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Legendary_Bibo
June 20th, 2010, 08:11 PM
Boy I just had a strange dream, you know I've always hated geese...they use to chase me through the park when I was little and then they'd bite you for no freaking reason. Now when I see them I make it a point to mess with them.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xVIWRPqXmzA/TB5mjuIOQTI/AAAAAAAAAC0/SdGxr1bB1AM/s1600/dream.png

gnomeuser
June 20th, 2010, 08:21 PM
Can't say that I ever did that

murderslastcrow
June 20th, 2010, 08:27 PM
Lol! Looks like you're the super user of your dreams, that's for certain (I know it's the title of the webcomic).

You know, I really wish I had had this dream, so long as the geese agreed to it.

Xianath
June 21st, 2010, 07:13 AM
If you haven't seen "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", now would be a good time.

NightwishFan
June 21st, 2010, 09:34 AM
I support the above. THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!! O_o

Random_Dude
June 21st, 2010, 09:39 AM
Regular nunchunks or Nintendo Wii nunchunks?

wojox
June 21st, 2010, 09:42 AM
I'm pretty strong. So I use Turkeys for nunchucks.

Random_Dude
June 21st, 2010, 10:02 AM
I'm pretty strong. So I use Turkeys for nunchucks.

Pfff big deal!
I use ostriches.

wojox
June 21st, 2010, 10:15 AM
Pfff big deal!
I use ostriches.

That's nothing man. Back in the day I used Pterodactyl

http://colorfulcreatures.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/b-pterodactyl.jpg

proxess
June 21st, 2010, 10:18 AM
I use Chuck Norris and Steven Segal as nun-chucks, while Jackie Chan and Jet Lee are my Daggers.

Lucradia
June 21st, 2010, 01:37 PM
I use Chuck Norris and Steven Segal as nun-chucks, while Jackie Chan and Jet Lee are my Daggers.

They would use YOU instead of you using them.

dragos240
June 21st, 2010, 01:40 PM
They would use YOU instead of you using them.

+1

I use nunchucks as nunchucks.

ronnielsen1
June 21st, 2010, 01:48 PM
you know I've always hated geese...they use to chase me through the park when I was little and then they'd bite you for no freaking reason. Now when I see them I make it a point to mess with them.

My mother used to raise those vile disgusting mean nasty birds and my son still remembers them trying to corner him when he was 4. He's 16 now and still wants to run over any he sees. He's probably dreamed about it.

Lucradia
June 21st, 2010, 01:50 PM
I almost walked into a goose on my way home from school, I stopped when I saw it, and decided to wait for it to go away. When it didn't, I put my palm out at it, and it kept doing its low angry "quak" sound, then it decided to walk off into the grass. Man ,was I shaken -_-. It was a Canadian goose too.

Those birds are... ugh.

ubunterooster
June 21st, 2010, 01:58 PM
Oh, the poor birdies. :lolflag:

ISR: geese use you as nunchucks

ronnielsen1
June 21st, 2010, 01:59 PM
quakDucks go quak geese go honk


Oh, the poor birdies.
You, obviously have never spent much time with them

ubunterooster
June 21st, 2010, 02:02 PM
Ducks go quak geese go honk


You, obviously have never spent much time with them
I raise them; you have to teach them the proper pecking order and then they behave. But those ones near public pools, yeah, they are mean

donkyhotay
June 21st, 2010, 03:34 PM
The only good goose is one that is stuffed, cooked, and ready to eat.

Xianath
June 21st, 2010, 06:04 PM
Nunchuck, nunchuck... nun... chuck...

ubunterooster
June 21st, 2010, 06:12 PM
Nunchuck, nunchuck... nun... chuck...
umm....What? What happened to the poor nun who used to be wearing those clothes

NightwishFan
June 21st, 2010, 06:55 PM
I agree, they are quite mean and always scare children. I wonder if I should keep some in my yard. There will not be any candy wrappers in it then. ;)

ubunterooster
June 21st, 2010, 07:15 PM
And you will not need to mow as often! :D

Random_Dude
June 21st, 2010, 07:51 PM
umm....What? What happened to the poor nun who used to be wearing those clothes

She's with God now.

alphaniner
June 21st, 2010, 07:56 PM
Geese stream of consciousness...

We had a few white geese that we kept around when I was very young. I don't remember much about them, but there's a picture of me feeding them so they must not have been very scary.

I went my whole life thinking my eyes were brown, but a friend in HS was kind enough to inform me that they are in fact goose-turd green.

Fabio uses geese as part of his facial care regimen.

Mr. Picklesworth
June 21st, 2010, 08:19 PM
That picture with excellent drawing skill would be incredible. Especially if that excellent drawing was through Inkscape, GIMP or Blender. Somebody get on it, pronto!

Legendary_Bibo
June 21st, 2010, 10:17 PM
And you will not need to mow as often! :D
Goose != Goat

ubunterooster
June 21st, 2010, 10:30 PM
Goose != Goat
except goats do not lay juicy (okay, leathery) eggs

NightwishFan
June 21st, 2010, 11:08 PM
Oh the possibilities...