Thanks, Quackers.
When I boot, it gets past GRUB and gives a "Starting up" type message (no splash screen) and then goes to black. No signal from the video card, nothing. Doesn't seem to be just a visual problem, either, as I can't ssh in or otherwise use services running on that box.
Here's the output of boot_info_script:
Boot Info Script 0.55 dated February 15th, 2010
============================= Boot Info Summary: ==============================
=> Grub 0.97 is installed in the MBR of /dev/sda and looks on the same drive
in partition #1 for /boot/grub/stage2 and /boot/grub/menu.lst.
=> No boot loader is installed in the MBR of /dev/sdb
sda1: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: ext3
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
Operating System: [H[2JTransneptune
Boot files/dirs: /boot/grub/menu.lst /etc/fstab
sda2: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: Extended Partition
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
sda5: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: swap
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
sdb1: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: ext3
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
Operating System:
Boot files/dirs:
sdb2: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: ext3
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
Operating System:
Boot files/dirs:
sdb3: __________________________________________________ _______________________
File system: ext3
Boot sector type: -
Boot sector info:
Operating System:
Boot files/dirs:
=========================== Drive/Partition Info: =============================
Drive: sda ___________________ __________________________________________________ ___
Disk /dev/sda: 320.1 GB, 320072933376 bytes
255 heads, 63 sectors/track, 38913 cylinders, total 625142448 sectors
Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Partition Boot Start End Size Id System
/dev/sda1 * 63 614,502,314 614,502,252 83 Linux
/dev/sda2 614,502,315 625,137,344 10,635,030 5 Extended
/dev/sda5 614,502,378 625,137,344 10,634,967 82 Linux swap / Solaris
Drive: sdb ___________________ __________________________________________________ ___
Disk /dev/sdb: 300.1 GB, 300090728448 bytes
255 heads, 63 sectors/track, 36483 cylinders, total 586114704 sectors
Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Partition Boot Start End Size Id System
/dev/sdb1 577,713,465 586,099,394 8,385,930 83 Linux
/dev/sdb2 575,608,950 577,713,464 2,104,515 83 Linux
/dev/sdb3 63 575,608,949 575,608,887 83 Linux
blkid -c /dev/null: __________________________________________________ __________
Device UUID TYPE LABEL
/dev/sda1 1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ext3 Root
/dev/sda2: PTTYPE="dos"
/dev/sda5 73e278bc-b8e8-4f64-902a-db8d90e47e8b swap
/dev/sda: PTTYPE="dos"
/dev/sdb1 86c9ae60-9b8e-43e0-9bc1-1c61d595a0d9 ext3 WWW
/dev/sdb2 51859bc6-8984-4683-a052-f599a4ae130d ext3 MySQL
/dev/sdb3 5f646f13-8731-4edb-ac8a-f6d8505131c0 ext3 Home
/dev/sdb: PTTYPE="dos"
error: /dev/sdc: No medium found
error: /dev/sdd: No medium found
error: /dev/sde: No medium found
error: /dev/sdf: No medium found
============================ "mount | grep ^/dev output: ===========================
Device Mount_Point Type Options
/dev/sda1 / ext3 (rw,relatime,errors=remount-ro,commit=0)
/dev/sdb3 /home ext3 (rw,nodev,relatime,commit=0)
/dev/sdb2 /var/lib/mysql ext3 (rw,nodev,relatime,commit=0)
/dev/sdb1 /var/www ext3 (rw,nodev,relatime,commit=0)
