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nmaster
March 7th, 2011, 01:15 AM
http://twitter.com/tabqwerty/status/43083568565596160

lol

cgroza
March 7th, 2011, 01:18 AM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...:(

Dustin2128
March 7th, 2011, 01:24 AM
eh, not that funny. How about this?

It doesn't matter whether your TCP/IP stack was coded in malbolge by Russian monks and only runs on RISC OS, if it supports the standard it won't cause any problems for anybody.

cgroza
March 7th, 2011, 01:59 AM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...:sad:?

SoftwareExplorer
March 7th, 2011, 02:08 AM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...:(

I believe it has to do with how a TCP connection is set up.

IIRC, a TCP connection is set up like this:
First a packet requesting the connection is sent (by computer A in this example).
Computer B receives A's packet and sends a packet acknowledging the request.
Computer A receives the packet from computer B and considers the connection established. Computer A sends a packet acknowledging the acknowledged request.
Computer B gets A's packet and considers the connection established.

After this, there more packets with the actual connection data, and each one is responded to with a 'got it' message.

Dustin2128
March 7th, 2011, 03:53 AM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...:sad:?
saw it in a ./ discussion about standards compliance. Malbolge is this programming language designed to be satanically hard to write, this is hello word:
('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjig%eB@@>}=<M:9wv6WsU2T|nm-,jcL(I&%$#"`CB]V?Tx<uVtT`Rpo3NlF.Jh++FdbCBA@?]!~|4XzyTT43Qsqq(Lnmkj"Fhg${z@>
. RISC OS is an obscure ARM operating system.

NMFTM
March 7th, 2011, 04:20 AM
3-way handshake, lol.

jwbrase
March 7th, 2011, 04:32 AM
Good luck getting a TCP stack coded in Malbolge to support any kind of standard. :)

juancarlospaco
March 7th, 2011, 04:44 AM
TCP in Sovietic Russia:
Host_A -----------RAW_DATA---------> Host_B

nmaster
March 9th, 2011, 08:04 AM
3-way handshake, lol.

i'm glad some people got it...

i guess i shouldn't assume everyone has a computer science background here, my bad!