Chinese Invades Anartica!!!

[Sirin]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/30/china_antarctica/

Oh, poor penguins! Poor Tux! :(

Tux is now speaking Cantonese! :p

[Krigl]

possibly including Confucius and _Mao_Zedong_
Holy asterisk! That's what we all've been waiting for. Now just name some of those islands after Hitler, Stalin and Lenin and we're done.