If you made a fortune cookie

[ki4jgt]

If you made a fortune cookie (To be distributed randomly among people in the world) What would you put as the fortune/advice to the recipient?

[ki4jgt]

Mine would be:

Everyone knows they don't know everything.

[Falc7]

Don't worry, because this is just a ride

[deconstrained]

Help me escape. They're torturing me.

[NCLI]

Quick! Behind you!

or

Hello Mr. James Johnson. We are watching you. (Just to screw with the person who picks it up if that's his name.)

or

Believe nothing. Question everything.

[Random_Dude]

Quick! Behind you!


Nice one. :D

"DUCK!!!"
Would also be a nice one.

[StephanG]

My fortune cookie would read:

Forcing us to use cookies to communicate, its almost as though the other government agencies think that our search for the majestic space duck is a joke.

[Tristam Green]

"Do not sit on strange toilets."

:guitar:












srsly though, probably something like "Y u no maek moar monies"

[dh04000]

I would right what I'd like to read.

"Its OK. Things will work out."


I had to say that to myself for the last 9 months and now things are working out!

[slackthumbz]

"Don't worry, be happy"

[Grenage]

"This fortune cookie will taste awful"

[pl@yer]

"consume recklessly, it's good for the economy"

[handy]

"the truth that can be spoken, is not the truth"

[forrestcupp]

"You will have less money before you leave."


What gets me is that here in the US, almost everything you buy says "Made in China" on it. Then when you go to a Chinese restaurant, the fortune cookies say "Made in New York" on the package. :confused:

[ki4jgt]

"You will have less money before you leave."


What gets me is that here in the US, almost everything you buy says "Made in China" on it. Then when you go to a Chinese restaurant, the fortune cookies say "Made in New York" on the package. :confused:

If I recall correctly, fortune cookies didn't originate in China [Looking it up right now] but I believe they originated in the states. According to Wikipedia they came from Japan. Man, that's what you get for reading random stuff online :-)

[sydbat]

"Your winning lottery numbers are on the other side"

Flip to other side...

"Your winning lottery numbers are on the other side"

[ki4jgt]

Life isn't only doors and walls. It also has windows, you just have to look out them.

[wojox]

Mine would say


Remember to take home the leftovers. It's Chinese, you'll be hungry again in an hour. :P


Of course on the other side I would have this weeks winning lottery numbers.

[KiwiNZ]

Mine would say....

"Did I wash my hands before I made this cookie"

[RiceMonster]

"Any streak of good luck you are experiencing will end after tasting this cookie"

[Tristam Green]

Life isn't only doors and walls. It also has windows, you just have to look out them.

Windows user! ALERT ALERT


Mine would read "You know what they say about Yellow No. 5, which was used in the making of this cookie, don't you?"

[wojox]

Mine would read "You know what they say about Yellow No. 5, which was used in the making of this cookie, don't you?"

Then mine would say:

"Got rice balls."

[clanky]

Don't know what it would say, but mine would be a proper cookie, complete with chocolate chips, not one of those horrible little things that taste worse than the paper inside.

[forrestcupp]

"Since you have broken the outer seal, you have agreed to our EULA."

[ki4jgt]

"Since you have broken the outer seal, you have agreed to our EULA."

+ !

Or print around the cookie "Upon breaking you are bound to the fortune within" :-)

[red_Marvin]

apply within

[m3t3ors]

live for tomorrow, but live today as its your last

[Khakilang]

Eat at your own risk. We are not responsible for any bowel discomfort.

[Legeril]

Your only beaten if you don't get back up, if you keep getting back up your unbeatable.

[pl@yer]

Have your remains fed to a cat to complete the cycle!

[wizard10000]

If you made a fortune cookie (To be distributed randomly among people in the world) What would you put as the fortune/advice to the recipient?

Simple. I'd use the same quote that's in my signature.

[Tristam Green]

Eat at your own risk. We are not responsible for any bowel discomfort.

knowing the consistency of fortune cookies, this is Gospel. Maybe that's why eating fortune cookies ensures the fortune will come true? If you can stand the taste of that mashed-up junk, then good things *must* be bound for you, since it can't get any worse past that point.


Your only beaten if you don't get back up, if you keep getting back up your unbeatable.

no, that just means you're stubborn as hell. you can be defeated and/or wrong if you're hard-headed.

[forrestcupp]

If you can stand the taste of that mashed-up junk, then good things *must* be bound for you, since it can't get any worse past that point.

Fortune cookies are much better than the "house" egg rolls they serve, though. There are the normal egg rolls, and then there are the "house" egg rolls. I'm sure that those are just made with the previous day's leftovers that have been ground up.

[murderslastcrow]

He who speaks, does not Know; He who Knows, does not speak.

[ki4jgt]

he who speaks, does not know; he who knows, does not speak.

+ 1

[luceerose]

Look out
Maybe next time
Try Again
Hold that thought
42
Please do something about your breath
1 in every 100 cookies holds your lucky fortune
And Then ... ?
The owner of the blue 4x4 has left their lights on

[forrestcupp]

"Duh! Winner!"

[sydbat]

"Duh! Winner!""Tiger Blood"


42

1 in every 100 cookies holds your lucky fortune
Believe it or not, I have actually seen both of these in fortune cookies.

Also, "Tiger Blood"

[nerdopolis]

How about


you will finish reading soon. You will feel unfulfilled

you will install Linux

Ni!

[forrestcupp]

You are now one second closer to dying.

(How long before this gets moved to Cafe Games?)

[ki4jgt]

Giving someone the wrong advice, is like drafting them into a game of Russian Roulette.