WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")

[Megaptera]

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers"
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

{
Guitar Solo
}

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the edior is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.

A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.

http://www.ahajokes.com/com094.html

[TiBaal89]

Ahhhh that was awesome... though perhaps a little dated based on the other languages chosen for comparison. :lol:

[koenn]

Ahhhh that was awesome...
+1


... though perhaps a little
dated based on the other languages chosen for comparison. :lol:
they all date from just before C, so C is just as dated, no ?

[dmn_clown]

Yeah, C is a mediocre grade.:P

[Simian Man]

Funny, but very outdated.

[sanderd17]

can you sing it and put it on youtube (or any other site)?

[Megaptera]

Funny, but very outdated.

That's what Mrs.Megaptera says about me too!

[Megaptera]

can you sing it and put it on youtube (or any other site)?

In the spirit of goodwill to all .... no I won't (plus I've no webcam either!!)

[sanderd17]

In the spirit of goodwill to all .... no I won't (plus I've no webcam either!!)
It can be very funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTzwJsHpU8

[reyfer]

It's already there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHosLhPEN3k

And apparently it was actually recorded in 2000 http://rekurzija.blogspot.com/2009/08/write-in-c.html

[Megaptera]

Thanks for that link.

[Swagman]

It can be very funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTzwJsHpU8

Hahaha .. Posted to Facebook.. Love it

[mips]

Could you do that in 68000 or MIPS assembler for the old folks please?

[phrostbyte]

Awesome song. :)