
April 7th, 2011, 03:40 PM
Thanks I also found this!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Next+time+post+the+actual+link.+Arn%27t+I+cool+ for+using+this%3F%3F%3F


(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+post+a+snob+remark+and+then+post+a+point less+link+rather+then+posting+the+actual+link.)

First result:

CNN: Tupac alive and well (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.killermovies.com%2Fforums%2Fa rchive%2Findex.php%2Ft-335140-cnn-tupac-alive-and-well.html&rct=j&q=Next%20time%20post%20the%20actual%20link.%20Arn% 27t%20I%20cool%20for%20using%20this%3F%3F%3F&ei=ecydTc-sF4yGtwfG-9ngBA&usg=AFQjCNGK3FwyDYVWs7rhcUe3qtyL4JHukA&sig2=UBvFAAjMSIhujpdDphXO4w&cad=rja)
tabby999. hmmm....weird. wouldn't mind some proof though, CNN arn't exactly 100% hole proof ... Next time when posting a link, don't post the actual link! ...

youbuntu
April 7th, 2011, 03:43 PM
Slightly late, no? :P

Zerocool Djx
April 8th, 2011, 01:13 AM
Hardly funny, this could have really injured the guy, not to mention the damage to Wal-Mart property and the wasted time for the first response team and hospital doctors.

This was probably some dumb kid that is now full of himself. I despise such people.


You can't be injured by super glue... Only by the incompetent moron who tries to yank you off the seat and seeing how this happened at Walmart, good luck. Ironically, Acetone is sold right in the same store (Nail polish remover) that will neutralize it.

It's a test of intelligence all around if you ask me... I dunno who is intellectually more inapt, they guy for doing it, or the group of people who disassembled the toilet because they couldn't use there brains and have someone run down to the health and beauty section to grab cotton swabs and nail polish remover.

undecim
April 8th, 2011, 01:56 AM
You can't be injured by super glue... Only by the incompetent moron who tries to yank you off the seat and seeing how this happened at Walmart, good luck. Ironically, Acetone is sold right in the same store (Nail polish remover) that will neutralize it.

It's a test of intelligence all around if you ask me... I dunno who is intellectually more inapt, they guy for doing it, or the group of people who disassembled the toilet because they couldn't use there brains and have someone run down to the health and beauty section to grab cotton swabs and nail polish remover.

Assuming it is plain old super glue, and not some other formula, the acetone has to sit on the glue long enough for this to work. That's rather difficult to do on a horizontal surface.

3Miro
April 8th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Assuming it is plain old super glue, and not some other formula, the acetone has to sit on the glue long enough for this to work. That's rather difficult to do on a horizontal surface.

+1. The guy had to go to a hospital, this is no joke.

A joke is a shady looking guy with a large suitcase, then the suitcase opens and plastic (but looking real) parts of a human body fall out (chopped legs, hands ...) Watch the reactions of the people nearby.

A joke is an old lady that seemingly unintentionally leaves her money at the ATM, then put a hidden camera on the next guy to see if he/she would pocket it or try to return it.

If you put something slippery on a surface so that someone would just walk and then slip and fall - this is not funny. What's the point?

When a guy had to go to a hospital, this is really not funny. Super glue is used in surgery so it can indeed be strong and no prank should require a rescue team form real rescuers or Wal-Mart employees.

wojox
April 8th, 2011, 03:16 AM
First of all, who sits on a public toilet without checking the seat first?

Second, he glued himself to the seat. If it created such a bond that they had to disassemble the toilet, it had to have been fast acting. You know that when working with super or crazy glue it dries quick. Ever glued your thumb and index finger together?

undecim
April 8th, 2011, 03:48 AM
First of all, who sits on a public toilet without checking the seat first?

Maybe someone put laxatives in his breakfast that day? It was April 1st.