Is Sporkman conected to every news feed in the world?

[fatality_uk]

Me thinks so :)

[Sporkman]

I'm going to have to vote "yes" on that.

Incidentally, my job as newsmaster became much easier when the internet arrived. :)

[RiceMonster]

Well I would vote YES, but then I decided that was a pretty stupid option, so I decided to vote YES.

[sydbat]

Well I would vote YES, but then I decided that was a pretty stupid option, so I decided to vote YES.I agree wholeheartedly.

[McRat]

Well, he certainly has an eye for good tech stories. I enjoy his posts.

So I vote YES.

[Sporkman]

Apple instructs employees on how to handle iPhone 4 'death grip' complaints

Apple has reportedly released a memo with advice to employees on dealing with consumers upset about poor reception on their new iPhone 4 handsets. Although the phrase 'iPhone 4 death grip' is never mentioned, Apple does recommend stressing that the reception on the iPhone 4 is the best of any iPhone in history...

http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Horizons/2010/0630/Apple-instructs-employees-on-how-to-handle-iPhone-4-death-grip-complaints

[Simian Man]

This should be a multi-choice poll, I would vote YES and YES.

[Sporkman]

Simian Solicitude: Like Humans, Chimpanzees Console Victims of Aggression

Chimpanzees may comfort others in distress in ways very similar to how people do, according to what may be the largest study of consolation in animals by far. The new findings in our closest living relatives could help shed light on the roots of empathy in humans...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=humans-chimpanzees-console-victims-of-aggression

[fatality_uk]

I imagine the sporkmaster at home like this, taking news in like most people take air....

[koenn]

Poll is broken.
There's no option for 'Yes!"

[Sporkman]

Internet dependence and gambling addiction are not linked

Published: Monday, June 28, 2010 - 15:07 in Psychology & Sociology

A study of university students found no overlap between those reporting excessive Internet use and those with problem gambling. However, both addictive behaviors are associated with psychological issues such as depression, anxiety, stress, and loneliness, according to a provocative Rapid Communication in Cyberpsychology, Behavior, and Social Networking, a peer-reviewed journal published by Mary Ann Liebert, Inc...

http://esciencenews.com/articles/2010/06/28/internet.dependence.and.gambling.addiction.are.not .linked

[schtufbox]

Who is Sporkman? :D

[Sporkman]

Who is Sporkman? :D

I'm often referred to as "Mom's Boyfriend" by the forumites around here. :P

[schtufbox]

I'm often referred to as "Mom's Boyfriend" by the forumites around here. :P

Well I was kidding hence the :D but you wouldn't want to be my mums boyfriend, trust me, she's almost 60 :P





Unless you like them old....

[Sporkman]

Well I was kidding hence the :D but you wouldn't want to be my mums boyfriend, trust me, she's almost 60 :P





Unless you like them old....

Heh heh. :)

Here's a funny link, since we're on the subject:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mom

[schtufbox]

Heh heh. :)

Here's a funny link, since we're on the subject:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mom
That's pretty cool and could probably be sent to many Chavs and it would be 100% true for them :D

[Sporkman]

That's pretty cool and could probably be sent to many Chavs and it would be 100% true for them :D

That website is pretty entertaining. :)

And: anybody can contribute to lessening its quality!

[chessnerd]

Proof: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1522727

[Frogs Hair]

There's Fox , CBS , BBC, and Sporkman .

[tgalati4]

Interesting trend developing:

58% Yes
versus
42% Yes

On top of that they add up to 100%!