formula for success in the corporate world...

[YourSurrogateGod]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the ******** and *** kissing that will put you over the top
Don't you just Love it!!!
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Found it on gentoo forums.

[gerbman]

Heh, too true, too true.

[nocturn]

LOL, that made my day

[nocturn]

Another nice one.

You often hear yuppies say "Time is money"

Which amounts to

Time = Money

Meaning that if you are unemployed, you can convert your spare time to a ferrari and if you are a filthy rich 100 year old, you can safely purchase another 50 years.

[woedend]

hehehe - i like it! and by this theory, lewd sexual acts will get your further than asskissing!(169% i think)

[awakatanka]

LoL thats a good one, It won a place in my bookmarks list