=========================== sda1/boot/grub/menu.lst: ===========================
# menu.lst - See: grub(8), info grub, update-grub(8)
# grub-install(8), grub-floppy(8),
# grub-md5-crypt, /usr/share/doc/grub
# and /usr/share/doc/grub-doc/.
## default num
# Set the default entry to the entry number NUM. Numbering starts from 0, and
# the entry number 0 is the default if the command is not used.
#
# You can specify 'saved' instead of a number. In this case, the default entry
# is the entry saved with the command 'savedefault'.
# WARNING: If you are using dmraid do not use 'savedefault' or your
# array will desync and will not let you boot your system.
default 0
## timeout sec
# Set a timeout, in SEC seconds, before automatically booting the default entry
# (normally the first entry defined).
timeout 3
## hiddenmenu
# Hides the menu by default (press ESC to see the menu)
hiddenmenu
# Pretty colours
#color cyan/blue white/blue
## password ['--md5'] passwd
# If used in the first section of a menu file, disable all interactive editing
# control (menu entry editor and command-line) and entries protected by the
# command 'lock'
# e.g. password topsecret
# password --md5 $1$gLhU0/$aW78kHK1QfV3P2b2znUoe/
# password topsecret
#
# examples
#
# title Windows 95/98/NT/2000
# root (hd0,0)
# makeactive
# chainloader +1
#
# title Linux
# root (hd0,1)
# kernel /vmlinuz root=/dev/hda2 ro
#
#
# Put static boot stanzas before and/or after AUTOMAGIC KERNEL LIST
### BEGIN AUTOMAGIC KERNELS LIST
## lines between the AUTOMAGIC KERNELS LIST markers will be modified
## by the debian update-grub script except for the default options below
## DO NOT UNCOMMENT THEM, Just edit them to your needs
## ## Start Default Options ##
## default kernel options
## default kernel options for automagic boot options
## If you want special options for specific kernels use kopt_x_y_z
## where x.y.z is kernel version. Minor versions can be omitted.
## e.g. kopt=root=/dev/hda1 ro
## kopt_2_6_8=root=/dev/hdc1 ro
## kopt_2_6_8_2_686=root=/dev/hdc2 ro
# kopt=root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro
## default grub root device
## e.g. groot=(hd0,0)
# groot=(hd0,0)
## should update-grub create alternative automagic boot options
## e.g. alternative=true
## alternative=false
# alternative=true
## should update-grub lock alternative automagic boot options
## e.g. lockalternative=true
## lockalternative=false
# lockalternative=false
## additional options to use with the default boot option, but not with the
## alternatives
## e.g. defoptions=vga=791 resume=/dev/hda5
# defoptions=quiet splash noapic
## should update-grub lock old automagic boot options
## e.g. lockold=false
## lockold=true
# lockold=false
## Xen hypervisor options to use with the default Xen boot option
# xenhopt=
## Xen Linux kernel options to use with the default Xen boot option
# xenkopt=console=tty0
## altoption boot targets option
## multiple altoptions lines are allowed
## e.g. altoptions=(extra menu suffix) extra boot options
## altoptions=(recovery) single
# altoptions=(recovery mode) single
## controls how many kernels should be put into the menu.lst
## only counts the first occurence of a kernel, not the
## alternative kernel options
## e.g. howmany=all
## howmany=7
# howmany=all
## specify if running in Xen domU or have grub detect automatically
## update-grub will ignore non-xen kernels when running in domU and vice versa
## e.g. indomU=detect
## indomU=true
## indomU=false
# indomU=detect
## should update-grub create memtest86 boot option
## e.g. memtest86=true
## memtest86=false
# memtest86=true
## should update-grub adjust the value of the default booted system
## can be true or false
# updatedefaultentry=false
## should update-grub add savedefault to the default options
## can be true or false
# savedefault=false
## ## End Default Options ##
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.35-23-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-23-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-23-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.35-23-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-23-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-23-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.35-22-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-22-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.35-22-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-22-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-25-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-25-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-25-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-25-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-25-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-25-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-24-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-24-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-24-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-24-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-24-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-24-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-23-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-23-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-23-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-23-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-23-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-23-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-22-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-22-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.32-22-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-22-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.31-22-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.31-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.31-22-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.31-22-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.31-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.31-22-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.28-16-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.28-16-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.28-16-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.28-16-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.28-16-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.28-16-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.27-11-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.27-11-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.27-11-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.27-11-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.27-11-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.27-11-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.24-22-generic
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.24-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro quiet splash noapic
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.24-22-generic
quiet
title Ubuntu 10.10, kernel 2.6.24-22-generic (recovery mode)
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/vmlinuz-2.6.24-22-generic root=UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f ro single
initrd /boot/initrd.img-2.6.24-22-generic
title Ubuntu 10.10, memtest86+
root (hd0,0)
kernel /boot/memtest86+.bin
quiet
### END DEBIAN AUTOMAGIC KERNELS LIST
=============================== sda1/etc/fstab: ===============================
# /etc/fstab: static file system information.
#
# <file system> <mount point> <type> <options> <dump> <pass>
proc /proc proc defaults 0 0
# /dev/sda1
UUID=1e71625b-3729-404e-a872-be52f74f464f / ext3 relatime,errors=remount-ro 0 1
# /dev/sda5
UUID=73e278bc-b8e8-4f64-902a-db8d90e47e8b none swap sw 0 0
UUID=5f646f13-8731-4edb-ac8a-f6d8505131c0 /home ext3 rw,nodev,relatime 0 0
UUID=51859bc6-8984-4683-a052-f599a4ae130d /var/lib/mysql ext3 rw,nodev,relatime 0 0
UUID=86c9ae60-9b8e-43e0-9bc1-1c61d595a0d9 /var/www ext3 rw,nodev,relatime 0 0
/dev/scd0 /media/cdrom0 udf,iso9660 user,noauto,exec,utf8 0 0
=================== sda1: Location of files loaded by Grub: ===================
21.6GB: boot/grub/menu.lst
21.5GB: boot/grub/stage2
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.24-22-generic
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.24-22-generic.bak
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.27-11-generic
21.6GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.28-16-generic
21.6GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.31-22-generic
21.6GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-22-generic
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-23-generic
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-24-generic
21.5GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.32-25-generic
21.6GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-22-generic
21.6GB: boot/initrd.img-2.6.35-23-generic
21.4GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.24-22-generic
72.2GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.27-11-generic
45.4GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.28-16-generic
45.4GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.31-22-generic
45.3GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-22-generic
45.4GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-23-generic
21.5GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-24-generic
21.6GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.32-25-generic
21.5GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-22-generic
21.6GB: boot/vmlinuz-2.6.35-23-generic
21.6GB: initrd.img
21.6GB: initrd.img.old
21.6GB: vmlinuz
21.5GB: vmlinuz.old
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