Vote for Best Cookie Ever

[machiner]

http://www.madcarters.com/best-cookie-ever.jpg

Get a medic.

[kassetra]

Ok, this thread needs a warning label attached. ;)

[BWF89]

OMFG Lady Waltons is teh R0x0rz111!!!

Sorry for the 1337 speek but those just look so good.

[TravisNewman]

Wow, I gotta get me some of those.

[machiner]

And they're big.


oooooooooooh, man.

I've just eaten 3. I can't be trusted - I need adult supervision.

These bad-boys are so rich and decadent - each one takes a year off of your life.

Like I need to be 97? Right?

[TravisNewman]

Dude, where did you get those? I must try them. I got like 10 times hungrier than I already was when I saw the box in that picture.

[machiner]

My wife works for a specialty food distributor - it's giant.

She brings an assortment of foods from around the world (and many from USA as well) home all the time. Lotsa, lotsa, most ORGANIC (at least "all-natural" - whatever that catch-phrase means today) and all freakin' delicious.

I think we've all had some cool perks at our various jobs (careers) before, but this one perk my wife gets can't be beat.

I don't know where you can get these cookies - but print the picture, tattoo it to your forehead - do WHATEVER you must to ensure that some time;
at one point in your life you will eat this cookie.

Do not print the image and attempt to derive cookie satisfaction from eating the printout. People have attempted this in the past to negative overall results.

[TravisNewman]

However some guy has recently modified an inkjet to print out menus using vegetable juice and rice paper, so that when you get your soup, you can rip up your menu and put it in, instead of crackers.

However, no amount of vegetable juice and paper could reproduce that cookie.

[Lovechild]

Sorry fellas, I'll take mom and dads cookies over store brought ones any day.

[kassetra]

Hmmm. They look like crisp shortbread and ganache...
Maybe I'll have to tinker with some of my recipes now.

Great. Now I want chocolate. thank you VERY MUCH.

[DJ_Max]

Great. Now I want chocolate. thank you VERY MUCH.
lol, samething I was thinking, I was doing fine til I saw this thread. :-x

[machiner]

Never, ever deny yourself chocolate...like Bodega Habana bittersweet truffle bar.

And Lovechild, I agree. Someone's mamma made these cookies, too.

[kassetra]

If I gave in to my love (lust?) for dark chocolate...

Not only would I be marked with the sign "Wide Load" ...
But I would be poor poor poor...

See what I mean? (http://www.nokachocolate.com/tamborina.html)

oh and who could forget this one (http://www.seventypercent.com/chocop/bar_detail.asp?ID=105)...

oh yeah and *hint hint* my birthday is right around the corner... *hint*

LOL

[machiner]

http://www.madogre.com/images/homer_drooling.gif

[machiner]

***********UPDATE***************

My wife hid the cookies.

[mark]

From The Notebooks of Lazarus Long:
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. Robert A. Heinlein

BTW - I tend to agree...and, kassetra, those truffles look sinful...

[machiner]

from Andrea del Sarto -- Browning

"...I, painting from myself and to myself,
Know what I do, am unmoved by men's blame
Or their praise either. Somebody remarks
Morello's outline there is wrongly traced,
His hue mistaken; what of that? or else,
Rightly traced and well ordered; what of that?
Speak as they please, what does the mountain care?
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for? All is silver-grey,
Placid and perfect with my art: the worse!
I know both what I want and what might gain,
And yet how profitless to know, to sigh
"Had I been two, another and myself,
"Our head would have o'erlooked the world!" No doubt. "


Rock ON with your bad self!

[TravisNewman]

why would she take those cookies?!?! That's torture!

[KiwiNZ]

I wish I liked chocolate . People love it so much it seems almost sexual.
People have orgasms over chocolate .
Am I missing out here :wink:

[machiner]

It's just chocolate.

The point of my thread is a little different - it's the cookie. My vote for the best cookie ever.

Better than your mom's, my mom's her mom's -- mine. A damned good cookie.

[tim1]

Man, I tried to find the joke in this picture when i suddenly realized that this is really about a damn box with 6 (six) cookies.