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April 1st, 2006, 09:11 AM
Google is getting into the matchmaking business. They are using 100% computer matched profiles. Here goes a link to the new service. I just found the love of my life by hitting "I'm Feeling Lucky"! :mrgreen:

Google to Organize World's Courtship Information with Google Romance

Service to offer psychographic matchmaking plus free “contextual dating” option

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., April 1, 2006 - Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google Romance™, a new product that offers users both a psychographic matchmaking service and all-expenses-paid dates for couples who agree to experience contextually relevant advertising throughout the course of their evening.

"Our mission, as you might have heard, is to organize the world's information," said Jonathan Rosenberg, Google's senior vice president, product management. "And let's face it: in what area of life is the world's information more disorganized than romance? We thought we could use our search technology to help you find that special someone, then send you on a date and use contextual ads to help you, ya know - close the deal."

Google Romance (http://www.google.com/romance/index.html)

April 1st, 2006, 09:14 AM
rofl. that was cruel.

dont know why im going there though, i have a gf...errrrr hope she doesnt check firefox history

April 1st, 2006, 09:20 AM
Somehow I have a funny feeling about this ;)


Also, the 'Post multiple profiles with a bulk upload file, you sleaze'-link on the first page was funny :D

Lord Illidan
April 1st, 2006, 09:33 AM
Me signing up!!

April 1st, 2006, 10:09 AM
Check out the FAQ

5. Usually. But sometimes they’re a little off.Yeah, that’s why our early testers thought that Soulmate Search’s “Did you really mean…?” feature came in very handy.

April 1st, 2006, 11:53 AM
ho ho ho, the april fools never stops!! and now i feel a little more empty inside. :/

April 1st, 2006, 04:33 PM
Google Romance just hooked me up with a sadistic dominatrix. I think I am now madly in love.

April 1st, 2006, 04:40 PM
This one was a gooder.

Stormy Eyes
April 1st, 2006, 05:02 PM
Google Romance just hooked me up with a sadistic dominatrix. I think I am now madly in love.

Dude, Google Romance just set me up for a threesome with Ann Coulter and Rick Santorum. I'm scared.

April 1st, 2006, 05:06 PM
Lol, specially fun how they make parody about their own ads.

The romance search result was painfully accurate in my case. :(

April 1st, 2006, 05:15 PM
Here goes a picture of the dominatrix that Google Romance hooked me up with. Her name is Cat Woman.


April 1st, 2006, 05:52 PM
i met my new hawt girlfriend on there


actually i just got that from google images :D

April 1st, 2006, 08:01 PM
/me is jealous over majik's gf