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whiskeylover
November 16th, 2010, 09:46 PM
I know this has been brought up before plenty of times, but if there were a death match between Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, Bat Girl and Snookie, who would win and why?

Feel free to add favorite own female superhero to the list.

pwnst*r
November 16th, 2010, 09:52 PM
Snookie's a super hero? I thought she was just another **h*o*r*e.

whiskeylover
November 16th, 2010, 09:55 PM
Snookie's a super hero? I thought she was just another **h*o*r*e.

South Park has made her a super hero (or a super villain)

pwnst*r
November 16th, 2010, 09:56 PM
Oh.

dtfinch
November 16th, 2010, 09:57 PM
I'd say Wonder Woman, being the only one with super powers and near-immortality.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=977

whiskeylover
November 16th, 2010, 09:58 PM
Oh.

Just for fun, try giving her imaginary super powers, like how SP did.

conundrumx
November 16th, 2010, 10:11 PM
Does the Major (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motoko_Kusanagi) count as a super hero? I'm pretty sure she'd beat all of them. At once. Blindfolded.

forrestcupp
November 16th, 2010, 10:14 PM
Monica Lewinsky.

wojox
November 16th, 2010, 10:18 PM
Does the Major (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motoko_Kusanagi) count as a super hero? I'm pretty sure she'd beat all of them. At once. Blindfolded.

Motoko would kick some butt. I haven't seen that film in ages.

Technically I'd say Snookie. Since the rest are cartoon characters. :)

juancarlospaco
November 16th, 2010, 10:48 PM
Robin.

;)

Sporkman
November 16th, 2010, 11:06 PM
Here one I've been wondering about:

George W. Bush vs. Kevin Federline.

True, GWB is a lot older, but he's in impeccable shape I've read. Kevin Federline is a big league rapper & street thug, but he's a bit flabby...

guildofghostwriters
November 16th, 2010, 11:10 PM
Elektra every time, thinking the Frank Miller/Bill Sienkiewicz story.

guildofghostwriters
November 16th, 2010, 11:14 PM
What am I thinking - I reckon Hit Girl could have most of them as well.

Verbeck
November 16th, 2010, 11:23 PM
Chuck Norris : he could turn into a female superhero if he wanted to [citation needed]

pwnst*r
November 16th, 2010, 11:24 PM
Chuck Norris : he could turn into a female superhero if he wanted to [citation needed]

That's because he's a cross dresser.

pricetech
November 17th, 2010, 12:24 AM
I'd predict they'd all lose if they had to face somebody's Mom.

t0p
November 17th, 2010, 02:22 AM
Jean Grey would kick their collective butts anytime. She could grab them telekinetically and throw them in the trash. Or she could transmogrify into the Phoenix and burn them (and the rest of planet Earth) to a cinder.

whiskeylover
November 17th, 2010, 04:56 AM
I'd predict they'd all lose if they had to face somebody's Mom.

What if one of them were to become a mom?

Khakilang
November 17th, 2010, 05:13 AM
I would say Oprah Winfrey. She will talk to all the villain to death.

TNT1
November 17th, 2010, 06:10 AM
http://www.glitter-town.com/power-puff-girls-myspace-glitters/power-puff-girls-myspace-glitter-graphic-12.gif

Jesus_Valdez
November 17th, 2010, 04:57 PM
Wonder woman is part of the trinity, there are few heroines from the big two who can compete wth her.

Jean Grey with the phoenix force would wipe the floor with her, but that's unffair.

Tristam Green
November 17th, 2010, 05:04 PM
Kevin Federline is a big league rapper & street thug

:-k

I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.


Answer to the question: RiceMonster would win.

whiskeylover
November 17th, 2010, 05:15 PM
Answer to the question: RiceMonster would win.
Didn't know he was a female superhero.

Anyways, my money is still on Snookie. Trust me, I've seen her South Park episode.

Tristam Green
November 17th, 2010, 05:32 PM
Didn't know he was a female superhero.

Anyways, my money is still on Snookie. Trust me, I've seen her South Park episode.

RiceMonster is RiceMonster. RiceMonster is win.

whiskeylover
November 18th, 2010, 04:40 PM
RiceMonster is RiceMonster. RiceMonster is win.

And Snookie is Snookie. Snookie want smoosh smoosh. RiceMonster is toast.

whiskeylover
November 19th, 2010, 03:29 PM
Bumpz