philipacamaniac
April 26th, 2006, 04:26 AM
I posted this to a Linux forum a few years ago, and I just stumbled across it on my HD recently. It still makes me laugh! I decided to update a few things from Slackware --> Ubuntu. Of course, Patrick Volkerding makes a better Yoda, whereas I would consider the SABDFL more of a Han Solo. Yes, I know I'm weird.
A long time ago, on a server far, far away...
Gates: It's not the Tux or the *buntu side
(McBride: No it's not!)
Gates: It's not the Hat or the Slack side
(McBride: No it's not!)
Gates: It's the Closed Side
(McBride: You are correct!)
Gates: You can't front on the Empire
To all you Windows-Haters out there
We'll blow your desktop up
McBride: What is thy coding, my master?
Gates: It's a disaster, Linux we're after
McBride: But if we can patent our Closed Side
Gates: Yes he'd have no chance, let's make Tux die!
Another “SCO” ally...
McBride: You will join us or die!
We got Windows (8x)
Torvalds:Tux! Get your *ss over here
and quit monkeying around with that damn CVS!
Did you fix those two bugs?
Did you clean your /home?
Tux: Uncle Torvalds, you know I read your journal
I patched the problem
Can I put it in the kernel?
I got a layaway on a killer computer
But now you're treating me
Like a stupid NT Server!
(Steve) Jobs: Tux, use the Source, and run!
Run to mac.com
Run to mac.com
Shuttleworth: I'm SABDFL, yeah, I'm a soldja
I'll code ya, then I'll scold ya
I thought I told ya...
Don't be a dumb guy, judge me not by my UI
You won't believe your console
Watch my Source code fly!
Tux: Mark, why you playing me the hates?
You know that I still must confront Lord Gates
Shuttleworth: But Tux, not ready are you
Tux: But there's a server in the Valley where they're keeping my crew
A kernel's gotta do what a kernel's gotta do
So now Gates, I'm coming for you
Yeah, that's right GNU, I just set in a course, we're going to Silicon Valley. That's mighty good tar and gzip, why don't you mix me up another... Things're about to get ugly!
Gates: Impressive, now give me your source code!
You must've known that we put patents on our server node.
Tux: Ahhh! Why'd you cut off my 'net?
Gates: It is imperative that this is what you get:
Mark or Steve would never bother
Telling you about your UNIX father
Tux: They told me enough, they told me you copied him!
Gates: Then there's something I must reveal then
Gates: I'm your father, I'm your father (4x)
DVDJon: Hack him with the stack, Tux! Buffer overrun!
Hack him with the stack, Tux! Buffer overrun!
ubuntu-geek: wtf?
A long time ago, on a server far, far away...
Gates: It's not the Tux or the *buntu side
(McBride: No it's not!)
Gates: It's not the Hat or the Slack side
(McBride: No it's not!)
Gates: It's the Closed Side
(McBride: You are correct!)
Gates: You can't front on the Empire
To all you Windows-Haters out there
We'll blow your desktop up
McBride: What is thy coding, my master?
Gates: It's a disaster, Linux we're after
McBride: But if we can patent our Closed Side
Gates: Yes he'd have no chance, let's make Tux die!
Another “SCO” ally...
McBride: You will join us or die!
We got Windows (8x)
Torvalds:Tux! Get your *ss over here
and quit monkeying around with that damn CVS!
Did you fix those two bugs?
Did you clean your /home?
Tux: Uncle Torvalds, you know I read your journal
I patched the problem
Can I put it in the kernel?
I got a layaway on a killer computer
But now you're treating me
Like a stupid NT Server!
(Steve) Jobs: Tux, use the Source, and run!
Run to mac.com
Run to mac.com
Shuttleworth: I'm SABDFL, yeah, I'm a soldja
I'll code ya, then I'll scold ya
I thought I told ya...
Don't be a dumb guy, judge me not by my UI
You won't believe your console
Watch my Source code fly!
Tux: Mark, why you playing me the hates?
You know that I still must confront Lord Gates
Shuttleworth: But Tux, not ready are you
Tux: But there's a server in the Valley where they're keeping my crew
A kernel's gotta do what a kernel's gotta do
So now Gates, I'm coming for you
Yeah, that's right GNU, I just set in a course, we're going to Silicon Valley. That's mighty good tar and gzip, why don't you mix me up another... Things're about to get ugly!
Gates: Impressive, now give me your source code!
You must've known that we put patents on our server node.
Tux: Ahhh! Why'd you cut off my 'net?
Gates: It is imperative that this is what you get:
Mark or Steve would never bother
Telling you about your UNIX father
Tux: They told me enough, they told me you copied him!
Gates: Then there's something I must reveal then
Gates: I'm your father, I'm your father (4x)
DVDJon: Hack him with the stack, Tux! Buffer overrun!
Hack him with the stack, Tux! Buffer overrun!
ubuntu-geek: wtf?