Joke too long for Twitter

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Guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. Barman says "You've got a steering wheel between your legs." Guy says "I know, and it's driving me nuts!"

[CliffLee]

Short but sweet.

Here's another:

Did you hear the story about the peacock? It's a beautiful tail.

[Hwæt]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

Barkeep: "So what would you guys like?"

One mathematician replies: "I'll have one drink, my friend will have one half of that, the next will have one fourth of my drink, his buddy next to him will have one eighth of my original drink, and so on until infinity."

After a short pause, the bartender says: "You guys are a bunch of assholes."

He then proceeds to pouring two mugs of beer and sets them on the bar in front of the first mathematician.

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[JDShu]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

Barkeep: "So what would you guys like?"

One mathematician replies: "I'll have one drink, my friend will have one half of that, the next will have one fourth of my drink, his buddy next to him will have one eighth of my original drink, and so on until infinity."

After a short pause, the bartender says: "You guys are a bunch of assholes."

He then proceeds to pouring two mugs of beer and sets them on the bar in front of the first mathematician.

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LOL pure genius